Does this lighting make me look fat?

[JayBrain]

Push It Out Baby!!

 

[Guest]

The fact that you're fat makes you look fat.

 

[Guest]

when's the baby due?

 

[JayBrain]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by ~dazed~:
when's the baby due?</font>

Can anyone else push it out like that?

Chicks dig it!!

 

[gRoOviegurl]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by JayBrain:
Can anyone else push it out like that?

Chicks dig it!!</font>

no they don't.............

that's actually pretty gross

 

[Cameron]

I heard that they also dig the clap

 

[Jeremy Jive]

You should try vertical stripes on your clothes. Its more sliming for yo fat ass.

jeremy -its just a six pack protector- jive

 

[pr0nstar]

You look like a pregnant alien.

pr0nstar

 

[JayBrain]

Jeez... I post this pic as fun and games to get a good laugh and you all cut me up!! lol

 

[mingster]

My 12 year-old cousin can do that...
He doesn't have any hair on his chest either!

Ming.

 

[pr0nstar]

I didn't cut you up, I posted simple fact...

 

[JayBrain]

True true Pr0n. I like aliens.. how do you think I got preggo!?!

 

[Evil Dynovac]

How do you stick your forehead out like that?

 

[JayBrain]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Evil Dynovac:
How do you stick your forehead out like that?</font>

lol.. that comes over time.. the older you get I guess.

 

[junglisthead]

hasnt your mother ever told you, that if you keep on doing that you will get stuck like that.......... and to top it off youll get stretch marks, big nasty ones too

 

[kate]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeremy:
You should try vertical stripes on your clothes. Its more sliming for yo fat ass.

jeremy -its just a six pack protector- jive</font>

Jer you can do that I've seen!

 

[SUNKIST]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by mingster:
My 12 year-old cousin can do that...
He doesn't have any hair on his chest either!

Ming.</font>

so can my brother.
LOL @ pregnant alien.

 

[Jeremy Jive]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by kate:
Jer you can do that I've seen!</font>

Thats enough out of you.

thats your piehole, now shut it.

jeremy -you been told- jive

 

[skyparty]

it's the attack of fat tummys.
i can play too.

but mine doesn't get as big as yours.
but its squishy...

and it can vary in size depending on what i've drank, or ate...

yes i'm a freak.

narissa

 

[gRoOviegurl]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cameron:
I heard that they also dig the clap</font>

ha ha ha ha hahaahhaaaaa

Clap ON!!!! Clap ON!!

Clap on, clap on, clap on...........................

Tha CLAPPER!!!!

 

[mingster]

<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by skyparty:
it's the attack of fat tummys.
i can play too.

but mine doesn't get as big as yours.
but its squishy...

narissa

</font>

Can you show us?

 

[kate]

Jeremy, I told you your new outfit was slimming but shall we let tribe be the judge?

 

[mingster]

^^^Is that Stussy?

 

[stir-fry]

i believe it's the Optimus Prime line of clothing wear

 

[-Mercury-]

No, I think it's Voltron.