WACK ASS MUTHA F*CK-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH
Don't let the opening line of this post confuse
you, It’s quite contradicting to what I have to say
Anyhow
This is for all you dedicated Breathe goers who
wondered how your usual Friday night boy did
in his new home.
OBIWAN-DEKOZE'S INAUGURAL SET @ TURBO:
Plan:
Go to Turbo,
catch a bit of Dekoze
down a few,
make my way to Breathe @ System
I got there around 12:45
and began double fisting it.
It's been about a month since I've heard Dekoze
play and lets just say he has lost no luster.
In case you're wondering I was the dude in the
middle with an orange shirt with the bullseye on
the front spazzing like a trout out of water.
Within 1/2 hour, my intentions for the latter part
of the night were shattered into a million pieces.
With every tune he dropped, those broken pieces
turned into dust by my stomping feet and eventually
disintegrated. The man threw in classic
Sister Bliss,
Wack ass mutha f*ckah & the pinnacle of insanity
was when he dropped
Fatboy Slim's WTF for 32
beats and mixed out of it.. teasing the crowd ever so
effectively.
The crowd was divided into the usual Friday Turbo
crowd & the dedicated Dekoze fans, you could easily
tell them apart. The floor would ram up with people &
die down at timely intervals but the overall vibe on
the floor was good & there was just enuff room to dance.
As per usual, DekoZe began removing his clothing as
he usually does progressively during extended sets. I
think he does this so he can eventually take his pants
off without it looking weird and relive himself in a
bucket under the booth. Not that I would know, but
playing for that long without a break makes you
wonder where he goes to the washroom.
If it were me, I would just put a loop record on
and run to the can. <--Procedure patent pending
All in all it was awesome
Way to go Mike!
Things I didn’t like:
The following may seem petty. But I guess I'm spoiled
by System and got used to it as my usual Friday night
venture. So anything out of the norm kinda got my goat.
Lineup -
well getting there a bit late, I became really unappreciative
of the obvious stagnating of the VIP line, I understand the
idea of doing this to create an ambiguous hype to attract those "nothingelsetodoonasaturdaynightletsgohereitlookshappenin"
passer-by's, but I was really impatient to get in.
Beer in a can -
Now unless your a guy named Chad & who just came back
from playing squash & desired an imported alcoholic beverage,
you were forced to feel like Cletus the slack-jawed yokel due
to all the domestic beers being sold only in cans. I drink Bud,
not cause of their keen ad campaign over the last year but
because it's always been my beer of choice but I h8 cans so
I think I may switch, sorry "WASSaahhgh" guys.
No alcoholic beverages on the stairs -
Me like Beer.
Me like drum & bass too.
Me like to bring beer with me to listen to drum & bass doonstairs.
But alas I cannot cause I guess they fear that I'll kill myself by
falling on a CAN if I slip. Thanx for being motherly. This
resulted in me being separated from my DnB loving buddies
fer most of the night. Sorry peeps Bud before buds.
Things I liked:
Dekoze.
Cute DnB Dj chick rinsin' out propah downstairs.
I liked her style,
hated the MC.
I think his name was
MC disruptah-of-good-toonage
I diddn't stick around to confirm.
Sound -
I have to say it's real crisp.. and real loud... I just wish they sold
earplugs.. maybe they do.. I was too lazy to check so I rolled up
pieces of kleenex & that did the trick just fine.
Big ass fans blowing -
Nice to be able to cool off WHILE on the dancefloor.
There is more, but I forgot now.
(lucky you)
Props to the peeps that showed up
Nataza, Martin, Ella,
Jon, Ricky Tahh, Erin,
Nick McTwitch, Adrienne
and her "circle"
of friendz, Livingroom Porn Star & everyone
else.. sorry I missed you Pete.
Prop deficit to those who promised to show &
didn’t.. you know who you are and will pay dearly.
hahahah j/k
If the absurd length of this post hasn't convinced you yet,
Truss it:
Make your way to the next Dekoze @ Turbo
-OTIS