Farts

[poker face]

Why are they funny?

Is it the Sound or the smell?

 

[The Watcher]

The sound is initially funny,... then the smell makes it absolutly hysterical.

 

[Jazz]

it's because they come out yer bum...

 

[The Watcher]

Taking a dump would be funny/gross if you did it in front of people.

 

[tommysmalls]

Originally posted by The Watcher
Taking a dump would be funny/gross if you did it in front of people.

i've seen a man take a dump in the middle of the street in paris during broad daylight....it wasn't funny at all....it was really sad

 

[poker face]

 

[stir-fry]

i've been farting all afternoon in my cubicle..

i think it's hilarious, but everytime i get the feeling that someone is going to come in my cubicle, i don't think it's so funny anymore

 

[kyfe]

Sound! there's nothing funny about chili farts....

Kyfe

 

[poker face]

The worst is when you are on a date with a girl and you have to fart so bad. So when you leave the room you tear off the biggest ones of your life.

That happened to me a once before

Gas can be a pain in the ass!

 

[H2Whoa]

Originally posted by stir-fry
i've been farting all afternoon in my cubicle..

Ahhh, the Cube of Death. I have had that same cube countless times. Its priceless to see the faces of those who come calling scrunch up and make a stupid excuse to get outta there.

 

[stir-fry]

Originally posted by H2Whoa


Ahhh, the Cube of Death. I have had that same cube countless times. Its priceless to see the faces of those who come calling scrunch up and make a stupid excuse to get outta there.

hahah that would be hilarious..

"steve, we need you to fix this BUG now.. it's really fucking.. up... the... oh nevermind, it's friday, i gotta go.. "

 

[Guest]

Originally posted by The Watcher
Taking a dump would be funny/gross if you did it in front of people.

Click "Classic Cartoons" then "Central Toilet"

 

[geminigirl]

OMG...this thread is too much!!...LOL

 

[bucky]

Originally posted by stir-fry
i've been farting all afternoon in my cubicle..

i think it's hilarious, but everytime i get the feeling that someone is going to come in my cubicle, i don't think it's so funny anymore

it's worse when the head boss is giving customers a tour of the department and walk by your cubicle after ya let one go... oops!

 

[michellmybelle]

Can't stop laughing in my cubicle at this moment.

It's kind of funny if you're a guy...downright horrifying if you're a girl (please don't come here...)

 

[kyfe]

whats that smell michellemybelle? I'm never posting behind you again....

Kyfe

 

[michellmybelle]

What are you talking about? Girls don't fart...

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by michellmybelle
What are you talking about? Girls don't fart...

I see. So when a nasty little scent comes from other the sheet when I'm in bed with a girl, that's the bed, just letting out some air? I don't think so.

From the Ministry of have had many a girl deny that the warm air mass under the sheets was from them. Will not believe it is a freak warm air mass coming from the tropics either.

Own up to farting, girls, we won't divorce you for it.

Prime Minister Highsteppa <-- Hates girls that fart in bed and won't goddam admit to it. Really hates it when she implies that it might be me "and might not have known about it."

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

While riding back in a cab, Sugar and I were a captive audience to the driver letting one rip that smelled fucking foul beyond belief. The freaking uphostery was peeling off the inside of the car, it was so nasty.

From the Ministry of fart in the car = bad situation.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

 

[*PoOkY*]

I remember when I was in grade 8 ...we used to bug this girl all the time and ask her if she farts...

She said she doesn't fart and never has....LOL


Girls fart but we are more respectful about it...

I don't care if a guy farts but don't sit on me or put it in my face...and as long as they aren't smelly!

One of my guy friends farts every 5 minutes and there are so many times where he would jump on me and fart on my leg...LOL

Really it isn't funny!


Jules <---- Hates being attacked by farts

 

[terrawrist III]

the reaction on people's faces when they fart and know they fart is funny...this old guy I work with always half lifts his ass in the air when he farts,you look at him a smile or chuckle and he doesn't even flinch.

 

[sugar]

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
While riding back in a cab, Sugar and I were a captive audience to the driver letting one rip that smelled fucking foul beyond belief. The freaking uphostery was peeling off the inside of the car, it was so nasty.

From the Ministry of fart in the car = bad situation.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

That was so fucking sick! At first I thought it was a raunchy odour wafting in from outside, but then the driver rolled down his window to get rid of the stench.

I'm all for farting, especially on your boyfriend's lap when he least expects it, but farting should be done in the comfort of your own home.

As for the shitting in public thing:

One night we were driving downtown around 11pm. We were on Queen St just east of Sherbourne and this man was squatting down taking a shit on a store's front stoop, right in front of the door. I would've hated to have been the employee opening up shop that next morning.

 

[Sassy]

Originally posted by The Watcher
The sound is initially funny,... then the smell makes it absolutly hysterical.

The smell makes farts absolutely rank - I find nothing hysterical in stinky farts, the smell makes me want to puke!

 

[Cheer Bear]

heheheh the evil beer farts

 

[swenard]

Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa
While riding back in a cab, Sugar and I were a captive audience to the driver letting one rip that smelled fucking foul beyond belief. The freaking uphostery was peeling off the inside of the car, it was so nasty.

From the Ministry of fart in the car = bad situation.

Prime Minister Highsteppa

ya,right.


Maybe, you did it and didn't notice!