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Cougar Club Crawl

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Bumbaclat

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Just saw this on Life Network.

A group of about 45 women on a yellow school bus with a banner saying "Cougar Club Crawl".

Cougar Cub = 25-30
Puma = 30-40
Cougar = 40+

A few of them went home with guys, one was all over the bus driver.

Their leader was a tad .....uuumm... promiscuous. I don't think she's capable of opening her mouth without a sexual innuendo.

The Tribe ladies should open a Toronto chapter.
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JEMZ

TRIBE Member
Going coug-in'... ah a good, wholsome past-time. I couldn't imagine an organized tour though. Do you suppose there are member fees? Elections? Do they retire numbers? Publish a newsletter?

Scotch??
"Aged 18 years... just the way I like it"
Jamie
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Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
no no

They're "Alley Cats" not as big kind of funny looking. Mistake them just once for a domesticated one and let it into your home and everything gets all shredded up.


Alley Cat
Puma
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Jeremy Jive

TRIBE Member
The infamous cougar must comply with certain requirements.

1. Tight jeans (the more faded the better)
2. Bear claw (large hairsprayed bangs)
3. Camel toe (see number 1)

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeremy:
The infamous cougar must comply with certain requirements.

1. Tight jeans (the more faded the better)
2. Bear claw (large hairsprayed bangs)
3. Camel toe (see number 1)

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Don't forget
4. Hungry ass
 
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LivingRoomPornstar

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Jeremy:
The infamous cougar must comply with certain requirements.

3. Camel toe (see number 1)

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LOL cameltoe...

there's a pretty sweet MILF across the street from me....work it girl, work it!!

Dan
 
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Cheeka

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CC:
i have a thing for cougar cubs.... it seems to be the perfect age.

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- yay you!

25 is a cougar cub
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good lord I knew I was old but I thought I still had a ways to go before I was part of this.
time to live up to the name
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Sassy

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cheeka:
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25 is a cougar cub
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good lord I knew I was old but I thought I still had a ways to go before I was part of this.
time to live up to the name
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That is exactly what I was thinking? I never thought I would be a cougar or "cougar cub". Want to start a club Cheeka?
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, I nominate DaddyIwantcockalot as our leader!
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statira

TRIBE Member
i watched the show as well, i think one girl was 22, but the rest were in their late 30s early 40s.

The leader of the group was nasty! They mostly preyed on younger men to be their one night playtoys! Although a few who were married were just looking to have a good times with the girls...i hope to god i never become a cougar!

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Subsonic Chronic

TRIBE Member
I don't know why they even group under 35's with the rest of the cougars.

Cougars are by definition girls past their age who still like to think they've got it. Including the youngens defeats the whole purpose IMO.

And *lol* at Allie, you know you're headed for cougar-dom when you're 40. Don't fight it.
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Cheeka

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Sassy:
That is exactly what I was thinking? I never thought I would be a cougar or "cougar cub". Want to start a club Cheeka?
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, I nominate DaddyIwantcockalot as our leader!
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hee hee - agreed
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She just got the handbook for her bday... I knew it would come in handy Val
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CC

TRIBE Member
<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by Cheeka:
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25 is a cougar cub
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good lord I knew I was old but I thought I still had a ways to go before I was part of this.
time to live up to the name
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i think that part of being a cougar cub is that you must chase younger men. say somewhere near the age of 22.
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daddyiwantchocolate

TRIBE Member
Har har.

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Yah, I'll be the leader of the cougar cubs, as long as you both realize that you're in the club with me.

Now who's laughing?!?!?

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The book's great Cheeka, however I'm a little embarrassed to haul it out on the train for a read. There was actually a cute guy sitting next to me today. Could you imagine?!?
 
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CC

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate:
The book's great Cheeka, however I'm a little embarrassed to haul it out on the train for a read. There was actually a cute guy sitting next to me today. Could you imagine?!?

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you could have used the book to pick up.

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Cheeka

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by CC:
i think that part of being a cougar cub is that you must chase younger men. say somewhere near the age of 22.
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haha - actually that has been the trend the last few months
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hmmm - I guess I am a cougar cub!
I had no idea
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t-boy

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I thought cougars were simply older women who like younger men..

Since I was 15, I've wanted to be with an older woman.. ok not to be, more like to fuck around. The idea of an older woman still seems very very appealing.

High testosterone, money (haha hopefully), and, like Tearer said, a hungry ass. I can't help it, I like promiscuous women. Yumm.

Age ain't nothin but a numba
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g0nz0

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when looking for these specimens in waterloo, one should always attend the 'flying cougar' aka the flying dog...there is definetly no shortage there...and its open season on all the game...

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Ditto Much

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<font face="Verdana, Arial" size="2">Originally posted by pr0nstar:
Is there such thing as a male cougar?
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No all men are dogs, all women are pussies. Now there are different varieties of the feline speices, some more preditory than others.


Cougar Cub is just gay its an alley cat.
 
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