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Funny stuff...

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ok lets have a thread for funny stuff, I found this....

Nort Holy Shit! Wil Wheaton Gets Laid!
Friday November 23, 2001
Actor and internet geekboy Wil Wheaton, famous for his role in the movie Stand By Me and his much maligned role as boy-genius Wessley on Star Trek: The Next Generation is shocking both fans and detractors everywhere with the revelation that he gets mad passionate married-guy sex. The news comes as a heart

Wil Wheaton seen before bording a plane to Los Vegas with his wife where rumour has it he had sex.
breaking disappointemnt to geek-grrrls who have often fantasized about him "taking the helm" and to trek-nerds who have hated Wessley.
"I always felt so smug hating Wil Wheaton" says Brian Spock Humphreys, a 34 year old Star Trek fan, "I mean Wessley was such a dork
and here Wil Wheaton is married while I'm still living in my parents' basement. There is no word in the Klingon language to express how jealous I am. Suddenly my life seems so empty."
Other trek-nerds expressed that they'd just like to see a girl naked let alone getting to have sex with them.
LeVar Burton, who will co-star with Wil Wheaton in the upcoming and final Star Trek movie had this comment to make, "[Wil's] wife is a fox."

Slowly Star Trek fans everywhere are starting to realize that Wil Wheaton is not Wessley Crusher. Way to go Wil, I guess you get the last laugh.




I am also tracking down something about Rogers cable.......

Make us laugh!!!
Dave
 
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Some Homer Simpson quotes:

Homer : No TV and no beer make Homer something, something.
Marge : Go crazy?
Homer : DON'T MIND IF I DO! WHARGHLULULU WHUR LALULUBRGLUBLU HAHUHAHU WOODWOOD HALULAOGH!
Marge : AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Old man : Take this doll, but beware; it carries a terrible curse.
Homer : Ooo, that's bad.
Old man : But it comes with a free serving of frozen yogurt!
Homer : That's good!
Old man : The frozen yogurt is also cursed.
Homer : That's bad.
Old man : But it comes with your choice of toppings!
Homer : That's good!
Old man : The toppings contain potassium benzoate ...
Homer : (confused look)
Old man : That's bad.
Homer : Can I go now?

Homer (looking up at the living room ceiling) : God, why do you mock me?
Marge : That's not God, that's a waffle that Bart threw on the ceiling.
Homer : Lord, I know I shouldn't eat Thee, but ... (munch munch munch) Mmmm ... Sacrelicious!

Mulder : All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the night you saw this alien.
Homer : Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully : Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer : We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You happy?

Suppose we've chosen the wrong god. Every time we go to church we're just making him madder and madder.

Lisa : Alright, let's all pick from the chore hat.
Homer : Come on bikini inspector.
 
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