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Did anyone watch the Bachelor last night?

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by KickIT, Mar 26, 2002.

  1. KickIT

    KickIT TRIBE Member

    WTF? This show is fucked, but the "bachelor" is one lucky mother fucker. This guy basically gets to romp around with 15 beautiful women (well only 8-9 are beautiful) in this mack pad in Mauii that he doesn't even own for the next 6 weeks. How do I get a job like that?

  2. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    That guy got hooked up. Even the harem of ladies aside, he gets to go everywhere either in his limo, private jet, or private yacht. His pad absolutely RULES, and it's all paid for by the network.

    I'm gonna pitch my show to a rival network where they put me up in a house like that and send me on dates with my girlfriend every night. There won't be as much drama or intrigue but I'll be having the time of my life at their expense.

  3. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    it's not just some guy. it's pete sampras. he must be using a fake name for some reason.
  4. rudebwoy

    rudebwoy TRIBE Member

    sorry chuck, i heard you have to be at least 5'6" to apply...

  5. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    Is it seriously, or is it just someone who looks like him? I'm not much of a tennis fan so I wouldn't know.

    And then who is the guy that hosts that game show the chamber or the chair? He's a former tennis player isn't he?

  6. KickIT

    KickIT TRIBE Member

    Re: Re: Did anyone watch the Bachelor last night?

    oh craig, how I miss your stupid ass sense of humour. and I'm 5'8 1/2 inches you fucker.

  7. Libradragon

    Libradragon TRIBE Promoter

    bwahahahaha @ rudebwoy. i spilt my coffee all over my keyboard thanks to you.

    the bachelor (alex?) was kinda cute, in that j-crew preppie way. I don't understand the women who say they can already picture themselves married to someone like him. Hello????? I'm not even gonna go there.
  8. KickIT

    KickIT TRIBE Member

    Its not Sampras, just some cross between him, JFK JR and Anthony Robbins. As for the game shot host, that's John McEnroe.

    So I wonder how long it'll be before he sleeps with his first hoe?

  9. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    The host on the Bachelor looks like a perfect cross between Roger Lodge (host of blind date) and Mark L. Walburg (host of Temptation Island).

    and oddly... the show itself is almost a perfect mix between TI and Blind Date... weird...

  10. KickIT

    KickIT TRIBE Member

    I was surprised to see it was an ABC show, as soon as I saw it, it had FOX written all over it. Definitely a mix of TI, Blind Date and Who Wants to Marry a Milionaire.

  11. KickIT

    KickIT TRIBE Member

    And how about that Amanda from Kansas who likes trampolenes? She definitely got the most camera time and was his number one draft pick. Though he should've given her 2 roses.... one for each boob.

  12. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    I thought it was going to suck and it kind of did.....
    I felt really sorry for all the girls there... holy degrading!!
    like when the girls started doing *double pumps* and "yes" motions after he selected them and gave them a rose :rolleyes:????
    barf - so pathetic!!
    And it was all so proper... it didn't look like there was going to be much action....

    but once they showed previews for next week I realized I was going to like this show.
    He is such a full blown pimp!! making out with everyone.
    its going to be a shit show...
    aka.. my kinda show :D

    I'll definitely be watching next week!!
  13. Lil'Timmy

    Lil'Timmy TRIBE Promoter

    I'll take the rejected "I've got my own career, and I'm a good person" blonde woman that he didn't want.


    Still, luckiest man ever.
  14. Subsonic Chronic

    Subsonic Chronic TRIBE Member

    Quote from one of the girls in the preview:

    "You can't just go around making out with everyone!"

    Um... yes he can.

  15. R4V4G3D_SKU11S

    R4V4G3D_SKU11S TRIBE Member

    The scariest thing was when one of the girls who didn't get picked was sobbing. It's a good thing he didn't pick her, she's obviously got some makjor issues (although I'd imagine 100% of those girls are pretty fucked in the head).
  16. Klubmasta Will

    Klubmasta Will TRIBE Member

    i watched the show and i'll probably watch more of them if i'm home at the right time.

    don't the girls have more respect for themselves than to parade around for some guy while he measures them up and chooses? it reminded me of a restaurant patron selecting a live lobster from the tank.

    this show would NEVER fly if the roles were reversed - i.e. if a single bachlorette got to choose between 25 different guys. it would never happen because the males would automatically be deemed losers. but yet, the show works with a man choosing from 25 different women.

    go figure. :p
  17. jynx

    jynx TRIBE Member

    They're desperate...

    Am I the only one who thinks the bachelor is kinda fugly?
  18. Sassy

    Sassy TRIBE Member

    I was wondering why there isn't a show like this where there are 25 guys and one women to choose one - I thought the girls are making total asses of themselves by being so pathetic as to go on t.v. and openly compete for one guy. They totally seem like loosers to me. What a lucky mofo - he must feel like such a stud! These women are basically being presented as cattle. The only way I would EVER go on a show like that was if I was to receive $1,000,000 just to go on it - what really is the incentive for them, to maybe get picked (a one in 25 chance?) :rolleyes: Regardless, I will still probably be watching this, one of those things that you love to hate, and hate to love.

    The trash appeal is too high on this one not to watch. :D
    Last edited: Mar 26, 2002
  19. SneakyPete

    SneakyPete TRIBE Member

    Nah Sampras got a hot wife himself, in Bridgett Wilson, there's no need to go to a show like this. :D

  20. Chiclet

    Chiclet TRIBE Promoter

    I only watched it because it pisses me off.

    As if he didn't get rejected by at least one girl.

    What a cheap excuse for a fairytale.



    this show bites. its got nothing on my TI.
    and what the hell kinda issues does he have that he needs to go on tv to get married. and what the hell kinda issues do the girls have that they need to try and get it rigged up so they can marry a guy. and how do you know you can marry someone after meeting them like this? and after only 3 weeks? not to mention 90% of the girls are weird looking.
  22. SpazGirl

    SpazGirl TRIBE Member

    I'm hooked on these damn reality shows - this one's stupid but you have to watch to see what happens next - I can't believe that girl was bawling!!

    Did anyone see the look on that short girls face when she wasn't the last one picked?? Hilarious!

    I can't wait for the bitch fights.

    Last edited: Mar 26, 2002
  23. KickIT

    KickIT TRIBE Member

    Actually its 6 weeks and they're selling the idea of a fairy tale. As stupid and corny as that may sound. Dude doesn't even have to propose at the end.

    And please, people eat this shit up. I know a few women who's biological clocks are ticking and they're bending over backwards trying to get married. I'm sure some are there for the attention but I'm willing to bet some are there cuz they really buy into that shite. As for the guy, if I was offered that, I'd do it in 2 seconds. That pad is the mack!

  24. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    nope... I'm with you there.
    He sicks me out.
    I'm not down with that 30 something look
    eww and his voice... ugggggh- it totally gave me the creeps!
    I don't like him one bit!
  25. AdRiaN

    AdRiaN TRIBE Member

    Here's the thing ...

    Watching 1 guy choose from 25 girls is interesting.

    If I wanted to see 1 girl choose from 25 guys, I would just go to System Soundbar on a Friday night. :)

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