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funny shit...makes fun of all races!!!!

basketballjones

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got this one from my mom who forwarded it from someone....good times



How Moses got the 10 Commandments




God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."





He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are."





Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested."



Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."



Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments. Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10."



There, that ought to offend just about everybody .
 
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basketballjones

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The Peej said:
uuuuh


*looks around*



*sees no one*



TIMELINE!!!!!
fuck you and your time line, maybe you would like the seat next to kim mitchell in the trebuchet.....destination.....THE FUCKIN SUN

fuck anyone who tries the timeline shit with something i post, y'all should know i dont search anything......get it together grouches:p
 
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that 420 guy

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Boss Hog said:
They're Godless?

jezus2.jpg
 
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the_fornicator

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only missed the brown and yellow folk.... you know, since we make up half the fucking population. figured we'd at least get some attention.
 

zoo

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making fun of Arabs, Blacks, Mexicans, The French, and Jews just screams "republican states"
 

The Peej

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basketballjones said:
fuck you and your time line, maybe you would like the seat next to kim mitchell in the trebuchet.....destination.....THE FUCKIN SUN

fuck anyone who tries the timeline shit with something i post, y'all should know i dont search anything......get it together grouches:p


Shut Up Cracka!!!


*High Five* :p
 

judge wopner

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here lets finish this off,


god went to the italians and said "i have commandments for you",
"ok like what?" the italians asked, "thou shalt not drink milk at the dinner table like the mangia cake do". and the italians said "ok we are down!!!"

god went to the indians and said "i have comandments for you, i think youll particularily enjoy the one about not building false idols of the lord."
the indians seemed happy enough "no problem, can we still make movies about girls singing and hiding behind trees?", god smiled and said "no problem, i always enjoy those movies saturday monrings, just make sure the guys never actually catch the girls or there will be hell to pay"
and thats how the indians converted to christianity.

god feeling pretty good about him self went to the rumanians and said "i have comandments for you, the first is thou shalt not steal" and the rumanians said "sorry we are not intersted", and god said "ok fine, ill leave... hey wheres my wallet?"
 
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justin surdit

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so a young jewish man is getting ready to take his sweetheart out for a nice dinner and a movie, but then realizes he has no cash, so he goes to his dad and asks him, "hey dad, can I borrow 50 bucks?'

to which his father replies, "40 bucks??????????????waddaya need 30 bucks for?"
 
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Big Harv

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basketballjones said:
got this one from my mom who forwarded it from someone....good times



How Moses got the 10 Commandments




God went to the Arabs and said, "I have Commandments for you that will make your lives better." The Arabs asked, "What are Commandments?" And the Lord said, "They are rules for living." "Can you give us an example?" "Thou shall not kill." "Not kill? We're not interested."





He went to the Blacks and said, "I have Commandments." The Blacks wanted an example, and the Lord said, "Honor thy Father and Mother." "Father? We don't know who our fathers are."





Then He went to the Mexicans and said, "I have Commandments." The Mexicans also wanted an example, and the Lord said "Thou shall not steal." "Not steal? We're not interested."



Then He went to the French and said, "I have Commandments." The French too wanted an example and the Lord said, "Thou shall not commit adultery." "Not commit adultery? We're not interested."



Finally, He went to the Jews and said, "I have Commandments. Commandments?" They said, "How much are they?" "They're free." "We'll take 10."



There, that ought to offend just about everybody .

Us Jews do love to find deals.
 
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