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Definite movie-of-the-week material

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tea_green

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The weirdest dog-mauling case in history...

-2 high profile lawyers in their fifties

-move into upscale Pacific Heights apartment complex together one week after meeting each other

-start raising big scary dogs in the apartment - Presa Canarios which are some kind of rare Spanish bull-killing dogs

-dogs kill their 110-pound female neighbour (gay)

-woman lawyer appears on news claiming that it's not their fault because neighbour was wearing perfume which provoked the dog, and also did not run fast enough.

-man lawyer reminds public that neighbour was gay, and it wasn't too long ago that being gay was a crime

-2 days after dogs kill neighbour, lawyers adopt 30-something prison inmate as their son

-inmate's cell is searched, drawings of dogs and nude pictures of woman lawyer discovered (she is fuck ugly by the way)

-Later it is determined that inmate is leader of white supremacist prison gang, and he is working with the lawyers to breed a race of monster killing dogs

-Investigators were trying to determine if lawyers were having sex with dogs

-today lawyers were found guilty of 2nd degree murder & manslaughter - woman gets 15 - life, man gets up to 4 cause he wasn't actually there when the neighbour died

STRANGER THAN FICTION
 
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JayIsBored

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they make my special areas tingle!

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this however does not
 
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Loopster

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Forgot to mention ....

I saw a clip of an interview with the female lawyer ... some t.v. show discussing the dangers of pitbulls & other attack dogs... claimed that the victim should have "closed her door more quickly" ... as if it were fault that she was mauled to death ...

This in an *apartment building*, of all places ... who'd think to look both ways for pitbulls when leaving your apartment?

Has the world gone insane, or what?
 
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Plato

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Originally posted by Klubmasta Will


*lol*

pick up any newspaper. or turn on your television to any channel. or go to the first page of cnn.com :p
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excuse me for being too busy to watch tv or read a paper headline.

p[l]a+0 <--never too busy to tribe though
 
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Loopster

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Originally posted by JayIsBored
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Perhaps if you close your eyes & imagine 4-legged creatures, you'll have a different reaction .... :D

Hmmm ... Man's best friend indeed ....
 
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JayIsBored

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re law and order

no but i bet the plot went something like this

-someone is doing something innocent like playing bball or taking out the trash
-a body is found and logan/briscoe, briscoe/curtis, briscoe/new guy are called to the scene and make some snarky remarks
-detectives follow false leads and are just about to give up when suddenly they realize it was one of the people they had talked to all along
-they culprit is put in interrogation and confesses to the crime
-mccoy puts the case together and it looks like smooth sailing
-but uhoh the defense lawyer has discovered a loophole and now their prime evidence is no longer admissable
-mccoy and his hot female assistant get to work, tryign to discover new evidence but it seems things aren't going so well
-suddenly a miracle occurs, but they dont tell you exactly what it is until in court and bammo they defendant is found guilty

or

-while interrogating a witness in court mccoy comes to a realization that it was infact the defendants daughter/son who really did the crime.
-they youth is then sent to juvenille and mccoy/hot female assistant and the crotchety old DA hill shake their heads and say that society is doomed

:p
 
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Loopster

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I think the weirdest thing about this case is that these idiots have the audacity to try to defend their utter lack of respect or responsibility given all the facts ....

Talk about a total lack of regard for life .... To point the finger at the victim was just incomprehensible. They'll probably launch a counter-suit claiming negligence on the part of the victim (claiming she contributed to her own death b/c of the strong perfume she was wearing ... ) Unbelievable! :mad:

p.s. JIB - I haven't seen Law & Order in quite some time ... are all the assistants of the "hot, female" variety?

Just curious ...:)
 
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