*ding ding ding* Rhyme Battle!!!.....

[vveerrgg]

<steps up to the mic.>

this ain't no throw down, or a showdown.
Fresh lines for you to transpose now.
It's that time when ppl get cold now,
in the 41 sick we got sar'd down.

Throw hands up if you celebrate.....
Hit the bar for a round if you regulate.
All you nerds on your computerz,
just masterbate........

<sayin>
just step up and rhyme a line freestyle
</sayin>

</steps back from the mic.>

 

[terrawrist III]

I just busted a nut to kobe tai and im tired/drinking a 5th of jack now im wired/thinking of what to do now should I spit it?,girl next door's kinda sexy should I hit it?/caught me off guard with this vveerrgg so im wingin' it...

actually im out....

 

[zoo]

i read about software all night
so my exam goes well and it might
set my average over a 60 / then i'll feel free while listening to pixie
trance,
on friday,
at system.

haha rhymes about school r00l.

 

[smile]

Originally posted by terrawrist III
I just busted a nut to kobe tai and im tired/drinking a 5th of jack now im wired/thinking of what to do now should I spit it?,girl next door's kinda sexy should I hit it?/caught me off guard with this vveerrgg so im wingin' it...

actually im out....

and YOU were dissing ME for my freestyle??

 

[OhNo!]

LET ME PUT IT LIKE THIS
OHNO'S ON THE HIT LIST, OFFICIALLY
GONNA KNOCK HIM OUT THE GAME CUZ HE'S STRAIGHT FISHY, G.
YA HEARD OF ME COMIN STRAIGHT FROM THE WEST SIDE
OHNO'S AFRAID OF ME, HIS MOMS FELT THE DICK SLIDE
DOWN HER THROAT, YO THE HEAD WAS DOPE
BUT BACK TO THIS PUNK GROUPIE BITCH, YEAH I SAID IT
STRAIGHT BUSTA ASS WANNABE TRYING TO BE DOWN FOR STREET CREDIT

ONE.

OH,OKAY THIS IS SMILES ATTEMPT AT A RYHME
BUT IT ONLY ADDS UP TO 8 WACK ASS LINES
HE THINKS HE CAN DISS MY MOMS AND GET ME MAD,SHIT
WE ALL KNOW THATS THE BEST PUSSY YOU'VE HAD, BITCH
I DON'T REALLY CARE WHAT YOU SAY OR WHAT YOU DO
FAKE BITCHES GET EXPOSED,AND THAT FAKE BITCH IS YOU DUDE,
LIVING IN A CONDO,BITCH YOU LIVE IN A BASEMENT
WATCHING B.E.T.,WORKING AT BK TO MAKE RENT
GO AHEAD COME BACK SAYING I LIVE IN WHITBY
LEAST I DIDN'T RUN TO THE WOODS CUZ EVERYBODY HATES ME
FAKE G,FAKE THUG,FAKE MOTHERFUCKER TO THE CORE
MAKING IT UP ON TRIBE NOW
CUZ HIS WHOLE LIFE HE'S BEEN IGNORED
IM BORED,TALKING ABOUT THIS LOSERS LIFE
I GOTTA JOB,A CAR,A HOUSE,A WIFE
BIGGER FISH TO FRY,WHILE HES GOT JUST FRIES TO FRY
SMILE ILL GIVE YA PAT ON THE BACK FOR GIVING LIFE A TRY
I DIDN'T WORK OUT FOR YA,NOT MUCH CAN BE DONE
BUT ILL HELP YA OUT
HERES A BULLET AND A GUN

 

[bboyrds]

i dust em-cees with great ease, roll 'em up like my sleeves
into L-paper trees, spark when i spit these...
hot lyrics heating up to 100 degrees.
take a toke from my joke-mc-smoke and get the giggles,
relaxed, i bust rhymes like moves to mr. wiggles.

penetrate your eardrum, straight to your brain stem.
synaptic reaction, with words reverbratin' off my phlegm,
droppin gems in-side your cerebelllum.
pushin wigs back with fables when i tell 'em.

rhyme travels through your brain, exit and uproot your folicles
making you look comical, on the mic i'm diabolical.

 

[SkandalouZ]

oh boy.. Mark..
haha.. OhNo! is good

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thats who I wanna battle

 

[vveerrgg]

OhNo! shit thats rough........
i stand corrected, not everyone on here is wackin it to porn.


<steps to the mic>
freestylin while writin,
no styles i be biting.
we've all seen 8 mile
so to dis and be enlightin...
write in all caps.
bullets guns and raps.
smile got pussy wacked,
by an eminem......
soundin track.

but who's the one
who REALLY knows....
maybe thats just
how the story goes.

kid gotta give props
for surviving still.
in a time when life
just so ill........

got a job.,
live on your own,
and you pay your rent.

bought some shit,
roll round the town,
with money to spend.

log on tribe,
kicked a rhyme,
lets not all pretend.

like you've got so much for us to be envy'n.

its another day
in this thing called life.
how you make it work
is for you to try.
call a guy a fool
cause he'z fake'd a style.

"like you never sported something that you'd deny."

give a kid some time
and he becomes a man.
give a kid a gun
and he'll go punk a man.
time is all it takes
for it all to unwinde.
so just seckkle back cool
and have a good ol'time.
</steps back from the mic>

*bounced!

 

[bboyrds]

Listen here, I hit your ear, riding in like treble.
Try as you might, you'll never reach my level.
Not as fresh, not as dope, you're not even as nice.
Your flow is wack, stop listenen to Obie Trice.
Here I go, don't even try to stop me.
I'll call you a Xerox biatch, cause you just a carbon copy.
How could you think that you could even step this?
Don't even have to rhyme, your lack of skill is a better diss.
You must be dumb, or maybe just a little retarded.
Brace yourself because I'm just gettin started.

 

[OhNo!]

Originally posted by bboyrds
Listen here, I hit your ear, riding in like treble.
Try as you might, you'll never reach my level.
Not as fresh, not as dope, you're not even as nice.
Your flow is wack, stop listenen to Obie Trice.
Here I go, don't even try to stop me.
I'll call you a Xerox biatch, cause you just a carbon copy.
How could you think that you could even step this?
Don't even have to rhyme, your lack of skill is a better diss.
You must be dumb, or maybe just a little retarded.
Brace yourself because I'm just gettin started.

WHAT LEVELS CAN YOU REACH?BITCH IM ALREADY AT THE PEAK
TAKE THAT MIC RIGHT NOW
AND BLOW YOUR FUCKING ASS INTO NEXT WEEK
YOUR WEAK,SKINNY BITCH YOU NEED TO EAT
CANT FUCK WITH MY FLOW IT'S TOO DYNAMIC TO DEFEAT
I KNOW YOUR TYPE,YOU TOOK ALL NIGHT TO WRITE THAT TRIPE
STARING IN THE MIRROR
PRETENDING YOUR HAIRBRUSH IS A FUCKING MIC
BITCH FAGGOT,GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND FACE FACTS
YOU BATTLING ME,
IS LIKE MUGSY BOGUES BATTLING SHAQ
I ONLY NEED JUST A FEW LINES TO GET CHA OPEN
SO WHOS NEXT?
CUZ THIS CHUMP MUST BE JOKIN'

 

[bboyrds]

That wasn't bad, you're getting a little warmer.
You better practice, I'll send your simple flow to the corner.
Sorry to say, your rhymes aren't even 1st grade.
You're just a puppet, like 50cent to Slim Shade.
It's too late now, no time to go back.
Your verse? Elementary, give lil romeo his flow back.
You got fisher price flow, hanging with over-priced hoes.
This ain't no playground foo. It just begins with a bloddy nose.
See? You're at a loss, out of breath, you got lyrical sars.
Now I'm the boss, out for death, I gave you lyrical scars.
RDS spits flame. The result? You're left charred.
Put down the mic, and pick up your health card.

 

[bboyrds]

Originally posted by OhNo!
BITCH FAGGOT,GO BACK TO SCHOOL AND FACE FACTS
YOU BATTLING ME,
IS LIKE MUGSY BOGUES BATTLING SHAQ

nice...



I got the mad flow, like bakers got dough
My name is RDS just in case you don't know
Open up your eyes, its so plain to see
That I rock the mic so effi-cient-ly
Wack MCs want to be like me
But I send them packing like Jerome and AD.
I got Busta Rhymes asking me "what the dealy-o?"
Now Paris is asking me to be in her next video.

 

[vveerrgg]

bboyrds .... whats the score you claim at now?
you're rappin like a girl in a training bra.
think you're representin like a supe-ah-star.
but yer just another joker messageboard mist-ah.
You can drop the lines and drop names.
rap and play the front, mug like you own the game.
ya i called you out like it's price is right.
ya'llz about the $$$ and the street fights?
tryin to burn it up like you got skillz.
but it's your dragonbreath that makes you so ill.

 

[bboyrds]

Aight listen, who the fuck do you think you're dissin?
Spittin shitty rhymes, must've been all that ass kissin.
I'll tell it to you straight, dumb it down so you can relate.
vveerrgg is a rookie, it ain't up to debate.
I'll diss your ass fast, before you get out the gate.
Class is in session, you best not be late.
My lyrics lace the beat, and now you're feelin the heat.
There's no place to run, don't even think of a retreat.
But I guess you have no choice, gotta stay and face defeat.
Its my turn punk, shut up and take a seat.
Nobody wants to hear a wack MC with no game.
I asked the crowd who's wack and they called out yo name.
Your spotlight has fallen, like a Sadam statue.
Even if your name was Biggie no one would gat you.
That's it, its over, your time here is done.
Murdered you with the mic, I don't need a gun.


Man this thread is making my work day much more interesting.
heh

 

[vveerrgg]

i won't lie. yah sure i'm a rookie.
but reading what you write is like milk without the cookies.
to a Santa Claus fuck like you, jumpin down chimneys.
your rhymes are not the gift that you should think about giving.
but here's a stocking stuffer,..... you're full of envy.
cause alot can be said about how you be "teach'n" and pretending
the way you play the crowd is like a lecture ... please.
you got lots to say, but not much that you mean.
if my rhymes are shit, then its in your face.
you must like the smell cause i'm up in your place.
i'm not a rapper, a poet, or even a pro.
but you're takin time from work to dissertate my flow

 

[bboyrds]

RDS and the mic created a marriage.
Hip Hop was born, you're just a miscarriage.
I was rockin the womb even when I was a fetus.
Keep testing me son, and you'll be meetin jesus.
Put down the mic, you should be holding a rattle.
Got Milk? You ain't even big enough to battle.
What? You're still here? Man you must be brave.
I'll take you from the cradle and send you straight to your grave.
Stop flooding the board like a newsgroup spammer.
I can't stand this fluff, you rhyme like MC Hammer.
If you rhyme the world, then I rhyme space.
Spittin flows on the mic, hit you straight in the face.
Now you stand there lockjawed, with nothing to say.
I flow instantaneous, while you take all day.
Say one word, I already said two rhymes.
I'm at work but I'll keep killin ya until quittin time.

 

[vveerrgg]

quick on the pace, guy get outta my face.
this aint your documentory on how you became.
or is that how you become, king of spam? me? umm...
sure i guess you called it. but wait a sec i'm not done.
i've been here. left. and came back long before you'd come.
or is that just came. cuase you finally spit game.
in a forum that maybe someone will say you're okay.
and remember your name. you're good at scoring points.
but your marriage was arranged online in alt.lost.lover.boys

 

[bboyrds]

Yeah I'm scoring points, who knows when I'll be done
No need tally the score, because I already won
Like Redman said its "Time For Some Action"
But why try? I already know you're wack son
My lryics hurt, because I spit the truth
Better shut your mouth, or they'll chip ya tooth
Get off the mic, I'm getting tired of all your rants
You make me sick, I got wack flows intolerance

 

[vveerrgg]

surprise surprise...... make it sound like you're the champ.
nothing wrong with me wondering.....
who's the one getting jabbed.
me for crappy rhymes, or you who keeps on testin.
tryin show me the what'z and nots of my ability.
first i needed schooling, now it's action too.
i know it, i show it, is that what makes you cool?
you're the one MicMarried babbling like a fool.
So i stepped up to your wife, oops i ment mic.
and pushed it out with some amature rhyme.
i got wack flow.... oh man. you sure schooled me.
but i don't read you working like you're doing something holy.
just put it down... or take a break today.
IRL you might be wild, but here you're just OK.

 

[bboyrds]

When it comes to freestylin' RDS holds the title
You have a better chance of winning the Canadian Idol
I guess you'll keep trying, but why bother son?
The more you rap, the more you get bothersome
Wth every wack rhyme, and every flat diss
You annoy me, and I'm gonna make you wish
That you never picked up a mic.
Still think that your lyrics are tight?
You know I got skills, can't afford to be ignorin
Better say goodnight, because your flow has got me snorin
You've been here a while, but now you're getting old
I might be OK, but you just got KO'd

 

[bboyrds]

but you're right...I really should take a break and get back to "work"

 

[terrawrist III]

Originally posted by bboyrds
Yeah I'm scoring points, who knows when I'll be done
No need tally the score, because I already won
Like Redman said its "Time For Some Action"
But why try? I already know you're wack son
My lryics hurt, because I spit the truth
Better shut your mouth, or they'll chip ya tooth
Get off the mic, I'm getting tired of all your rants
You make me sick, I got wack flows intolerance

the only reason you're scoring is from 3-points plays/foulin' you so hard I put you in a daze,you got a ticket?..cool sit back and be amazed,I switch it up so fast just call me DJ Craze/redman's dead in fact I think that's what your momma said,go get some street cred and put more tools in your rhyme shed/I'll eat your heart like Dr.Gonzo on those poison pills,your flow so cold im surprised you dont have chills! and before you start jabberin' about bussin' caps and skrills,let me remind you your goin down like 90's buffalo bills/I crack your skull faster than phrenology experts,keep pullin' my rhymes from hip hop bible excerpts!/I'll just keep flowin' like the river jordan,couldn't even buy these words,wack shit is all you'll be affordin'/go get some flow from your lil' sis im sure her help will get you a proper dis,and while I wait im preparing a stage show like KISS so next time you don't even have to come out just stay home and pull out your 12' of "shout" cuz tears for fears is what I'll bringin' you,cop this shit cuz it's goin in my stew/my lyrical soup is what ill be servin ya',don't burn your tongue and cry home to 'MA!/this freestyle was created in literally a minute...don't even tell how long you took cuz you weren't even in it!

 

[vveerrgg]

okay fine. you can bust a fast free line. rattling it off like you're a meth head in the unemployment line. you'd do this quick but your bank heist got sniched. you can rep and roll with street creed. but who gives a shit. sure you read your bible. wait now say your prayers. cause in this recital you're playing against your peers. you might be free to spit. chat and even boast. but you're still just yabba yabba. dood your barney rubble at most a 2d cartoon'in in a 3d world. street creed isn't about steppin, its the wisdom you need to learn.


EDIT: hahaa.... bboyd. i thought that was you throwin a change up in yer style.... it wasn't till i re-read the the post after that it wasn't even you..... pure jokes.

yeah much time'z been wasted today. way too fun.

 

[bboyrds]

So that's how it is, yall wanna double team me?
I don't worry, you guys aren't half the MC.
2 wrongs don't make a write
Me dissin you is just a regular night
Sorry, you'll never be a poet it like me
I guess you don't understand, I'll say it pho-net-ic-al-ly
vveerrgg, YOU CAN'T BEAT ME, it's as simple as that
Put that MIC down, you know you can't rap
terrawrist? Please. You're with the big boys now
I'd rather hear a verse from lil bow wow
All that wack flow is just fuel to me.
It's all over now, consider this your eulogy
In the end, I'll sumarize, yall better apologize
RDS keeps flowin just like the tears in yo momma's eyes

 

[vveerrgg]

i gotta admit... there are some bad ass lines in there....