Excuses to get parakeets

[Chubbs]

Excuses to get percacet

Okay, Im getting my wisdom teeth out tommorow (all 4, local anesthesia) and I recall my dentist saying he would perscribe me T3's, but I wanna get my hands on some percs.

So lets hear some surefire excuses. I'll pick the best one and let you know how it goes

 

[squirrely]

oh GOD.

one of the worst experiences of my life was with percs.

i had a serious virus, that was causing me immense pain in my throat. they gave it to me in emerg and then presribed a whole bunch for me to take later. i was so sick after the first two that i refused to ever touch it again, no matter how much pain i was in.

SUUUUUUCH a bad experience.


*shudder*

 

[Chubbs]

hrmm... Thats not really what I was looking for

 

[Funzo]

Doctor whenever i take Tyleonol 3's there is something in them that makes it hard for me to breah and it feels as if my throat is closing, I'm afriad I may be allergic to tylenol 3's.

 

[tommysmalls]

mmmmmmm.....peeeeeercccccsss

 

[squirrely]

sorry to piss on this thread, conor.



but it really and truly was *that* bad. then again, i did some research after and apparently the side effects i experienced occur in only a TINY fraction of the population.

 

[Chubbs]

Originally posted by Funzo
Doctor whenever i take Tyleonol 3's there is something in them that makes it hard for me to breah and it feels as if my throat is closing, I'm afriad I may be allergic to tylenol 3's.

I was gunna use that one, but I filled out a form last week where they asked me if I have ever had any negative reactions to any drugs and I said no.

I can still pull it out in a pinch and pretend I forgot about that experience tho

 

[Astroboy]

just tell him that codeine upsets your stomach when you don't eat, and since u can't eat after having the wisdom teeth out, you're set!

 

[Chubbs]

Originally posted by Astroboy
just tell him that codeine upsets your stomach when you don't eat, and since u can't eat after having the wisdom teeth out, you're set!

Makes sense.

I like.

 

[Caz]

Ive done it by saying that T3s simply "dont work"

just make like someone mentioned that it worked for them, and you want to go with "Oxy..er Oxyco....Oxycocet i think it was"

All he wants to know is that you're not abusing them, play dumb and it's fine.

edit: Oxycocet is the canadian generic version of Percs

 

[Soundstream]

Originally posted by caz
just make like someone mentioned that it worked for them, and you want to go with "Oxy..er Oxyco....Oxycocet i think it was"

All he wants to know is that you're not abusing them, play dumb and it's fine.

I've tried that on several occaissions\ last year when I had chronic pain that (at the time) I didn't know what was wrong. But every doctor I asked about it (I tried many different ways of asking) gave me an answer that led me to believe that they try and avoid handing them out to people at all costs.

Cheers ... Ian

 

[Jeffsus]

My dentist (or oral surgeon, or whatever he is) is great.

First he gave me some IV valium to calm me down, before giving me whatever fully knocks you out.

Under this intense valium haze, I couldn't help but compliment the man.

"Guy, this buzz is awesome? What is it?" (I actually did call my doctor 'guy')

"You like that, eh? I'll give you something good for the pain then too."

Then I was out... but when I came to I had a nice prescription for demerol.

So shines a good deal in a weary world.

-jM
A&D

 

[Balzz]

Originally posted by Jeffsus

"Guy, this buzz is awesome? What is it?" (I actually did call my doctor 'guy')

At least you remember what you said...after my oral surgery, my gf picked me up and when she asked the nurse how I was, the reply was "He's doing well. Sounds like he wants to make an appointment before he goes out every weekend."

 

[marcinm]

my dental surgeon just gave me percacet instead of T3's because "i'm a tall/big guy, and t3's won't cut it for me". Try using he same rationelle.

 

[LivingRoomPornstar]

Originally posted by Balzz
At least you remember what you said...after my oral surgery, my gf picked me up and when she asked the nurse how I was, the reply was "He's doing well. Sounds like he wants to make an appointment before he goes out every weekend."

LOL

 

[patri©k]

T3's don't let me pooh.


edit: the day I had my 4 wisdom teeth AND a 5th *ghost tooth* taken out... was the same day SouthPark aired for the first time on Global.

my friends and I had been planning on watching it for WEEKS.

so of course... all mangled and confused... I took a cab (still in my fucking hair net) to my friends.

gauze, blood and whatever else went with me.

lol


what a day.

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Originally posted by caz
edit: Oxycocet is the canadian generic version of Percs

Generic Percocets are called Endocets and are 5/325 Oxycodone/APAP, which is much different than Oxycontin (Which is what I think you may have been reffering to).

Just tell the dentist that codeine upsets your stomach, or that the caffeine in T3's affects you to the point that you can't sleep, or that T3's just aren' strong enough. Most doctors know that T3's arent that strong, but are hesitant to overprescribe Opiates. With a little nudge though, they always cave.

 

[stir-fry]

there's caffeine in t3's?? when did this happen?

 

[stir-fry]

ps, chubbs, just dont' sit in his office cheering "percs, percs, percs, percs, percs, percs" etc..

 

[patri©k]

really ? I think if Conor were to go into the office with his shirt unbuttoned, his hair all messy... with a white film on his lips...

it would only increase his chances of obtaining the desired medication.

 

[Evil Dynovac]

I hate T3s. I fell fifteen feet and landed hard one year, so I bruised up my whole body. They gave me T3s for the pain. Those things knocked me out, no buzz, no happy time, just out, and then when I woke up it was with this gross hangover-like feeling.

 

[patri©k]

and they don't let you pooh

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Originally posted by stir-fry
there's caffeine in t3's?? when did this happen?

Ooops, my mistake...They don't.

 

[R4V4G3D_SKU11S]

Originally posted by patri©k
and they don't let you pooh

Most doctors will perscribe a stool softener w/ painkillers.

And if they don't, its OTC so make sure to grab one.

 

[[SQUARE]]

My boyfriend dislocated his shoulder and i had to take him to the emergency room. They put him on some drug which made him forget them putting the shoulder back in and he couldn't remember what was happening for approx 30 minutes after. As I was sitting with him for that half hour he many times (at least 6 times) attempted to let the nurse know that he'd probably be in lots of pain afterwards and that she should either prescribe him demorol or percs. She laughed and turned him down every time. He doesn't remember doing that but it was pretty funny for me cause i'm sure we came off as the biggest crackheads.