quantumize said:you've finally decided to go to your doctor and get youself a physical. people are so proud of men when they do that that they wont even inquire about it, especially cuz the details are kinda gross
Rajio said:try 'a family member / friend is going to the doctors to have a procedure done and needs to be released to a family member / friend to take care of them afterwards' (ie when you go to the doctor and get crazy eyedrops, or when you're hopped up on laughing gass after getting your wisdom teeth out) that way there is a planned doctor thing and also there is someone depending on you. if its an appointment for you, you could always reschedule, but this is for someone else.
StarvinMarvin said:tell them one of your ho's is saying she's preggers and you gotta go straighten the bitch out......