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Death by boobies

matty

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So this has probably already been posted. However, no search function equals lots of duplicate threads. Get used to it.

What a way to go.

http://entertainment.yahoo.com/entnews/wwn/20020116/101119320009.html

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GENEVA - A fun-filled bachelor party at a strip club turned deadly when a 32-year-old groom-to-be who was enjoying the attentions of a well-endowed stripper suffocated while his face was buried in her breasts.

The mind-boggling drama unfolded, say cops, while Daniel Greene was attending his bachelor party at the Pretty Kitty strip club.

The club had been rented out for the private affair.

According to investigators, Greene was enjoying a lap dance when disaster struck: One of the strippers, Kandy Kane, got too into her performance and suffocated the man between her 72-DD breasts.
Witnesses said that Greene had had his fair share of beer, but didn't seem out-of-control.

When the song "I'm Too Sexy" began to play, Greene became excited and began to dance on the tabletop, hooting and hollering, pals said, "like an idiot."

Miss Kane, apparently pleased to see someone enjoying her choice in music, moved in closer.

When Greene took his seat, she began giving him a lap dance, shaking her breasts in his face.

The more she shook, the deeper Greene got lost in her cleavage.

"Daniel was having so much fun," partygoer John Gillman said.

"We all thought he loved being in that gal's chest.

"Who could have known that when he was waving his hands around, he was signaling for help?"

Cheering onlookers eventually realized that Greene was no longer moving, and pulled him from between Miss Kane's breasts.

Now Greene's family is suing Miss Kane and the Pretty Kitty for wrongful death.

Greene's father, George, won't specify the amount they are suing for, but claims that it isn't about the money.

"Those breasts were lethal weapons," he told reporters.

"The Pretty Kitty should not have allowed Miss Kane to have her bust enhanced to the size that she did.

"We hope that by filing this lawsuit, we can send a message to other strippers: keep your bra size within a reasonable range."

Kandy Kane made a statement through her attorneys: "I thought he liked it in there. "

The Pretty Kitty declined comment.</font>
 

seeker

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i don't know whether to laugh or cry. it seems ridiculous that a man would suffocate to death between a women's (incredibly large) breasts. but it's so sad that he died just before his wedding.

truth is stranger than fiction.
 
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RJ45

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Ok I dunno about you guys, but if I was about to die from suffocation between some stripper's huge knockers, I'd be giving her some serious rabbit punches to the ribs or whatever else was necessary to get her offa me! I mean, did this guy just give up on life and go quietly??

- Sam
 
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by RJ45:
Ok I dunno about you guys, but if I was about to die from suffocation between some stripper's huge knockers, I'd be giving her some serious rabbit punches to the ribs or whatever else was necessary to get her offa me! I mean, did this guy just give up on life and go quietly??

- Sam
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Could've been handcuffed.

Some peelers do this as a way of not having to worry about clients getting a little touchy feely.

From the Ministry of kink

Prime Minister Highsteppa
 
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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by m..m:
When the song "I'm Too Sexy" began to play, Greene became excited and began to dance on the tabletop, hooting and hollering, pals said, "like an idiot."</font>
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haha... I've been known to do that on occassion
 

Jeremy Jive

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All I will say is "bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" runmble rumble "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" rumble rumble.

jeremy -boobie zerberts rule- jive
 

silver1

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeremy:
All I will say is "bbrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" runmble rumble "brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr" rumble rumble.

jeremy -boobie zerberts rule- jive
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That's probably what the guy did, which made him run out of air so much faster.
 

Ditto Much

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by el presidente Highsteppa:
Could've been handcuffed.

Some peelers do this as a way of not having to worry about clients getting a little touchy feely.
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Anything else you want to publicly admit while your on the subject there Prime Minister Highsteppa.

Besides always use silk scarves.
 
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Rosey

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*insert expected 'that's how i wanna go' comment*

seriously, that's gotta suck. i mean you will be forever remembered as the guy who drowned in a stripper's boobies right before his wedding...talk about live ruined. imagine the bride? wedding cancelled? why? 'oh my fiance suffocated in a strippers tits'.

there was a similar story a couple of years back about an american guy who did the same thing, except he was married to the stripper and she sorta rolled over on him while he was sleeping all curled up in them. i dunno, to me that seems less bad.
 
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Ditto Much:
Anything else you want to publicly admit while your on the subject there Prime Minister Highsteppa.

Besides always use silk scarves.
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Silk scarves = so Sharon Stone and 1992.

Fuzzy handcuffs make the whole act seem gay.

From the Ministry of you will hear all in my new book: Highsteppa revealed.

Prime Minister Highsteppa
 
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