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dude, check out the hottie!

Dr Funk MD

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I was thinking about my brain the other day and the strange process it goes through when I see a hot girl. I seem to do the same thing with ever girl I meet and I'm wondering if other guys (or girls) do the same thing. Let's assume I've just spotted a hot girl. Now, in my head I do the following:

1. Look at her face and judge cute/not cute.
2. Check out everything from the neck down and judge hot/not hot. If she's too well covered I judge well dressed/poorly dressed.
3. If it’s yes to both of the above I then picture her naked.
4. Wonder if she's a moaner or a screamer.
5. Picture her moaning and then screaming then pick the one I think suits her best.
6. Think of ways to make her moan/scream.

Now about 3 seconds has passed and I begin to search out details.

7. Pick one subtle detail about her (piece of clothes/jewelry/accessory/quirk/hair etc), which I find most appealing.
8. Wonder what she smells like.
9. Check for cleavage.
10. Check for wedding ring. (Up until this year I never did this. Now I do all the time.)
11. Picture her naked again with more detail.

After a minute I start to get inside her head.

12. What's she thinking about?
13. Where's she coming from/going to?
14. What's she listening to?
15. Do I have a chance yes/no?

By about this time I'm stuck in some deranged fantasy about where we'd go on our first date and how funny she'd be and how she'd be interested in everything I have to say. Meanwhile in real life she's looking at me and wondering why I've got a stupid grin on my face and decides to get off the bus three stops early and walk home.

Sometimes I wonder if I spend too much time on the bus thinking about these things...
 

Ditto Much

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wow dude your pretty heavy, I normally do the foloowing



1) has heart beat and is likely to be a woman
2) looks younger than B Arthur
3) appears light enough to not break me bed when I give it to her.
 

deep

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me personally, I don't really think too much. if I see a hot girl, it's more like an intellectual register "hey she's hot" and then on my merry way. usually it's more the case that I'm thinking about something else, hot girl will interrupt that thought, then regularly scheduled programming resumes soon thereafter
 

Dr Funk MD

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Originally posted by xsre
Oh goodness.

Mind if I copy this and send it round to all my girlfriends?
Sure. I'm not saying that I'm proud of this. It's a base instinct. I can't help it.

Just don't remember this thread if I ever meet you...
 

catilyst

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by deep
me personally, I don't really think too much. if I see a hot girl, it's more like an intellectual register "hey she's hot" and then on my merry way. usually it's more the case that I'm thinking about something else, hot girl will interrupt that thought, then regularly scheduled programming resumes soon thereafter
stupid intellectuals!
 

SENSEi

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Stop wasting your time looking at hot chicks and go find yourself a "good" woman.

That will set you straight.
 

chooch

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if i see a guy i find attractive there is a noise that goes through my mind...kinda like in Amelie, that scene with the skeleton ride and the "whhhhooooooo".

the longer the "whoooo" the better i am finding the view!
 

Prickly Pete

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I definitely check them out... but that only takes about 5 secs before i start to wonder if its empty beauty or not... its the initial attraction that gets me.... but after that they got to have some smarts...

I just might be growing up... some anyways...
 

chuckles

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Originally posted by Prickly Pete
I definitely check them out... but that only takes about 5 secs before i start to wonder if its empty beauty or not... its the initial attraction that gets me.... but after that they got to have some smarts...

I just might be growing up... some anyways...
stupid people deserve love too.
 

deep

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Re: deeps regularly scheduled programming

Originally posted by jebac


-jebac
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