favorite SNL skits!

[terrawrist III]

with having not much to say here,I thought this thread would ignite some deep thought!

my fav's are Jimmy tango's fat busters w/Jim carrey,those mainway toys skits with dan akroyd convincing a talkshow host that his toys are safe!

what are some of yours?

 

[Balzz]

Celebrity SNL.

 

[Quirkz]

Jim carrey's "crystal meth diet".

 

[Balzz]

That's Celebrity JEOPARDY.

 

[Magnolia Fan]

mike myers chained to the jungle gym after eating chocolate.. don't know what the skit was called... but it was damn funny...

norm macdonald was the best "fake" news guy

 

[Balzz]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Quirkz:
Jim carrey's "crystal meth diet".</font>

Ride the snake! I wonder if I can find that video clip on morpheus.

 

[KiX]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Balzz:
That's Celebrity JEOPARDY.

</font>

YES.

=tina=

 

[terrawrist III]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Quirkz:
Jim carrey's "crystal meth diet".</font>

yeah,thats my fav..."are there any side effects?"

"yeah,I shave weird symbols into my pets with a curling iron,I sleep in the oven,and my hair falls out in clumps"

"but you look fantastic!"

 

[terrawrist III]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Magnolia Fan:
mike myers chained to the jungle gym after eating chocolate.. don't know what the skit was called... but it was damn funny...

norm macdonald was the best "fake" news guy</font>

"hi.im norm macdonald,and now the fake news"

 

[terrawrist III]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Balzz:
Ride the snake! I wonder if I can find that video clip on morpheus.</font>

oh,its there!

 

[JayIsBored]

buck futter

starwars audition tapes esp. norm as burt reynolds

 

[Balzz]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by terrawrist III:

oh,its there!</font>

Damn all you leeches! My transfer just fell from 90kbps to 25kbps.

 

[Magnolia Fan]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Balzz:
That's Celebrity JEOPARDY.

</font>

the ones with someone or other playing Sean Connery are gold... and norm as burt...

 

[matty]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Balzz:
That's Celebrity JEOPARDY.

</font>

I second this nomination

 

[Stan]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Quirkz:
Jim carrey's "crystal meth diet".</font>

Wasn't that from "In Living Colour"?

 

[Housey D]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JayIsBored:
norm as burt reynolds

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Norm as Burt was always the best!
"So...you like cars?" *chews gum*

But my all-time has to be Herlihy Boys Dog/Grandma/house Sitting Service!

 

[stir-fry]

best ever = dan akroyd and eddie murphy skit when eddie goes into a job interview with white-face.

"ha ha ha, silly kneegrow"

 

[Cri]

The Night at the Roxbury skit when Jim Carrey did it with them!

 

[Guest]

Anything Phil Hartman was pretty wack.

Then he got a bullet inside his head and quit the scene.

 

[LivingRoomPornstar]

LANDSHARK!!

 

[funky_citrus]

The time Heather Locklear appeared, and did a skit with Mike Myers where they were supposed to be doing some kind of infomercial and she kept making racial comments, and people kept calling into complain. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen.
Dana Carvey's Church lady was also pretty funny. Oh yeah... The ambiguously gay duo gets two enthusiastic thumbs up from me as well!
~Leslie~

 

[terrawrist III]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Tearer:
Anything Phil Hartman was pretty wack.

Then he got a bullet inside his head and quit the scene.</font>

offended.he was brilliant and I think many will agree...his wife was really sick though!

 

[bitchass]

the men's competitive synchronised swim team extended skit with Martin Short. its deadpanned perfectly - classic.

 

[French Disco Girl]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by funky_citrus:
The time Heather Locklear appeared, and did a skit with Mike Myers where they were supposed to be doing some kind of infomercial and she kept making racial comments, and people kept calling into complain. It was the funniest thing I have ever seen.</font>

very funny one indeed

my fav is the nude beach one with the penis song

 

[KiX]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Magnolia Fan:

the ones with someone or other playing Sean Connery are gold</font>

Um, those are pretty much all of them.

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">The time Heather Locklear appeared, and did a skit with Mike Myers where they were supposed to be doing some kind of infomercial and she kept making racial comments, and people kept calling into complain</font>

Oh my god NYE sketch last year memories! Malglo and JayRev can back me up on this.

"Okay, here comes the catch.. this has to cost a lot of money. Your invention makes good-tasting pasta in under four minutes. It's durable and so simple to use, even a Puerto Rican can figure it out! "

"Well, we've heard that before: you buy an appliance with easy-to-follow directions, and you get it home, and you need a Ph.D to figure it out. Usually, this "easy direction" stuff is a big lie.. like the Holocaust! Now, are your directions really easy to follow? Or is it just another Holocaust-type scam?"

"Hahaha you owe me ten pasta makers."

=tina=