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German prostitutes to care for the elderly.

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Prostitutes' 'people skills' are used to care for elderly
By Jeremy Laurance, Health Editor
Published: 11 April 2006
Prostitutes in Germany are learning the secret of survival in the modern world - transferable skills. The state of North Rhine Westphalia is spending €1m (£700,000) of local and EU money to get sex workers off the streets and into care homes. All they have to change is their uniform.

The retraining scheme, backed by Diakone Westfalen, a welfare programme that runs nursing homes across the country, is based on a simple observation: prostitutes, because of their experience of dealing with people, make excellent carers of the elderly. Officials say they are often better at the job than trainee nurses.

Rita Keuhen of Diakone Westfalen said: "They have good people skills, aren't easily disgusted and have zero fear of physical contact. These characteristics set them apart. It was an obvious move."

Despite high unemployment, running at 12 per cent, nursing homes in Germany are seriously understaffed. Squeamishness and a reluctance to take on a caring role dealing with personal hygiene have left 6,400 vacancies nationwide.

Diakone Westfalen plans to offer 30 prostitutes aged from 20 to 40 the chance to train for a new career, with two years of courses and vocational training.

Heinz Oberlach from Germany's Federal Labour Agency said the idea of using prostitutes as care workers was "very logical" and "fits together like the pieces of a puzzle". But Ms Keuhen warned there was one danger. "Nursing home bosses will have to be discreet so that elderly men don't try to get more than they are paying for."

Gisela Zohren, 56, a former prostitute who now works at a help centre for sex workers called the Midnight Mission in Dortmund, said life was getting tougher on the streets and at least half the women she met wanted to leave the business.

Thousands of prostitutes had come from eastern Europe and South America, swelling the ranks of the local women forced on to the streets by the shortage of employment.

She said: "Prostitution taught me to listen and to convey a feeling of safety. Isn't that exactly what is missing so much in care of elderly people?"

Prostitutes in Germany are learning the secret of survival in the modern world - transferable skills. The state of North Rhine Westphalia is spending €1m (£700,000) of local and EU money to get sex workers off the streets and into care homes. All they have to change is their uniform.

The retraining scheme, backed by Diakone Westfalen, a welfare programme that runs nursing homes across the country, is based on a simple observation: prostitutes, because of their experience of dealing with people, make excellent carers of the elderly. Officials say they are often better at the job than trainee nurses.

Rita Keuhen of Diakone Westfalen said: "They have good people skills, aren't easily disgusted and have zero fear of physical contact. These characteristics set them apart. It was an obvious move."

Despite high unemployment, running at 12 per cent, nursing homes in Germany are seriously understaffed. Squeamishness and a reluctance to take on a caring role dealing with personal hygiene have left 6,400 vacancies nationwide.

Diakone Westfalen plans to offer 30 prostitutes aged from 20 to 40 the chance to train for a new career, with two years of courses and vocational training.
Heinz Oberlach from Germany's Federal Labour Agency said the idea of using prostitutes as care workers was "very logical" and "fits together like the pieces of a puzzle". But Ms Keuhen warned there was one danger. "Nursing home bosses will have to be discreet so that elderly men don't try to get more than they are paying for."

Gisela Zohren, 56, a former prostitute who now works at a help centre for sex workers called the Midnight Mission in Dortmund, said life was getting tougher on the streets and at least half the women she met wanted to leave the business.

Thousands of prostitutes had come from eastern Europe and South America, swelling the ranks of the local women forced on to the streets by the shortage of employment.

She said: "Prostitution taught me to listen and to convey a feeling of safety. Isn't that exactly what is missing so much in care of elderly people?"

http://news.independent.co.uk/europe/article356998.ece

I'd love to see some of the interviews for this job:

"Sorry miss, we were looking for someone with more experience... It appears that you give a lot of blow jobs, but you're lacking in the gang-bang department."
 
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Ditto Much

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Rita Keuhen of Diakone Westfalen said: "They have good people skills, aren't easily disgusted and have zero fear of physical contact. These characteristics set them apart. It was an obvious move."


I love german logic, its like vulcan logic but more logical
 
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acheron

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Nurse Scroomgut: "Ach! Don't forget to wear your helmet, mein commandant! No helmet, no blitzkreig for you!"

WWI-german-helmet.jpg
 
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natureboy

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Handicapped people (in wheelchairs) in the Netherlands have had this service for many years. It's a gov. funded program that sends prostitutes to homes on a monthly basis. I've always been a little jealous.
 

d.code

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This is pretty cool.

It makes sense in a german robot logical sort of way.

A lot of people in the sex industry (mainly strippers in here in NA) are mainly therapist. They are also analysts. I guess this makes them the worlds first Analrapists.

edit: I also cant wait to retire, move to Berlin and be put in a home.
 

Moe

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But Ms Keuhen warned there was one danger. "Nursing home bosses will have to be discreet so that elderly men don't try to get more than they are paying for."

hahaha that was so funny :)
 

Hamza

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For the 456th time: Zee Germans know how to get things done.

In light of this policy...they should invade Poland and secure an endless supply of prostitutes and living space for the elderly.
 

Hamza

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natureboy said:
Handicapped people (in wheelchairs) in the Netherlands have had this service for many years. It's a gov. funded program that sends prostitutes to homes on a monthly basis. I've always been a little jealous.


Obviously your solution is:

1- Hammer + legs
+
2- Dutch passport
=
Happy Hour
 
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Lysistrata

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who is that a picture of?

personally, i think this is a great idea, and i don't see what's 'robot'ic about it at all.
 

derek

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it's the actor from those new vw gti commericals. he was also in the big lebowski and a whole bunch of other movies.

"give us the money, or vee cut off yer johnson"
 
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