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crossing the line....

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Cheeka

TRIBE Member
with food.

I have noticed lately that there is a lot of food/drinks on the market... that really have no business being there.

tonight I went grocery shopping and went out on a limb and bought the "Clover Leaf ready to go tuna salad with crackers".
this - is not good - at all.
eewww there is celery and mayo mixed in for you... celery should not be canned... ever!
barf

green/purple ketchup also sick.

there is more...
 
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Cheeka

TRIBE Member
hahahaha - i know i know... it seemed like a good idea.
i thought it was just a mini can of tuna with crackers...
its not ....
 
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SlipperyPete

TRIBE Member
were the crackers *in* the tuna, or in a separate package...... that product sounds almost as nasty as Lunchables, which were the epitome of congealed meaty badness
 
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PosTMOd

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It's so fucking hard to chop up a little celery and toss in some mayo... salt, pepper...

Fuck, that would take... oh, 3 minutes out of my oh-so-hectic schedule...

The only thing I like is that Ready-Crisp bacon, so the apartment doesn't smell like bacon for a week after cooking it.

Oh, and I like to cook naked. Sizzling bacon and naked is a no-no. BLT's naked is a yup... oh, I'm out of mayo, no problem, squirt squirt.
 
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Cheeka

TRIBE Member
separate... haha they weren't all soggy and canned with the tuna on them or anything :p

Originally posted by PosTMOd
It's so fucking hard to chop up a little celery and toss in some mayo... salt, pepper...

yes... Timo for me that is a big commitment :D!
and the idea was this was a snack on the go...
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SUNKIST

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Cheeka
tonight I went grocery shopping and went out on a limb and bought the "Clover Leaf ready to go tuna salad with crackers".
this - is not good - at all.
eewww there is celery and mayo mixed in for you... celery should not be canned... ever!
barf

green/purple ketchup also sick.
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firstly,
that tuna sounds fuckign nasty, im sorry you had to experience it :)

secondly,
i have purple ketchup!!!! its fun!!! its like eatting finger paint. but better. i dunno bout the green though...its a gross colour to begin with..however chrissy, if they invent pink kethcup...OH YA! :D
 
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Cheeka

TRIBE Member
i donno purple?? now pink is another story :D!!

Lori I had lemon diet coke the other day :( - it was rank.
i shoulda listened... but it is definitely worthy of this thread!
sick... so chemically!
 
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futronic

TRIBE Member
They actually plan on releasing a whole colour spectrum of ketchup. Blue, yellow, orange ... maybe even pink.

*shrug*

-- Jay aka Fut
 
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SUNKIST

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by Cheeka
i donno purple?? now pink is another story :D!!

Lori I had lemon diet coke the other day :( - it was rank.
i shoulda listened... but it is definitely worthy of this thread!
sick... so chemically!
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YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!
i experienced the ass of lemon diet coke a few months ago..darlin', you shoulda listened...that stuff should be pulled from the shelves...there is not one redeeming quality in it..barf.

slipperypete: yes, yes i did. :) (im too lazy to quote a real simpsons quote :) )
 
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bitchass

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by PosTMOd
The only thing I like is that Ready-Crisp bacon, so the apartment doesn't smell like bacon for a week after cooking it.
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that stuff is great! the chunks for spinach salad is perfect!
only problem is you need uncooked bacon for frying perogies in...

Originally posted by PosTMOd
The Oh, and I like to cook naked. Sizzling bacon and naked is a no-no. BLT's naked is a yup... oh, I'm out of mayo, no problem, squirt squirt.
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wimp.
 
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Jeffsus

TRIBE Member
pfff.

I thought this was going to be a thread about fucking your best friend.

I'm disappointed.

-jM
A&D
 
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deep

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by futronic
They actually plan on releasing a whole colour spectrum of ketchup. Blue, yellow, orange ... maybe even pink.

*shrug*

-- Jay aka Fut
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This comes as a result with Heinz's recent merger with Crayola.
 
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PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Now if only McDonald's could merge with the makers of Vagisil.

p.s.: shut up, I don't know what it means either.
 
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TheLiquidFairy

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by PosTMOd
Now if only McDonald's could merge with the makers of Vagisil.

p.s.: shut up, I don't know what it means either.
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HAHA oh man Timo *shakes head*

How about...

Halls and Vagisil or Pop rocks and Canesten...yikes..ewwww

*runs and hides in someone's unsuspecting bed*

XXX
Marian
:p
 
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PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Originally posted by air-bag
SlipperyPete's Douche
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That was the best Shakespeare ever. The best part: when Fellatio heads down to Labia's castle, and asks if she's an enema of the state.

"Thou hast lost it, dear Fellatio. Why didst thou come?", she cries.

"Labia, oh Labia, I missed thou soft fleshy wetness", he replies.

Can't remember the rest.
 
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