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Doing "Harry Dunn" styles in public washrooms

Richard Raiban

TRIBE Member
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the famous "washroom" scene from dumb & dumber when harry is in the can doing the deed...

when YOU are in that situation (in a public washroom) do you give yourself (or others) courtesy flushes or do you just sit there, let the smell build up and smell it/eat it casually?! LOL!!!

im ALL ABOUT COURTESY FLUSHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
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quantumize

TRIBE Member
The Rules for Pooing at Work:
> >
> >
> >
> >As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORKPOO is
> >inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the
> >Survival Guide for taking a dump at work.
> >
> >
> >
> >CROP DUSTING -- When farting, you walk briskly around the office
>so
> >the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but
> >doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do
>not
> >stop until the full payload has been expelled. Walk an extra 30
>feet
> >to make sure the smell has left your pants.
> >
> >FLY BY -- The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk
>in
> >and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom,
> >leave and come back again. Be
>careful not to become a
> >
> >FREQUENT FLYER. People may become suspicious if they catch you
> >constantly going into the bathroom.
> >
> >ESCAPEE -- A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal
> >or forcing a poo in a cubicle. This is usually accompanied by a
> >sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an escapee, do not
> >acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing
>next
> >to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one
> >likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a
> >joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
> >
> >JAILBREAK -- When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a
>machine
> >gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a
>hangover.
> >If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the
> >cubicle
>until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the
> >awkwardness of what just occurred.
> >
> >COURTESY FLUSH -- The act of flushing the toilet the instant the
>poo
> >hits the water. This reduces
> >the amount of airtime the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This
>can
> >help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME.
> >
> >WALK OF SHAME -- Walking from the cubicle, to the sink, to the
>door
> >after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very
> >uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with
> >farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be
> >avoided with the use of the COURTESY FLUSH.
> >
> >OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER -- A colleague who poos at work and is
>proud
> >of it. You will often see an Out Of The
> >Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a
>newspaper or magazine under
> >his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The
> >Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom.
> >
> >THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) -- A group of co-workers who
>band
> >together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident.
> This
> >group can
> >help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers,
>and
> >identify SAFE HAVENS.
> >
> >SAFE HAVENS -- A seldom-used bathroom somewhere in the building
> >where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are
> >predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a
> >pooer of your sex entering the bathroom.
> >
> >TURD BURGLAR -- Someone who does not realise that you are in the
> >cubicle and tries to force
> >the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable
>
> >moments that can occur when taking a poo at work. If this occurs,
> >remain in the cubicle until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you
> >will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact.
> >
> >CAMO-COUGH -- A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the
> >bathroom that you are in a cubicle. This can be used to cover-up a
> >WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective
> >when used in
> >conjunction with an ASTAIRE.
> >
> >ASTAIRE -- A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd
> >Burglars that you are occupying a cubicle. This will remove all
> >doubt that the cubicle is occupied. If you hear an Astaire, leave
> >the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace.
> >
> >WATERMELON -- A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the
> >toilet water. This is also an
>embarrassing incident. If you feel a
Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH.

HAVANA OMELET -- A case of diarrhoea that creates a series of loud
splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try
using a Camo-Cough with an Astaire.

UNCLE TED -- A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever.
Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or
sitting on the pot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax
while on the crapper, as you
should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This
benefits
you as well as the other bathroom attendees.
 
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kuba

TRIBE Member
I flush once. At the end. Once it's stewed. The danger in flushing during is that the water drops might make my ass cheeks too wet. And when I put on my boxers afterwards, then my ass has a wet imprint.

Why the fuck am I talking about this? NEXT THREAD PLEASE.
 

vench

TRIBE Promoter
I got that forward last week Joe. next time take out the arrows!!

pooing at work is not fun when you have to endure the smell of a co-workers turd. especially if they've eaten Taco Bell for lunch.
 

Shug

TRIBE Member
I love that forward. All of those were applicable and in full force at my old job.

I was and still am an Out of Closet Pooer. It's just poo, for god sakes. Deal.
 
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Deus

TRIBE Member
One of my professors is really weired and these are the kinds of stories she tells her students..

One day she was at the university and she really had to go do number two. She went to the bathroom but it was being cleaned, so she ran to the only other washroom in the building and that was also being cleanded. She really had to go, so she went back to her office and took a dump in the waste, tied up the garbage bag and left it there...
 

into_dust

TRIBE Member
Richard Raiban said:
dumb124.jpeg


the famous "washroom" scene from dumb & dumber when harry is in the can doing the deed...

when YOU are in that situation (in a public washroom) do you give yourself (or others) courtesy flushes or do you just sit there, let the smell build up and smell it/eat it casually?! LOL!!!

im ALL ABOUT COURTESY FLUSHES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Dumb and Dumber is my favorite movie of all time....well courtesy flushes r good...but whats the point if ur making all that disgusting sound while letting it rip in a public washroom lol...the squeek of his last fart kills me in thta movie lol...oh I luv this movie...
 
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