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ha ha ha, dj assault.....I'm drunk

--[Zirca]--

TRIBE Promoter
My review:


-Some skid opened the night, stash and wife beater

- Dj assault comes on...

- ass, titties, ass and titties

- whores in the house, whores in the house

- asses wiggl'n, titties jiggl'n

- face down ass up that's the way we like to fuck

- please buy my ass and titties t-shirts out front

- If you want to touch the pussy, rub the pussy, fuck the pussy...

- more ghetto-tech/miami bass music that's so bad you love it.

- I am one of the oldest people here....

- I'm drunk, the end.

- Did I actually pay for that???

Dan
 
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mariazmess

TRIBE Member
i think i'm gonna puke. PHILLY!!!!@#*@!&!!

WHY ARE THERE TITTIES ON THE VIDEO SCREEN AT FOOTWORK?!
i'm gonna tell mommy.

ass ass titties titties.
some dude saw me kissy hot ticket girl (just a peck!) and said "i love hot lesbians - i'm gonna buy you two a shot!"

meh. i don't wanna work today. unf.
 
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Babes

TRIBE Member
Chris creamtastical hotness... I just got your message this morn. I wish I had gotten it sooner so we could have played and officially started our Brazil-Canada relations!
 

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
totally needed it.

only two girls in booty shorts did it justice, dancing ass first. This poor bastard called rob was spinning boot in the dryers like no bodies business... no attempts at matching, just cross fade left, cross fade right. After the hiphop guy housey guy, Rob started off with a stronger set than expected with gems like whoop there it is, Pushit, and that wiggle wiggle song but then went down into dance hall.

dance hall is not booty even if you do use your ass to lead the moves on the dance floor. and his dance hall was shite and went on too long! WITH BAD MIXING!

then assault comes on FINALLY and is like buy my shirts and is mcing to his own records, basically just repeating the lyrics of each track and asking people to buy his shit. What was he doing, selling his stuff out the back of his mom's jetta?

and the crowd? fuck... the sketch bags from make it funky parties, drunk college girls finger fucking by the bar, and me waiting for my fucking friends to show up so I can approach the dance floor with some assurance that this isn't really hell.

where were the fanny packs, what was the deal with the idiot trying to catch lasers and THE BAD MIXING, fuck, it was terrible!

basically, it needed more fanny packs, less sketch and less porn videos being projected and more people dancing... unimpressed. fucking sad that this is the state of booty in north america... DJ FUNK is rolling in his grave.
 

REMI XO

TRIBE Member
What a mistake.....
I had to call in sick to work....but I cant call in sick because I dont have my foremans number....
I'm dreading monday cause hes probably gonna tear me a new asshole.

And all I have to show for is this stupid T shirt,,,,,




O.. and a CD too.:confused:
 

--[Zirca]--

TRIBE Promoter
Jeanine and Chris, how the hell did we NOT run into each other??? I was more towards the back by the main bar.

Chris' review about sums it up. It was funny to laugh at for the first few minutes then it was just plain garbage.
 
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zorak

TRIBE Member
Krzysiu said:
totally needed it.

only two girls in booty shorts did it justice, dancing ass first. This poor bastard called rob was spinning boot in the dryers like no bodies business... no attempts at matching, just cross fade left, cross fade right. After the hiphop guy housey guy, Rob started off with a stronger set than expected with gems like whoop there it is, Pushit, and that wiggle wiggle song but then went down into dance hall.

dance hall is not booty even if you do use your ass to lead the moves on the dance floor. and his dance hall was shite and went on too long! WITH BAD MIXING!

then assault comes on FINALLY and is like buy my shirts and is mcing to his own records, basically just repeating the lyrics of each track and asking people to buy his shit. What was he doing, selling his stuff out the back of his mom's jetta?

and the crowd? fuck... the sketch bags from make it funky parties, drunk college girls finger fucking by the bar, and me waiting for my fucking friends to show up so I can approach the dance floor with some assurance that this isn't really hell.

where were the fanny packs, what was the deal with the idiot trying to catch lasers and THE BAD MIXING, fuck, it was terrible!

basically, it needed more fanny packs, less sketch and less porn videos being projected and more people dancing... unimpressed. fucking sad that this is the state of booty in north america... DJ FUNK is rolling in his grave.

yikes!!!

i'm glad i bailed on this shit!

i repeat, YIKES!
 

Hipsterave

TRIBE Promoter
Krzysiu said:
and the crowd? fuck... the sketch bags from make it funky parties,
Hey come on now. I think we get a really good crowd out to our parties, theres always a few but the majority of our patrons are definately not defined as sketchbags.





by the way....
dont you frequent comfort zone? :p
 

Krzysiu

TRIBE Member
Hipsterave said:
Hey come on now. I think we get a really good crowd out to our parties, theres always a few but the majority of our patrons are definately not defined as sketchbags.





by the way....
dont you frequent comfort zone? :p

no, there are some definite sketch bags that mingle with the gems at MIF, trust me... as for COZO, nope, never been... sorry.
 
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adorablehomeboy

TRIBE Promoter
Still drunk when I made it to work at 10

Can't say it was the best party. The opening dj sucked (imo). But if you didn't have fun you didn't drink enough and expected too much in the first place.
 

Bumbaclat

TRIBE Member
Hipsterave said:
Krzysiu said:
and the crowd? fuck... the sketch bags from make it funky parties,

Hey come on now. I think we get a really good crowd out to our parties, theres always a few but the majority of our patrons are definately not defined as sketchbags.
but a large minority certainly is. it's not thw worst thing in this world, there isn't a scene in TO without sketchbags, it kind of goes with the territory.
 

Ninjetta

TRIBE Member
all nonsense aside, I had a blast. Honestly, you either loooove this music or you dont. and all the ghetto mixing before assault? just adds to the ghettofab nature of the entire nite. add a little dash of porn on the big screen, and a plethora of drinks, and my evening of shaking mah ass and watchin others do or try to do the same was mucho fun for a thursday nite.

and yes...i would looooove dj godfather to come back. im surprised i can still shake my thang so i say bring it on til i cant no mo.
 
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