An equal and measured reaction is called for in this situation. While they are sitting in your office just say " pardon me I just need to use the washroom." Then run to their desk and take a shit on it. When they freak out just tell them " Oh I thought it was cool to expel substances out of our bodies in the other guys office....Sorry."Gizmo said:Dude! Big problem at my work where it's an open floor, so the "driveby" is conducted a lot.
Usually with the "hey man, how you doing, and then asking a question about something work related"
Then you start to answer, look up and realise they're moving away at a fast pace...and then boom! it hits!
There is no real defence against it, other than an early warning system. If you see the person coming towards you, say loudly "I swear if you fart and run away again I will fucking kill you" Sometimes the public shaming can stop them. Usually it's effective if there are semi-attractive women nearby, so the person realises his suave quotient could take a hit. But these phantom farters are a committed lot and sometimes won't at an eyelid and keep advancing. Also if you work at a place where it's male domiated and the women are manlier than the men, effectiveness is curtailed. You really can't do anything about them. Sort of like tsunamis.
Then psychics could cash in on interpreting the colour of people's farts (like reading auras).Casey said:Do you think this would happen less if farts were colored? I'm leaning towards yes, because you could immediately identify the farter. However, if the farts were a fun color, like bright blue, I think it might happen more often.
LOL I do...but it just escalates things...and most of the other bastards are out in the open surrounded by other people...they have me cornered.AgentSanchez said:What are you - Swiss? Retaliate muthafucker! Hot wings for dinner, followed by several pints of draft beer, and a couple Sausage and Egg McMuffins for breakfast... It's the office equivalent to nuclear armament, and just as dangerous.
You can cue Adagio for Strings the first time someone sharts.
Does everyone have this conversation while on mushrooms?Casey said:Do you think this would happen less if farts were colored? I'm leaning towards yes, because you could immediately identify the farter. However, if the farts were a fun color, like bright blue, I think it might happen more often.