Originally posted by jockey slut
tell me, how do i become a better batman
Originally posted by Evil Dynovac
I want you find a good dictionary. I would recommend the hardcover edition of Oxford's Complete. You can find a copy at The World's Biggest Bookstore for around $40. Then I would like you to look up the word 'discretion.' It will be in the section marked 'D.' Read the entry if you like. Then, I would like you to ram that book into your mouth, pushing it past your teeth, until it hits the back of your throat. You will feel a vomit reflex occur so don't be alarmed, rather that is your cue to jam that book even farther down your pipe. The vomit will not get past the dictionary and instead lodge in your gullet. This will choke and kill you, but you can take solace with the fact that you followed my instructions perfectly.
Off you go.
Originally posted by geminigirl
If you are gonna make a thread, there has to be something a little interesting about it...that's all.