Dr Funk MD
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I was thinking about my brain the other day and the strange process it goes through when I see a hot girl. I seem to do the same thing with ever girl I meet and I'm wondering if other guys (or girls) do the same thing. Let's assume I've just spotted a hot girl. Now, in my head I do the following:
1. Look at her face and judge cute/not cute.
2. Check out everything from the neck down and judge hot/not hot. If she's too well covered I judge well dressed/poorly dressed.
3. If it’s yes to both of the above I then picture her naked.
4. Wonder if she's a moaner or a screamer.
5. Picture her moaning and then screaming then pick the one I think suits her best.
6. Think of ways to make her moan/scream.
Now about 3 seconds has passed and I begin to search out details.
7. Pick one subtle detail about her (piece of clothes/jewelry/accessory/quirk/hair etc), which I find most appealing.
8. Wonder what she smells like.
9. Check for cleavage.
10. Check for wedding ring. (Up until this year I never did this. Now I do all the time.)
11. Picture her naked again with more detail.
After a minute I start to get inside her head.
12. What's she thinking about?
13. Where's she coming from/going to?
14. What's she listening to?
15. Do I have a chance yes/no?
By about this time I'm stuck in some deranged fantasy about where we'd go on our first date and how funny she'd be and how she'd be interested in everything I have to say. Meanwhile in real life she's looking at me and wondering why I've got a stupid grin on my face and decides to get off the bus three stops early and walk home.
Sometimes I wonder if I spend too much time on the bus thinking about these things...
1. Look at her face and judge cute/not cute.
2. Check out everything from the neck down and judge hot/not hot. If she's too well covered I judge well dressed/poorly dressed.
3. If it’s yes to both of the above I then picture her naked.
4. Wonder if she's a moaner or a screamer.
5. Picture her moaning and then screaming then pick the one I think suits her best.
6. Think of ways to make her moan/scream.
Now about 3 seconds has passed and I begin to search out details.
7. Pick one subtle detail about her (piece of clothes/jewelry/accessory/quirk/hair etc), which I find most appealing.
8. Wonder what she smells like.
9. Check for cleavage.
10. Check for wedding ring. (Up until this year I never did this. Now I do all the time.)
11. Picture her naked again with more detail.
After a minute I start to get inside her head.
12. What's she thinking about?
13. Where's she coming from/going to?
14. What's she listening to?
15. Do I have a chance yes/no?
By about this time I'm stuck in some deranged fantasy about where we'd go on our first date and how funny she'd be and how she'd be interested in everything I have to say. Meanwhile in real life she's looking at me and wondering why I've got a stupid grin on my face and decides to get off the bus three stops early and walk home.
Sometimes I wonder if I spend too much time on the bus thinking about these things...
