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Guys really ARE stupid when it comes to girls.

Dr Funk MD

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Okay, not all guys but this one in particular was dumb as hell.

I'm getting on the bus (yes I spend a LOT of time on the bus) and, as I always do, I'm scouting out the 'talent'. I see the most beautiful girl sitting in the back so I sit down across from her but immediately notice she's sitting with a guy who's obviously her boyfriend. And this guy is fugly! He doesn't look like he's a day over 17, scruffy, slack jawed and wearing last week's laundry. She on the other hand is radiant, blond and has the brightest eyes.

Anyway, I'm sort of listening to their conversation, he's talking about video games or some boring shit like that, but she's completely enthralled with every word he's speaking. Like completely silent and fully engaged in what he's saying. After a minute it becomes obvious, to me anyhow, that she's not so interested in what he's saying but the lips he's speaking with. Her eyes start darting from his eyes to his lips and back again. She starts to bite her own lips and moisten them and when she looks like she's going to break down and grab him by the face he finally shuts up and looks at her. She closes her eyes, slightly parts her lips, tilts her head back and has that beautifully contented look on her face like a woman does before she's about to be kissed. But the kiss never comes. The guy starts talking about his buddy's Playstation again and she opens her eyes, unfulfilled.

Oh man, I wanted to punch him right in the cock for missing that one! What dumb ass.... Shit like that pisses me off.
 

marcinm

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if he's 17 maybe he just doens't give a shit about stuff like making out with his gf on the bus... just a suggestion... some guys are completely self absorbed with other stuff when they're younger, like sports, video games, etc.

but yeah, you shoulda at least slapped him upside the head lol

Marcin M :)
 
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Boss Hog

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Originally posted by marcinm
if he's 17 maybe he just doens't give a shit about stuff like making out with his gf on the bus... just a suggestion... some guys are completely self absorbed with other stuff when they're younger, like sports, video games, etc.

but yeah, you shoulda at least slapped him upside the head lol

Marcin M :)

seriously.

First thing on any 17 year old's mind is sex. Period.

The guy was obviously gay. Sure he didn't moisten his lips while looking at you?
 

diablo

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Originally posted by Dr Funk MD
Okay, not all guys but this one in particular was dumb as hell.

I'm getting on the bus (yes I spend a LOT of time on the bus) and, as I always do, I'm scouting out the 'talent'. I see the most beautiful girl sitting in the back so I sit down across from her but immediately notice she's sitting with a guy who's obviously her boyfriend. And this guy is fugly! He doesn't look like he's a day over 17, scruffy, slack jawed and wearing last week's laundry. She on the other hand is radiant, blond and has the brightest eyes.

Anyway, I'm sort of listening to their conversation, he's talking about video games or some boring shit like that, but she's completely enthralled with every word he's speaking. Like completely silent and fully engaged in what he's saying. After a minute it becomes obvious, to me anyhow, that she's not so interested in what he's saying but the lips he's speaking with. Her eyes start darting from his eyes to his lips and back again. She starts to bite her own lips and moisten them and when she looks like she's going to break down and grab him by the face he finally shuts up and looks at her. She closes her eyes, slightly parts her lips, tilts her head back and has that beautifully contented look on her face like a woman does before she's about to be kissed. But the kiss never comes. The guy starts talking about his buddy's Playstation again and she opens her eyes, unfulfilled.

Oh man, I wanted to punch him right in the cock for missing that one! What dumb ass.... Shit like that pisses me off.
LOL

What a tool.
 

IgStar

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Originally posted by Dr Funk MD
jealous. How does a moron like that get a pretty girl and I don't?
maybe when he does take the time to "do his duties", he's reeeeall good with his hands. You know, from all the practice playing video games??

I dunno.
 
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junglegirl

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Originally posted by marcinm
isome guys are completely self absorbed with other stuff when they're younger
Marcin M :)
this has nothing to do with age in my opinion - some guys are just self absorbed in general (as some girls are) - if she wanted a kiss she should have just kissed him
 

patri©k

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calling a 17 year old a moron because he wasn't making out with a girl on the bus ?


yeeeeeeeaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh.




patrick
 

Dr Funk MD

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Originally posted by junglegirl
this has nothing to do with age in my opinion - some guys are just self absorbed in general (as some girls are) - if she wanted a kiss she should have just kissed him
Yeah, she evetually took matters into her own hands but he didn't look that thrilled to be interupted in the middle of explaining how he scored some power ups and a machine gun.
 
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IgStar

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Originally posted by junglegirl
this has nothing to do with age in my opinion - some guys are just self absorbed in general (as some girls are) - if she wanted a kiss she should have just kissed him
I agree. I'll tell ya right now, if I hadn't picked up my current BF, we wouldn't have been going out the last 4 years. He never would have had the courage to talk to me, he's admitted it. Sometimes, when you want something, you just have to take it. They aren't mind readers.
 

Dr Funk MD

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Originally posted by Indian Girl
I agree. I'll tell ya right now, if I hadn't picked up my current BF, we wouldn't have been going out the last 4 years. He never would have had the courage to talk to me, he's admitted it. Sometimes, when you want something, you just have to take it. They aren't mind readers.
I wish more girls were like you.
 
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shylock_one

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I got hot just reading that. Good story.

I think the kid's got the right idea, he just doesn't care, or acts like he doesn't care whereas you seem to care too much. ;)
Take some lessons from the kid.
 

chooch

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Originally posted by Indian Girl
maybe when he does take the time to "do his duties", he's reeeeall good with his hands. You know, from all the practice playing video games??

cute!

maybe he is upset because he wants to be appreciated for his other attributes and not as a sex object!
 

CLUSTER

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Bwahahahaha, nice man. I notice this kind of stuff all the time.
Personally I'm not one to miss an opportunity, at least not an opportunity that I would be interested in ;)

Personally I don't ride the bus, I have wheels, but at the bars and clubs I love to watch everything that goes on around me, ver observant person as well :D



Cheers,
Zigg'
 
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