...you wake up, look at your alarm clock and see that it's 11:30, run off to the bathroom in a panic, taking a way too short short, get dressed in a hurry, and run out of the house -- just to realize that it's actually 9:30 and for some reason your alarm is 2 hours ahead?
No? Well I do.
Damn you alarm clock, damn you.
No? Well I do.
Damn you alarm clock, damn you.