Today’s update and clarification from Duh-Fo on the lockdown restrictions...
It’s basically the same, “Choose your own adventure” story, we’ve been dealing with since March.
IF you care about “the children” and your mom and your dad and your grandparents - please turn to page 13 and continue your journey at home.
IF you don’t give a shit about kids and family - please turn to the next page and continue onto the “300 lb. gorilla” chapter. Please read carefully, as the gorilla may or may not caution you and send you back to page one, to start your adventure over.
IF, after reading and re-starting from page one again, you should choose to continue down the same path, please repeat.
Let’s be clear, friends... There’s something for everyone in this adventure and the outcome is up to you. We’d make this more realistic in terms of basic facts and science, if it weren’t for the fact that “essential” means something different for everyone, everywhere.
...so this particular CYOA volume has a special “except-when” built into every chapter!
Please enjoy.