Haiku

[RJ45]

sam is bored at work
and so he brings back the thread
that most people hate

 

[Guest]

For Mr. Tall:

Look it's the future
I can see everything now
No, it's just goatse

 

[Che]

Sam is such a flamer!

 

[RJ45]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Che:
Sam is such a flamer!</font>

non-haiku insults
have no effect on me, bitch
be more creative

 

[Guest]

I am bored too Sam
I have nothing to do now
except writing this

 

[Rosey]

how my eyes do burn
with new saline solution
damn contact lenses

 

[Aphrodite]

really I need to dance
I'm fuckin sick of the Trance!
give me the BOOM CHICK!

(or bang Chic)

 

[echo]

Hey rosey:

contact lenses cause
red rings around my iris
wearing glasses sucks

jane, liz and I
haiku masters extroadinaire
which one should I post

 

[deep]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Aphrodite:
give me the BOOM CHICK!
</font>

 

[patri©k]

Insert any action
Two thumbs up on that captain
End of quotation


brilliant !


fattyp©2002

 

[Che]

NO, this thread needs more Freestyle

 

[Guest]

I am bored right now
writing haikus to waste time
one more hour to go

 

[bitchass]

Mid East irony.
Women covered high and low.
Camels? Yes. Toe? No

Granny in spandex.
Distended pastrami flaps
Trigger gag reflex.

Young teens, sunny beach
Camera focus, oh young toe
Oh shit, it's the cops


from cameltoe.org

 

[Booty Bits]

stuck at work til 8
thank god for i.c.q. Lite
its keeping me sane

dam that snarky kid
hes messaging with me now
his life is more cool

 

[Booty Bits]

this is my short rant
i hate the christian right wing
abortions for all!

3 minutes til 8
then i can go home and watch
that 70's show

 

[noahmintz]

There used to be this little monster like creature on Romp.com would would recite Haiku ... he would have a new one everyday
It was kinda sketchy

stu

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

drained like a fruit sucked
dry by sitting out in the
sun. Feel Exhausted

From the Ministry
of I love haiku, I kick
you squaw in the noots

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[RJ45]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa:
From the Ministry
of I love haiku, I kick
you squaw in the noots

Prime Minister Highsteppa</font>

YES

best tag line ever.
respect, el presidente
for the south park styles

 

[SlipperyPete]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Booty Bits:
this is my short rant
i hate the christian right wing
abortions for all!
</font>

abortions for all!
booooo!!!! ....abortions for no one!
small yankee flags then?

 

[beaker]

sometimes times our tough
but all you need remember
is to eat bacon.

 

[Booty Bits]

okay fine then pete
birth control for teenage girls
the pope needs a clue

ahh these topics are
too serious for a thread like
this one on tribe board

oh slippery pete
back in the forest city
he loves frosh pussy

 

[Shockwave]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by beaker:
sometimes times our tough
but all you need remember
is to eat bacon.</font>

LOL Its funny because its true.

 

[SlipperyPete]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Booty Bits:
okay fine then pete
birth control for teenage girls
the pope needs a clue

ahh these topics are
too serious for a thread like
this one on tribe board

oh slippery pete
back in the forest city
he loves frosh pussy</font>

simpson's ref'rence lost!
silly liz, when will you learn?
i'm grandpa here now.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Bags of monkey shit
Clubphoto are to me here
Can't upload new pics

I will tear them an
asshole like goatse's; size 6
Then fuckstart their heads

From the Ministry
of Fucking upload this bitch
Rochambeau your ass

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[KiX]

Bah! Fuck clubphoto
Try futureshop.ca
It's no purerave though.

=tina=