Originally posted by Boss Hog
yeah right deep there's no monkeys in india it's really thalydimide babies and they just fooled you
Originally posted by deep
oh sweet mother of christ
these guys are the fucking best in india
they hang around toll booths and then come up to your window
then they proceed to sing in the most apathetic way this siren song in thick indian accented english
"dance monkey dance"
and the monkey spins around and shit
then you give them 5 rupees
which really isn't a lot
and the guy looks at you like "motherfucker I made the monkey dance for you"
I'm not making this up , this all happened
Originally posted by labRat
you should've pissed in his cup.