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sk8 - the poop was from a pigeon...i was told that they generally carry several diseases and that there was a possibility of developing an eye infection! aside from being ill yesterday, i'm doing alright today all things considered
well yes... they can carry diseases. so can people, dogs, cats, etc, etc heck mice can have hanta virus poop - and you wouldn't want any of their poop in your eye and all of them might cause an infection. it's poop in your eye! pigeons (and gulls - in the picture) aren't really any worse, except their poop can be airborne, so more likely to get in your eye.
i'm just saying, wash it off and you're all good. leaving it in would be where infection could happen, but who's going to leave poop in their eye?
as an aside, gulls have excellent aim. particularly if you are messing about with their nest or chicks. eyes, ears, mouth... but i think the worst feeling one by far is back of the neck and sliding down inside the shirt.
don't think they aren't aiming. THEY TOTALLY ARE.
knowing the Bull, there was probably bird shit in their beer too.
this happened to me today. it was a high impact hit... shot right into my eye and all down my face, and dare i say, into my mouth
i was so freaked out that i called 811 (non-emerg telehealth) and they transferred me to poison control. i think i've washed my face/rinsed my mouth like 28 times today. i feel diseased
now that is gross.
i had a seagull poop on my shoulder once, but i was at the beach so it wasn't so bad.
my sister puked on me once while we were on a ride at a carnival/fair... this was a FML moment and we never went back to the carnival/fair ever again (and I have never eaten keishe because this is what was puked on me).
assassaint
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yesterday my coworker told me "my bf bought me a new toy". she's into manga, anime north and that crap so naturally i said "ooooh can i see it".
the look on her face whilst backing away from me and yelling NO hinted that something was wrong with my request. took me good 5 min to realise she was talking about sex toy.
fml
the look on her face whilst backing away from me and yelling NO hinted that something was wrong with my request. took me good 5 min to realise she was talking about sex toy.
fml
acheron
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it's my birthday today. Our puppy decided the best way to celebrate was to poop on the living room rug last night so that the very first thing I would have to do (I am always the first one up) after letting him out to piss, is to have to clean up his pudding-consistency dogpiles (he has been eating weird things lately) and to feel it squish inside the paper towel I was using as I collected it into a baggie, trying to avoid throwing up. FML.
Prosolve got the stains out tho', so there's that. Fucker sat there like an idiot looking at me with his head cocked to the side all cute like (hard to believe a 70 pound dog can be cute but he manages...) too.
Prosolve got the stains out tho', so there's that. Fucker sat there like an idiot looking at me with his head cocked to the side all cute like (hard to believe a 70 pound dog can be cute but he manages...) too.
haha
Bass-Invader
TRIBE Member
tell that to brandon lee.
forty_four
TRIBE Member
not only do i forget what it's like being around a human female bagina, i also forget what it's called..fml
I don't subscribe to your lies.
Spinsah
TRIBE Member
Does it burn when you piss?
justin surdit
TRIBE Member
this happened to me today. it was a high impact hit... shot right into my eye and all down my face, and dare i say, into my mouth
i was so freaked out that i called 811 (non-emerg telehealth) and they transferred me to poison control. i think i've washed my face/rinsed my mouth like 28 times today. i feel diseased
Aside from getting it in the eye...this happened to me, exactly, right down to calling telehealth and begging them to tell me I wasn't going to get bird flu (wait a week and if you have no symptoms you should be fine they said)...hahahahahaha.
What a shitty day we had.
Monday:
Got into a fight with the automatic hole puncher at work. Hole puncher: 1 Palm of my hand: -1230958091 #FML
Tuesday:
Raccoons got into the garbage. #FML
Wednesday:
Misjudged the distance between my ass and my chair at work. I landed on the floor. My colleagues, all male, rushed over to see if I was okay. I was wearing a skirt. #FML
Thursday:
I was bending down to pick up my dog, while she simultaneously went to jump up on the couch. Result: black eye. #FML
Friday:
The insane amount of work I put in for my boss's boss for a conference on Monday was totally rendered useless after the conference radically changed the agenda. I have to do everything all over again, this time on subject matter of which I have absolutely no knowledge. It's required on her desk by 3:30. (I'm currently waiting for it to be revised, hence trolling tribe) #FML
Got into a fight with the automatic hole puncher at work. Hole puncher: 1 Palm of my hand: -1230958091 #FML
Tuesday:
Raccoons got into the garbage. #FML
Wednesday:
Misjudged the distance between my ass and my chair at work. I landed on the floor. My colleagues, all male, rushed over to see if I was okay. I was wearing a skirt. #FML
Thursday:
I was bending down to pick up my dog, while she simultaneously went to jump up on the couch. Result: black eye. #FML
Friday:
The insane amount of work I put in for my boss's boss for a conference on Monday was totally rendered useless after the conference radically changed the agenda. I have to do everything all over again, this time on subject matter of which I have absolutely no knowledge. It's required on her desk by 3:30. (I'm currently waiting for it to be revised, hence trolling tribe) #FML
more bike-related awesomeness:
went shopping for groceries to make the bf a birthday cake and some jerk chicken wings for a party. i put everything in my backpack, even brought my own used bags, and rode my bike.
i put everything in my backpack except the chicken and the eggs - i put these in my basket at the front of my bike to keep them safe. as i'm riding home past a bunch of kids, i feel cold wet stuff splop all over my sandaled foot. i immediately think one of the little fuckers has a water gun.
as i continue home i realize my foot is turning sticky. not water. get home to discover that the fucking eggs i'd carefully placed in my used bag (WITH A HOLE IN IT) has cracked two eggs on the way home, leaked through the bag and mixed with chicken juice, and dripped onto my feet.
i go to pull my keys out to lock my bike up and realized that i stupidly stuck my keys in the plastic bag for easy access. usb key, memory card reader, keychain, etc: covered in dripping chicken innards.
fuck you chickens. fuck you, environment!
#FML
went shopping for groceries to make the bf a birthday cake and some jerk chicken wings for a party. i put everything in my backpack, even brought my own used bags, and rode my bike.
i put everything in my backpack except the chicken and the eggs - i put these in my basket at the front of my bike to keep them safe. as i'm riding home past a bunch of kids, i feel cold wet stuff splop all over my sandaled foot. i immediately think one of the little fuckers has a water gun.
as i continue home i realize my foot is turning sticky. not water. get home to discover that the fucking eggs i'd carefully placed in my used bag (WITH A HOLE IN IT) has cracked two eggs on the way home, leaked through the bag and mixed with chicken juice, and dripped onto my feet.
i go to pull my keys out to lock my bike up and realized that i stupidly stuck my keys in the plastic bag for easy access. usb key, memory card reader, keychain, etc: covered in dripping chicken innards.
fuck you chickens. fuck you, environment!
#FML
