(Fake) Blood Stain Removal Solutions?

[Spinsah]

So I attended a post-valentines 'blood n' guts' themed party and of course gored myself up pretty well with a gash across my face and a bullet wound to the forehead that dripped all down my face. It was just standard fake blood in a tube, but now it's not coming off very well with the usual soap and water.

Is there some kind of magic elixr?

I've tried pouring water on it and I'm looking for any solution short of sandpaper.

 

[Syntax Error]

extra virgin olive oil.

 

[the_fornicator]

dry clean it.

seriously. they'll get that right out.

 

[terrawrist III]

grab that orange cream remover...gets grease out of skin so I wouldn't see how it wouldn't work for fake blood

it's gritty so it will get right in there

 

[Spinsah]

Originally posted by the_fornicator
dry clean it.

my face?

 

[Spinsah]

Originally posted by terrawrist III
grab that orange cream remover...gets grease out of skin so I wouldn't see how it wouldn't work for fake blood

what is this orange cream? where can i grab it?

 

[terrawrist III]

Originally posted by Spinsah
what is this orange cream? where can i grab it?

there's different ones but all have ORANGE in the name...canadian tire in the automotive section for like 2-3 bucks a small container...I would imagine any store similar to the tire will have it in stock

 

[Spinsah]

word

 

[Hamza]

Originally posted by Syntax Error
extra virgin olive oil.

or just a virgin.

 

[Michlerish]

spinsah, you should try taking a long hot/steamy shower to soften up your skin and open the pores. Then use and exfoliator to wash your face, rinse, and then use your normal soap.

Check what's in the fake blood too... if it's a lot of oil... it may be just like lipstick. In which case you'll need some makeup remover (any girl you know would have this).

 

[terrawrist III]

Originally posted by Hamza
or just a virgin.

then we get blood again...a vicious cirle

 

[rhyss]

if it has dyed your skin you could try the same thing I use when my hair dye drips on my forehead. Toothpaste. Put some one, let it dry wash it off and repeat.

I also heard that ashes from a few cigarettes mixed with water and put on the facial stain works.

 

[Hamza]

Originally posted by Michlerish
In which case you'll need some makeup remover (any girl you know would have this).

I'm pretty sure he'll have some too!

 

[romashka]

Shaving cream usually removes fake blood.

 

[deep]

I say keep the blood stains and walk into work on monday with a meat cleaver in hand.

 

[Kalemic]

Originally posted by Spinsah
my face?

YES!

 

[annec]

Originally posted by deep
I say keep the blood stains and walk into work on monday with a meat cleaver in hand.

I second this.

 

[SneakyPete]

Blood stains make you look hardcore. I would keep it if I were you.

 

[JESuX]

i don't know if this will work for you, spence, but the strangest thing removes excess hair colour pigment from skin post-colouring:

cigarette ashes.

make a little paste with some water. something in it makes the colour come out of your skin... as i said, not sure if this is the same sort of deal ... but it could be fun smearing ashes all over your face regardless.

good luck!

 

[SneakyPete]

or take a marker that's the colour of your skin and draw over the blood.

 

[kat]

oxy-mother-fucking-clean!

 

[janiecakes]

i have no advice, but this is a hilarious problem.

 

[JayIsBored]

did a thrown fake record cause the fake gash across your fake face?