Embarrassing Things You've Witnessed...

[EffinHard]

It's funnier when it doesnt happen to you.

- St. Albans Day Camp, we're in the gym, and our group is joined by a "new kid". We're playing this game where you all run in a circle, and your chasing the person in front of you, I forget the exact semantics.

Anyways, I'm directly behind the new kid side by side with a friend. The new kid is wearing these tight white shorts. As time progresses, I start to notice his shorts turning a liquidy brown color, he keeps running, and it gets more and more brown. I didnt clue in right away, but when it dripped down his leg, I buckled out of the circle pushing my friend aside and yelled "Johnny (so and so) SHIT HIS PANTS, RUN AWAY!!!".. We laughed and ran away from "johnny" who cried in a corner and had to be escorted out by a supervisor. We were never scolded or anything.

That was his first and last day at St. Albans.

 

[OTIS]

Cop horse pissing all over a sidewalk on Yonge. Part of the new enhanced PR campaign.

 

[Boss Hog]

A girl in the highschool cafeteria wearing baby blue track pants with a huge wet red spot in the ass.

 

[Spinsah]

I was on the GO Train this summer and some IT nerdbomber was reading a Dragonlance novel and leaning against the doors. When the train pulled into Danforth he fell backward onto the concrete of the platform, then embarassed he tried to pick himself up and ended up getting his feet caught on the way back into the car and face planted into a pack of amused commuters.

 

[Astroboy]

not exactly, but close enough...

 

[PosTMOd]

I was at this house party, and this 17 year old really obnoxious drunk kid decided after he took a shit that he didn't need to wear his shorts or underwear afterwards. He then proceeded to walk around the party telling people to suck his dick while grabbing his package. Eventually, he passed out in the backyard after getting his shorts back on, and somebody he had pissed off went back there and urinated on him.

That drunk obnoxious kid that got pissed on was me, but I like to pretend it was someone else.

 

[stir-fry]

Driving to work one morning, sitting at a red light, heading north. The light turns green and I notice a car on the other side of the street (heading south) not moving, as all the other cars start to take off from the light. This white truck behind her lays in on the horn which prompts this lady to slam on the gas. Too bad her car is in REVERSE so her car rides up the white van's hood and gets stuck with two tires on the ground, and two tires up on the van's hood!
funniest car accident I have ever seen.

 

[JMan]

40 minutes before picture day in graduating year at highschool a bird shat on my buddies head. No word of a lie.

J

 

[Gizmo]

I saw my Dad and two of his stockbroker buddies ransacking the fridge with a full blown case of the munchies after their Christmas party in December. These people are all nearing 60. My dad then passed out on the couch while watching the food network.

 

[Casey]

In highschool, our math teacher was not the nicest guy, and he always yelled at a friend of mine which made her really nervous. She would put her head down and chew on her pen whenever he yelled. One day, she looked up to talk to me, and her whole mouth was blue. Somehow, she didn't realize that her pen exploded in her mouth. She had to hang out at school all day with a completely blue mouth. Two days later, she chewed on a pencil, and had paint chips stuck all over her lips. It was really, really funny.

Another time, as we were driving to the grocery store, we shared some delicious chocolate. When we got out of the car, I noticed that she had a HUGE brown chocolate stain smeared all over her ass (as well as the seat of her mother's car). I have never laughed so hard. She started prancing off towards the store, and couldn't figure out why I was laughing so hard.

Man, everything was funny with her.

 

[Casey]

I also witnessed a guy get really drunk, barf everywhere, and then pee himself once he passed out on my friends chair.

 

[Mr_Furious]

One time I saw my friend wipe out on the treadmill and fall flat on the belt. He didn't have the safety line hooked up so he had tread marks on his arm and leg.

Another time, I found two of my friends lying naked in a hot tub together because their dumbasses thought if they disrobed and got in this girl would get in with them too.

Dumbasses.

Instead, what ended up happening was she turned off the jets, threw their clothes outside, and drained the water. Having her stick her hand in to find the plug was more action than they ever could have expected.

Dumbasses.

 

[the_fornicator]

summer camp.. my first ever.

I was in a canoe with 2 other kids (3 incl myself). One of the kids has to go pee so we're like, okay, we'll start heading to shore.

half way there, he says, "uh oh" and we and this other kid see this yellow stream of fluid coming towards us since there was a little corral in the middle of the canoe to help streamline flow (I think).

being kids, we bailed and laughed our asses off. A supervisor had to row out to get him since we were laughing too hard and the kid who peed himself was crying so much he couldn't row himself.

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

In Grade 3 a girl named Anne went into our coat locker during recess and took a shit on Leslie MacAulay's coat.

I didn't join that school until Grade 4, but people talked about the incident right up until OAC year.

"Hey Anne, why don't you just go take a shit on Leslie's coat"

To this day they're the only two full names I can clearly remember from junior school, simply because of that story.

Poor motherfucking Anne.

 

[windowlicker]

I once was late for class and didn't wish to disrupt the lesson so I decided to wait outside until breaktime before I entered

anyway I noticed (through the window) my friend peacefully sleeping in the front row when all of a sudden everyone moved away from him and started laughing- he had let one rip really loudly- at break people rushed out telling me every detail of the gas passage like it was the news of the century

moral of story- if you're going to sleep in class do it in a discreet place where bodily functions can pass unnoticed

 

[Eclectic]

In high school we went out drinking at an acreage party and our "friend" Dave proceeded to make paralyzers and pound them until he could barely see.

We were all walking around this acreage when we saw someone built a fire so we decided to join them.

Dave proceeds to walk, fall into the fire...roll around screaming "My face! My beautiful face!"

We all freaked out, check him....nothing was wrong.....his clothes weren't even singed. So he proceeds to get up and pee on the fire, in front of everyone. He ends up passing out while peeing falling backwards away from the fire...but he's still peeing. So we decided to be funny and covered him with a huge fallen branch and a bunch of grass.

The party ended up getting broken up by the cops and we couldn't find Dave. Later we found out that the cops found him passed out, cock out covered in his own urine. When they tried asking him questions, he got belligerent and attempted to swing at the cops.

They hit him with pepper spray, his pants fell down around his ankles, they proceeded to cuff him and then start walking him back to the car........when he shit himself, puked on both cops and passed out again.

He was a shitshow.

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by PosTMOd
I was at this house party, and this 17 year old really obnoxious drunk kid decided after he took a shit that he didn't need to wear his shorts or underwear afterwards. He then proceeded to walk around the party telling people to suck his dick while grabbing his package. Eventually, he passed out in the backyard after getting his shorts back on, and somebody he had pissed off went back there and urinated on him.

That drunk obnoxious kid that got pissed on was me, but I like to pretend it was someone else.

O
M
G

I
AM GOING..
to PISS MY PANTS LAUGHING.

 

[Dirtymatt]

A guy was standing on a stage in a club back home holding a champagne bottle in each hand, dancing away to the music, when all of a sudden he slowly fell forward and landed flat on his face. He managed to get up and then walk off without a problem, still drinking from two intact bottles.

i had to go to the hospital in the morning and get stitches from where I cracked my head on the floor. But the champagne had numbed the pain well.

Matt

 

[OTIS]

Originally posted by Eclectic
In high school we went out drinking at an acreage party and our "friend" Dave proceeded to make paralyzers and pound them until he could barely see.

We were all walking around this acreage when we saw someone built a fire so we decided to join them.

Dave proceeds to walk, fall into the fire...roll around screaming "My face! My beautiful face!"

We all freaked out, check him....nothing was wrong.....his clothes weren't even singed. So he proceeds to get up and pee on the fire, in front of everyone. He ends up passing out while peeing falling backwards away from the fire...but he's still peeing. So we decided to be funny and covered him with a huge fallen branch and a bunch of grass.

The party ended up getting broken up by the cops and we couldn't find Dave. Later we found out that the cops found him passed out, cock out covered in his own urine. When they tried asking him questions, he got belligerent and attempted to swing at the cops.

They hit him with pepper spray, his pants fell down around his ankles, they proceeded to cuff him and then start walking him back to the car........when he shit himself, puked on both cops and passed out again.

He was a shitshow.

buahahahah

 

[geminigirl]

bwhahahahaha! Great story eclectic!

If I were him, I'd move to a new town. How do you live that down?

 

[Booty Bits]

Originally posted by Eclectic
In high school we went out drinking at an acreage party and our "friend" Dave proceeded to make paralyzers and pound them until he could barely see.

We were all walking around this acreage when we saw someone built a fire so we decided to join them.

Dave proceeds to walk, fall into the fire...roll around screaming "My face! My beautiful face!"

We all freaked out, check him....nothing was wrong.....his clothes weren't even singed. So he proceeds to get up and pee on the fire, in front of everyone. He ends up passing out while peeing falling backwards away from the fire...but he's still peeing. So we decided to be funny and covered him with a huge fallen branch and a bunch of grass.

The party ended up getting broken up by the cops and we couldn't find Dave. Later we found out that the cops found him passed out, cock out covered in his own urine. When they tried asking him questions, he got belligerent and attempted to swing at the cops.

They hit him with pepper spray, his pants fell down around his ankles, they proceeded to cuff him and then start walking him back to the car........when he shit himself, puked on both cops and passed out again.

He was a shitshow.

holy shitballs that made me laugh out loud. talk about a liability!!

i think the most embarassing thing i ever witnessed was with juice in his old apartment building's fitness room. there was this guy running on a treadmill and he totally fucking wiped out BAD. like, he fell, tried to recover, fell again and then rolled like a log off the back of the treadmill. he had really bad burns on his arms and legs and i swear i used all of my self control to not totally laugh in his face while he fought back the tears.

 

[[SQUARE]]

Okay, I didn't witness this but it did happen to a friend so it kinda counts. Anyway, one night when my friend was in first year uni she was out at the bar and got really trashed. She was seeing this guy that she was obsessed with and who worked as a bouncer at another bar. She ended up leaving the bar early that night but he was still working so she went back to his house to wait for him. She got into his bed and waited for him but as she was waiting she got really sick and puked all over his sheets. She was then mortified and took the sheets and left. The next morning when she saw him at school he was going on about how his roomates were such idiots and they stole his sheets. I'm sure she had to eventually tell him the truth which I assume didn't go over well.

 

[JayBrain]

Best one so far.....

Originally posted by Eclectic
In high school we went out drinking at an acreage party and our "friend" Dave proceeded to make paralyzers and pound them until he could barely see.

We were all walking around this acreage when we saw someone built a fire so we decided to join them.

Dave proceeds to walk, fall into the fire...roll around screaming "My face! My beautiful face!"

We all freaked out, check him....nothing was wrong.....his clothes weren't even singed. So he proceeds to get up and pee on the fire, in front of everyone. He ends up passing out while peeing falling backwards away from the fire...but he's still peeing. So we decided to be funny and covered him with a huge fallen branch and a bunch of grass.

The party ended up getting broken up by the cops and we couldn't find Dave. Later we found out that the cops found him passed out, cock out covered in his own urine. When they tried asking him questions, he got belligerent and attempted to swing at the cops.

They hit him with pepper spray, his pants fell down around his ankles, they proceeded to cuff him and then start walking him back to the car........when he shit himself, puked on both cops and passed out again.

He was a shitshow.

 

[JayBrain]

I went to michigan last spring..

this guy was a total wreck and was being a dink at this party.. and at once point he passed out.. but the wierdest thing was that he passed out with his eyes open....

I guess not Embarrassing, but more wierd than anything.

 

[Zorro]

Originally posted by JayBrain

What's embarrassing is the My Little Pony on the radio