do you think you could win a fight with a dog?

[bombthreat23]

German Sheppard... to the death...

 

[mingster]

no fucking way.

i think no man could win against a large-sized angry dog.

 

[opium_souldjah]

not a chance in hell, i would be on the lunch menu for sure/

 

[OTIS]

Oh yeah!

 

[pr0nstar]

Um yes..

 

[bombthreat23]

you could stick your thumbs in it's eyes....

 

[mingster]

okay, i don't think i like where this is going.

 

[opium_souldjah]

ya, but that would be S-M-R-T, and I probably wouldn't be thinking of that at the time!

 

[terrawrist III]

yes....I would have to train for at least a week on the kind of attack a dog would mount and try to do what I could to either distract him/her and/or try to kep his mouth shut....yeah, I would take one on...I would also fight an alligator if you taunt me enough to do it

the idea of beating an animal that has a naturalistic ability to attack it's prey and kill it turns me on

 

[defazman]

I could, but only if Amnesty International would free all the worlds political prisoners when I win.

 

[Dr Funk MD]

stick your fist in it's mouth so it can't bite you then pound it in the head with a rock.

Winar = me.

 

[defazman]

^^ That's your solution for everything.

 

[terrawrist III]

Originally posted by Dr Funk MD
stick your fist in it's mouth so it can't bite you then pound it in the head with a rock.

Winar = me.

for reeal...humans are smart, what makes ANYONE think that it's not possible to beat ANY animal predator??....fuck a bear!...just keep your composure and you should do fine...use the landscape, that's the trick...I feel like that half retarted boxing trainer...

 

[EffinHard]

Dr Funk MD Makes Kraft Dinner
Bring 3 cups of water to a boil in a soup pot, pour package contents into pot, stir, and reduce heat, cover, remove when noodles are soft, stick hand in the pot and pound it with a rock

Winar = me. again.

 

[MoFo]

With a hot-dog, yes.

 

[finary]

ive actually thought about this before

i think it would all depend on whether i was able to land the first kick to the dogs head...

i think that would stun it enough to finish the job

if i missed or the dog was able to withstand my first kick to the head... i think i'd be in trouble

 

[Humanjava]

Ya I could win with any dog just bust out my 9mm.
BAMB!!!
Izzz all over son

or dog

 

[MoFo]

So you guys think about this because you want to be prepared for future junk yard mishaps?

Cuz I usually think about where I can piss if I got stuck on the subway. So far, it seems like the corner where the door is on a Metro is the best one.

Shake, apologize, run to the other end of the subway.

 

[graham]

dual punch for victory

 

[terrawrist III]

Originally posted by MoFo
So you guys think about this because you want to be prepared for future junk yard mishaps?

Cuz I usually think about where I can piss if I got stuck on the subway. So far, it seems like the corner where the door is on a Metro is the best one.

Shake, apologize, run to the other end of the subway.

been there MANY times...it's that post piss shake that's deadly...I get caught more times than not

 

[lok]

Seriously, how could you lose to a dog? You have height leverage, ingenuity, weight and in some cases even strength. With absolutely no resources, it could be difficult, but with your life a stake, you'd be surprised how dirty you will fight. Eye gauges, jaw breaks..etc etc.

 

[MoFo]

I was so drunk once and didn't piss before going on the train. And the train stopped. I REALLY didn't want to actually use my plan but I almost did.

 

[MoFo]

Originally posted by lok
Seriously, how could you lose to a dog? You have height leverage, ingenuity, weight and in some cases even strength. With absolutely no resources, it could be difficult, but with your life a stake, you'd be surprised how dirty you will fight. Eye gauges, jaw breaks..etc etc.

I don't know how many humans could bite a face off and not puke at the fact that they just bit into dog flesh with blood and tissue spurting everywhere.

When you gag, that's when ol' Sparky takes out one of your nostrils.

 

[Stan]

Dogs are easy. They've basically only got one offensive weapon - their mouth. You've got two fists, feet, knees and elbows. As long as the dog isn't like 200 lbs, you should be able to take it out if you don't panic.

 

[chipotle]

Originally posted by bombthreat23
German Sheppard... to the death...

any regular german sheppard or a police trained german sheppard??

big difference.