So for the last few days, I've noticed that a most responsible pet owner has been allowing their dog to relieve itself of solid waste on my front lawn, without bothering to pick it up. So I turn to trusty ol technology - I point my webcam to my front lawn, and download at app called homewatcher that takes pics continously, and compares the current image with the previous image. If it detects motion, it starts to record video. Good old technology comes to the rescue and I find the person.
All this wonderful technology however, culminates a low tech resolution - I carry over the now-frozen turd in a plastic bag and drop the turds on their door step - one turd on the mat, and the other on the interlocking brick. I cover the turd with the bag then slowly push down with my shoes making sure it works itself nicely into the mat, and the interlocking brick.
Will continue making recordings over the next few days. If this still happens, step 2 is all over their doorknob and door.
Step 3 - HARPOON THEM IN THE EYE.
All this wonderful technology however, culminates a low tech resolution - I carry over the now-frozen turd in a plastic bag and drop the turds on their door step - one turd on the mat, and the other on the interlocking brick. I cover the turd with the bag then slowly push down with my shoes making sure it works itself nicely into the mat, and the interlocking brick.
Will continue making recordings over the next few days. If this still happens, step 2 is all over their doorknob and door.
Step 3 - HARPOON THEM IN THE EYE.