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from our good friends @ High Times

redeyes

TRIBE Member
THINGS TO DO AT WORK WHEN YOU'RE HIGH

Silly stuff

-Post a list of the Communists in your company on a conspicuos bulletin board. if you're not sure who's a communist, take a guess.

-Call phone-sex numbers and transfer the call at random.

-Dial the phone number of the guy in the next cubicle whenever he walks away from his desk. hang up before he can run back and answer. repeat often.


Harrassing co-workers.

-Wallpaper your office using religious imagery.

-Put a fake rubber hand in your sleeve, stick the hand in a paper shredder and scream.


Anonoymous evil acts.

-Sneak bites out of sandwiches in people's lunch bags

-Submit letter of resignation for other employees.

-Report all rumors via the bathroom wall.

-Hide a paper bag full of tuna fish in the back of the fridge. Writing somebody elses name on the bag goes without saying.


Getting even with your boss.

-submit anonymous written complaint to H.R. saying that your boss spends too much time looking at porn.

-Post your boss's phone number to alt.sex.prostitution discussion group.

-allow your boss to receive credit for the quotes from Adolf Hitler that suddenly appear on the company bulletin board regarding team spirit.


Gettting yourself fired.

-respond to every request from the boss with i phrase "I would prefer not to."

-hire a temp to do your job for you.

-See how many funeral in a row you can get away with leaving work early.


peace

p.s. please excuse any spelling or gramatical errors.
 

joey

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ha ha

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futwurKk

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by redeyes
THINGS TO DO AT WORK WHEN YOU'RE HIGH


-Dial the phone number of the guy in the next cubicle whenever he walks away from his desk. hang up before he can run back and answer. repeat often.



lol...ahah...I just got a mental picture of that :)

yup....thank god for tha ganga...aww shit...now I'm jonesin' for some.... phaq
 
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redeyes

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Originally posted by seeker
high times = required reading.

indeed it is. i read it from cover to cover. i find the pictures a bore. seen one killer bud, you seen'em all.

peace
 
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