Fuck Rogers - V2.0

[sentence]

Is anyone else's Rogers internet service cutting in and out today? Mine seems to work for 20 mins and then nothing for about 10 mins. it's been doing it all frickin' day.

 

[Stan]

I think they're expanding the nodes or something. My connection cut out for a while, but then I reset my router and it's working again.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Hi Neighbour, better get the lube, cause my asshole is going to be sore after all this wanton fucking....

From the Ministry of I guess now he's going to know how all the puppets feel.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[Balzz]

Call support and insist they escalate the trouble ticket to Ned. He's possibly the best net. engineer at Rogers and he'll either be able to tell you the problem right away, or give you a realistic time for it to be fixed. For some reasons, the 1st level support monkeys are reluctant to escalate it most times, but insist on speaking with him.