Courtesy Flushing......

[pb4ugo2bed]

........how a small gesture goes a long way.

Having lived in a small bachelor apartment I realized how important the courtesy flush is. It may not remove the entire problem but makes it a little bit more bearable for all.

For those who are unfamiliar.....

Step 1: Once on the throne/porcelain princess, drop as many kids off at the pool as possible within 3 seconds.

Step 2: FLUSh!!! for the love of god FLUSH!!!!!

Step 3: Repeat steps 1-2 as often as possible

Step 4: Finsh, wipe, check, wipe, check, wipe, check......etc & Leave

 

[litespeed]

don't most people flush the toilet after taking a shit?

 

[pb4ugo2bed]

This is b4 the final flush

 

[zoo]

if you flush right after the bomb drops, you can minimize the potential olfactory damage

 

[Syntax Error]

it works. but why would i do that? people need to know where i've laid my logs. it's like marking my territory. the smell will keep them all away.

 

[el presidente Highsteppa]

Originally posted by ev
don't most people flush the toilet after taking a shit?

they look. Sometimes they become so mezmerized by the poop, all rational thought goes out the window.

 

[squirrely]

i hate this thread. and yet i am oddly drawn to it. ew.

 

[bucky]

hahah... i sit at my computer in my bedroom which is across the hall from the bathroom, i sit here all the time yelling across the hall "courtesy flush please."

 

[Aphrodite]

and then you can't flush and have to wait for the pressure to build or whatever. that sucks.

 

[ian]

However, the flush you refer to would send a small, almost impercetable cloud of dirty water vapour onto my buttocks, which is not too sanitary.

-ian g.

 

[bmd]

this just in....

pooh smells like pooh.

also just in....

everybody poohs.

also just in....

people on this board complain to much.

 

[Big Cheese]

*lol*

it's like the golden rule with me

double up on the flush, wipe 2nd time 'round, if it's a place that has ladies 'round...

leave the seat DOWN

can't stress it enough

seat DOWN

haha (thought i was the only one)

'G

 

[The Peej]

I coutesy flush as soon as I can smell it myself!!!!




Jebus, If I was on a toilet in the middle of the Sahara without another person ( let alone GIRL ) for a thousand miles I'd STILL flush!!!!!!



I know it wastes water but HOLY SHIT!!!


SHIT STINKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!






Pooj

 

[Skipper]

Originally posted by ian
However, the flush you refer to would send a small, almost impercetable cloud of dirty water vapour onto my buttocks, which is not too sanitary.

-ian g.

This was my thought too...but to each their own.

 

[Mr_Furious]

Originally posted by zoo
if you flush right after the bomb drops, you can minimize the potential olfactory damage

I think the courtesy flush is useless.

You can't smell it when it's under water. The thing that makes it reek the most is the hang time. i.e. how much time it spends suspended over the water. Once it's under water, you can't smell anything, so the courtesy flush is pretty much useless.

 

[the_fornicator]

Originally posted by Mr_Furious
I think the courtesy flush is useless.

You can't smell it when it's under water. The thing that makes it reek the most is the hang time. i.e. how much time it spends suspended over the water. Once it's under water, you can't smell anything, so the courtesy flush is pretty much useless.

YES YOU CAN YES YOU CAN YESSSSSSS YOOOOUUUU CANNNNN smell shit under water. The courtesy flush is highly reccomended in my books. I have the world's most sensitive smell and I gag if I smell shite from a neighboring bathroom stall. You can most definately smell it underwater.

<-- flushes upon initial bomb being dropped

 

[Mr_Furious]

Originally posted by the_fornicator
YES YOU CAN YES YOU CAN YESSSSSSS YOOOOUUUU CANNNNN smell shit under water. You can most definately smell it underwater.

<-- flushes upon initial bomb being dropped

I'm not trying to be argumentative...but I really think that you're wrong

Doesn't a smell have to pass through oxygen molecules?

It's like when you fart in the tub, the only reason you can smell it is because it bubbles up.

Maybe we should do an experiment.....

 

[Soberdrunk]

Air freshener in the bathroom resolves all issues....

except if you take such a big crap that one flush does not clear all and assuming that one flush is sufficient without looking...

 

[the_fornicator]

Originally posted by Mr_Furious
I'm not trying to be argumentative...but I really think that you're wrong

Doesn't a smell have to pass through oxygen molecules?

It's like when you fart in the tub, the only reason you can smell it is because it bubbles up.

Maybe we should do an experiment.....

LMFAO! Okay, next time I take a shit, I'll weight it all down with wads of toilet paper and you can take a big whiff.


for soem reason I can't stop laughjing!!!!

 

[Mr_Furious]

No how about I take a big crap and you can take a big whiff?!

Better yet, I'll give you a swirlie after and you can tell me if you can smell it while being submerged in water.

 

[zee]

Originally posted by Mr_Furious
The thing that makes it reek the most is the hang time.

hang time.. Ahahaha!!

i think you guys are overthinking this a bit..

 

[the_fornicator]

Originally posted by Mr_Furious
No how about I take a big crap and you can take a big whiff?!

Better yet, I'll give you a swirlie after and you can tell me if you can smell it while being submerged in water.

HAHAHAHA!!! HEy man, you suggested an experiment! I'm just trying to help YOU out all in the name of science!

LMFAO!