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damn, i need a new fuck friend....

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by smile, Mar 26, 2002.

  1. smile

    smile TRIBE Member

    they're so hard to find!

    you'd think that casual sex would be easy

    but alas, no.
  2. Deus

    Deus TRIBE Member

    I have two. My left and my right hand.
  3. TheLiquidFairy

    TheLiquidFairy TRIBE Member


    Perhaps you're looking in the wrong places.

  4. Guest

    Guest Guest

    No they're not. They're easy to find. They're all around you.

    You just have to open your eyes. And maybe your wallet too.
  5. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    That's funny cuz I have Rosey Palm and her five sisters!
  6. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    I mean "brothers." Sorry, breeder slip.
  7. The Magical White Isle

    The Magical White Isle TRIBE Member

    Frequent fuck friends are hard to find in my view. You have to have the utmost honesty in comunication, otherwise feelings get involved and shit can get really complicated and frustrating.

    I'd love a fuck friend but I want her to have either a) be very uninhibited in bed and chill with whatever b) have all the traits I look for in a mate (in which case, she wouldn't remain a fuck friend for long).

    So the moral of this rant at this hour, I suppose is that I want a fuck friend too. Preferable a cute and tasty one.

    Peace, sweet dreams (while I keep working fuck)

  8. Temper Tantrum

    Temper Tantrum TRIBE Member

    Fuck friends are fun.

    But relationships are better for getting laid on a regular basis ;)

  9. Deus

    Deus TRIBE Member

    Damn straight! And it's better when you're really comfortable with the other person, and know what s/he likes/wants.
  10. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    Some people might say that "fuck friend" is an oxymoron.

    I think fuck friends are great. Especially when you can wake up together and not feel any tension whatsoever. It's the best feeling to just... have spent a good night together... and be all couply without the actual couple thing hanging over our heads...

    But then some people might say that that's unhealthy... maybe.. but true friends stay together no matter what happens.

    Things can get awkward when one person feels like they're being used though.
  11. Cheeka

    Cheeka TRIBE Member

    I prefer "action distraction" ;) - it sounds more respectable then fuck friend.

    It is a precarious line though - the fuck friend.... it can get messy if it isn't done right and both people aren't on the same page.
    But it can make singledom much easier for sure... assuming it is done right.
    Especially if they are a repeat offence... no harm done :D!!

    good luck finding that "special" person Smile... haha
  12. poker face

    poker face TRIBE Member

    Fuck friends don't usually last too long because one person ends up finding domeone they like. Or one person gets weirded out about the whole situation.

    Don't get me wrong, casual sex is good if you both have the same mind set!

    And I agree smile I need a new one also, I am just to lazy to put any effort into it!
  13. BigBadBaldy

    BigBadBaldy TRIBE Member

    Yeah, this is exactly where I'm at. I really have no desire to meet someone and form an exclusive, serious relationship right now. Hell, I don't even want the expectation of "love" right now. I just want to meet someone who I can hang with, have wikkid sex with, but not necessarily ALL the time.

    I dunno, it's kind of selfish. I want the benefits of a girlfriend without having to put myself on the line emotionally. Hmmm, where's that therapist's number?

    My problem is meeting that person. I refuse to really look for it too hard, and just assume when it's gonna happen, it's gonna happen. There is also the matter of finding it hard to meet women that I really feel that *spark* for, cuz without that, what's the point?


    Is there a patron saint for fuckbuddies?
  14. Shann

    Shann TRIBE Member

    they are easy for me to find
    it's those damn relationships that are no where in sight :(


    the last "friend" i had was a complete manwh0re. needless to say, i got rid of that!
  15. smile

    smile TRIBE Member

    if i posted up my picture, i'd have a few fuckfriend wannabe's...

    <-----false conceitedness

  16. elektrofunk

    elektrofunk TRIBE Member

    fuck friends are much easier to attain than relationships (a girlfriend in my case).....different situations i guess...i've done the fuck friend thing where i just lay the offer on the table for them to take........however when it comes to expressing feelings for someone i'm terribly shy.......i usually decide to wait for them to do so first.....no luck so far



    fuck friends arent all they cracked up to be.
    someone always has more or less expectations, feelings get hurt, its a bad scene all together. even when feelings, and communications were clear, it still didnt work.

    <--not a fan of the F.F.
  18. mcbee

    mcbee TRIBE Member

    I agree.

    i had a fuck friend. good and all, but my head got screwed too. (bad pun yes:p)

    relationship sex waaaay better:D:D

  19. Hi i'm God

    Hi i'm God TRIBE Member

    I was gonna ask for that... Cant give out the goods if the payment is faulty :p
  20. Nub!

    Nub! TRIBE Member


    I'm against getting fuckfriends.

    It ends up screwing everything over, because someone might get attached to the other (even if they try not to... etc etc) and like Sunkist said, feelings get hurt and such.

    That and having sex with a friend gets really weird really fast in my opinion. I'm not down with weirdness in relationships/friendships.
  21. twist

    twist TRIBE Member

    I'll let you eat my box for a nickel.
  22. elektrofunk

    elektrofunk TRIBE Member

    so true....used to think otherwise though
  23. Jeremy Jive

    Jeremy Jive TRIBE Member

    I'd lick your carpet for a dollar.

    jeremy -or you can buy my choda it's for sale- jive
  24. twist

    twist TRIBE Member

    speaking of choda do you know why god put my asshole so close to my box? so when I'm drunk you can carry me like a six pack.
  25. Jazz

    Jazz TRIBE Member

    screw fuck friends... fuck acquaintances are where it's at!

    I don't know too many girls who are receptive to this whole concept... only a few, and they all have boyfriends (must be because they're easy :))... of course most guys I know think it's the best idea since sliced bread...

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