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***cougar alert**cougar altert***

judge wopner

TRIBE Member
a cougar from my work is on the loose.

she is divorced, 42 but has the body of a 20 year old asian cheerleader some how. she just chatted me up and wanted to know if i had a girlfriend.

but she is friends with younger more suitable girls at work i hope to chase...

do i opt making a strike at a cougar who just escaped the zoo......:confused: :confused:
 

Ditto Much

TRIBE Member
Yes obviously and give it your best show, she is likely to tell the kittens about the feast she had and it will only improve your reputation. Demand only increases demand and the supply is limited.
 
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judge wopner

TRIBE Member
Thumpr said:
awesome!!!


ill roll up to her place in a 1987 trans am playing the best of Styx rocking a shark skin suit.

but its nuts shes old but has a body even summer students stare at. shes not even asian but is dam skinny and curvy. i think all the smoking and drinking helped keep her slender figure.
 

Incrimin8

TRIBE Member
so my buddies dating a cougar and he's gettin some hard core action from her...she wants it every single night! He shows us the text messages she sends him everyday, 'I want your hard cock' or 'my pussy is waiting for you'....its hilarious!
 

judge wopner

TRIBE Member
Incrimin8 said:
so my buddies dating a cougar and he's gettin some hard core action from her...she wants it every single night! He shows us the text messages she sends him everyday, 'I want your hard cock' or 'my pussy is waiting for you'....its hilarious!
what is it about turning 30 that makes otherwise timid girls cock starved strumpets!!!

email has been sent.....
 
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Thumpr

TRIBE Member
judge wopner said:
awesome!!!


ill roll up to her place in a 1987 trans am playing the best of Styx rocking a shark skin suit.

but its nuts shes old but has a body even summer students stare at. shes not even asian but is dam skinny and curvy. i think all the smoking and drinking helped keep her slender figure.

it's a '68 cougar and it's five years newer than your co-worker! hahaha

plus ITS odomoter hasn't been messed with! HAHAHA



o this is gold, Jerry, GOLD!
 

mitsuko souma

TRIBE Member
Ditto Much said:
Yes obviously and give it your best show, she is likely to tell the kittens about the feast she had and it will only improve your reputation. Demand only increases demand and the supply is limited.
LOL!
 
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Chris

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Ahhh the elusive and wily Asian Cougar is a rare breed indeed - and certainly no Geisha to be trifled with. Be careful, just when you think you have cornered your prey, you are soon to find out that the tables have turned and she has cornered you having you bent over and giving you the 44 Magnum - Dirty Harry Styles.
 

tonep

TRIBE Member
judge wopner said:
a cougar from my work is on the loose.

she is divorced, 42 but has the body of a 20 year old asian cheerleader some how. she just chatted me up and wanted to know if i had a girlfriend.

but she is friends with younger more suitable girls at work i hope to chase...

do i opt making a strike at a cougar who just escaped the zoo......:confused: :confused:

real cougars dont ask or care if you have a girlfriend
 
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marcinm

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Incrimin8 said:
so my buddies dating a cougar and he's gettin some hard core action from her...she wants it every single night! He shows us the text messages she sends him everyday, 'I want your hard cock' or 'my pussy is waiting for you'....its hilarious!
ok that's awesome, but i thought girls only said that sort of stuff in second rate pornos :p
 

judge wopner

TRIBE Member
SneakyPete said:
Is she Greek?
nope, pure breed mangia caker from small town ontario.

a white as the driven snow.

so im out of my element dealing with a caker, who's over a decade older than me but shit i wish i could post a pic of her bod, i didnt even believe when i first met her that fateful day!! ha!! we will see if she responds to my email
 
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