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Glenn Beck Rape cover up

Discussion in 'Politics (deprecated)' started by sheik rock, Sep 2, 2009.

  1. sheik rock

    sheik rock TRIBE Member

  2. workdowntown

    workdowntown TRIBE Member

    "Well, i'm not saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 but he has yet to prove that he didn't.


    - A concerned citizen"
  3. praktik

    praktik TRIBE Member


    Hey - we're just asknig questions here!
  4. atbell

    atbell TRIBE Member

    Not only that, he waited until it was reported to deny the accusations. An innocent man would have been sure to come out and say as much before he was accused!
  5. Flashy_McFlash

    Flashy_McFlash Well-Known TRIBEr

    oh my god I love this so much!
  6. Flashy_McFlash

    Flashy_McFlash Well-Known TRIBEr

  7. Boss Hog

    Boss Hog TRIBE Member

    This is great, but the irony has to be lost on 110% of his viewers.
  8. judge wopner

    judge wopner TRIBE Member


    FACT: In the year 1990 there were many girls.

    FACT: In the year 1990 there was Glenn Beck.

    FACT: Many people are wondering if Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990.

    FACT: The MSM has not investigated whether Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990, despite many people wondering if it's true. Is there anyone out there refuting these FACTS?
  9. Flashy_McFlash

    Flashy_McFlash Well-Known TRIBEr

    LMAO oh god it hurts!
  10. Flashy_McFlash

    Flashy_McFlash Well-Known TRIBEr


    haha, okay okay I'll stop
  11. praktik

    praktik TRIBE Member

    I am totally loving this.

    Selections of Beck asshattery from the last little while:

    • Glenn Beck pours gasoline on himself on his show to demonstrate his fear that the Obama admin has so disenfranchised him that the government might as well simply set him on fire and kill him - instead of killing him slowly with a drip-drip-drip of outrages.
    • Beck proves himself to be a f*ckin IDIOT
    • Beck pisses on the victims of 9/11:

      "This is horrible to say, and I wonder if I'm alone in this," Beck said on his radio program that day, "you know it took me about a year to start hating the 9/11 victims' families? I don't hate all of them. I hate probably about 10 of them. But when I see a 9-11 victim family on television, or whatever, I'm just like, 'Oh, shut up!' I'm so sick of them because they're always complaining. And we did our best for them."​
    • The fact that tinfoil-nutter Alex Jones looks up to Beck should all give us pause:

      Jones has gradually come to be accepted by the right-wing media. In September 2007, Jones interrupted a live broadcast by Fox News host Geraldo Rivera (Rivera was reporting at the time on “the secret world of restroom gay sex”) by shouting into a megaphone, “9/11 was an inside job!” He was hauled away by NYPD officers soon after. On March 18, however, Jones became a guest of honor inside Fox studios, introduced as “the great Alex Jones” by Fox News contributor Judge Andrew Napolitano during a lengthy segment on the online show, The Strategy Room. Toward the end of his spot, Jones celebrated his sudden and dramatic influence on the conservative movement’s biggest media personalities.

      “I’ve never seen an awakening this big. I’m seeing Glenn Beck talk about the New World Order on Fox, I’m seeing you talk about it,” Jones told Napolitano. “We’re seeing Lou Dobbs talk about it, we’re seeing mainline hosts—Limbaugh’s even talking about global government. Michael Savage is talking about how Obama may stage crises to bring in martial law. So all the things that I was talking about in the wilderness ten-plus years ago are now hitting mainstream, and it is great!”​
    • It's things like this - crazy NWO paranoia about a phantom "global currency", that made him a target for this "raped a girl in 1990" site. Take a few facts, interpret them in a way that satisfies your own pre-ordained conclusion and let it fly!
    • Exhibit B in Glenn Beck's transition to tinfoil would be the few weeks he propagated some of the wilder conspiracy theories out there (popular among the Black Helicopter Crowd) regarding FEMA concentration camps, perhaps being built for Republicans! Sure, he recanted a few weeks later and that's to his credit - but he was still far more credulous than any reasonable person ever should be and we all know that once a claim is out there later recantations are ignored.

    Its totally awesome to see the same kind of weak-ass "connecting the dots" propagated by Beck being used against him.

    Look at this example of shit-for-brains at work:

  12. praktik

    praktik TRIBE Member

  13. workdowntown

    workdowntown TRIBE Member

    The MSM aren't covering the FACT that some say Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990.

    FACT: A young girl was raped and murdered in 1990
    FACT: some sources say Glenn Beck is responsible
    FACT: Glenn Beck allegedly advocates rape:
    "GLENN: Well, that's what they're saying. Basically aren't they saying eye for an eye here. They are saying you can't take an eye if he only took your finger. Well, then I say we rape these guys at the top of every hour.
    STU: Well, Glenn --
    GLENN: No, seriously I don't want to have to -- I don't want to do that. So we'll invent some machines that will just rape them repeatedly at the top of every hour.
    STU: Top of the hour rapes and traffic every 12 minutes.
    GLENN: Come on, you've got to finish that slop up because it's about time for your next rape.

    FACT: he has been evading the question as to whether he did in FACT rape and murder a young girl in 1990
    FACT: If he's innocent then he has nothing to fear by answering the many concerned voices.

  14. workdowntown

    workdowntown TRIBE Member

  15. workdowntown

    workdowntown TRIBE Member


    Someone found a criminal record purporting to be that of Glenn Beck.
  16. praktik

    praktik TRIBE Member

    This is the most hilarious thing that's come along in a while.

    fucking awesome
  17. Colm

    Colm TRIBE Member

  18. praktik

    praktik TRIBE Member

  19. atbell

    atbell TRIBE Member

    This is a disturbing trend, something needs to be done before it gets out of control!
  20. Flashy_McFlash

    Flashy_McFlash Well-Known TRIBEr

    Just think about the 12 raped and murdered women by 2030 if these trends continue. That is not a future I care to imagine, but that is the future we have to look forward to. That is, assuming Beck can keep it to four women a decade.
  21. sheik rock

    sheik rock TRIBE Member

    I would assume exponential growth.

    That's 64 rapes! Glenn Beck must be stopped.
  22. workdowntown

    workdowntown TRIBE Member

    Apparently he's filed suit against the website for infringing on his trademark. (good luck pursuing that when there are well-known clauses for parody/satire already in law)

    Hilarious as it will have exactly the opposite of the chilling effect he hoped.

    It points to a tactic already well-known web-wide that I've been telling American friends would be the best way to make the ludicrous birther, death panels, omg socialism, beckites and rush limp-bag disappear.

    That tactic simply being: Ignore the trolls.
  23. Flashy_McFlash

    Flashy_McFlash Well-Known TRIBEr

    All that effort and not one single denial of the charge. Sounds suspicious to me. And by suspicious, I mean an unquestionable confession of guilt for raping and murdering a girl in 1990.
  24. sheik rock

    sheik rock TRIBE Member

    Nice, I was really hoping he wouldn't be able to resist.
  25. workdowntown

    workdowntown TRIBE Member

    Some say that is in fact the case; that Glenn beck did in fact rape and murder a young girl in 1990.

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