Soulster said:my advice: when you get homesick just think of me and touch yourself!
my other advice: always wear your archeology/jimmy buffet impersonator hat in the jungle to avoid bird poop landing on your head.
my other other advice: when excavating, if you find something that looks shiny and/or valuable, put it in your pocket and don't tell anybody. just keep it to yourself.
have fun, babe!