and yes that is wrong. But funny too.
"what kids don't know won't hurt em." (non-chemically speaking)
Who was the marketing genius for ikea that thought that one up? Did you notice how all of the shelves they showed at the end were open without doors. even if you put the dildo on the shelf your guests could still see it.... unless thats what you want. maybe they might be up for a bit housewarming fun.... make sure the kid is asleep or at a friends house though!