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Cool Ways to Meet Girls!!!

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by Sukebe Jiji, Mar 3, 2002.

  1. Sukebe Jiji

    Sukebe Jiji TRIBE Promoter

    This is a thread dedicated to those classic maneouvres like "Stopping Short" that never quite lose their charm (to guys that is).

    Here is one of my favorite basic maneouvres, a slight variation on the "Yawn-Put Arm Around Shoulder-Move":

    Now lets say, by some miracle, that I am sitting next to a girl on a couch. Obviously, idle conversation is out of the question - you must strike quick to impress! So what I do in these situations is lean over and nod in the direction across her body and yell, "LOOK AT THAT!"...of course nothing is actually going on over there...so she will have to respond, "Over where?"..at this point I strike! With my arm I reach around the back of her and point and say "Over There - oh wait its gone, sorry"...at this point she will probably realize it is a cheezy trick, but by then it is too late and my arm is already around her.
    Victory! YESSSSSSSSS

    NOTE - this move works best to either Haddaway - What is Love or Culture Beat - Mr. Vain being played in the background

    Anyone else care to impart some knowledge? I hope so...

  2. swenard

    swenard TRIBE Member

    They like it when you fart on them!
  3. Sukebe Jiji

    Sukebe Jiji TRIBE Promoter

    I have heard that rumour as well!!

    But where?? And also, is it the smell of the fart of the flatulant vibrations that gets a bigger reaction?

    Because if they like the smell than surely a "Stink Hand" would be just as effective...

    or if it is the vibrations, then you could just sit on their leg and let one rip..

    I need more details before I go out to the bars next...
  4. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    I give them my striptease pix and pretend those are fliers... :D
  5. Pyrovitae

    Pyrovitae TRIBE Member


    well, you have a sense of humour so really you're already half way there. now all you need are striking good looks, knowledge in the art of conversation, intelligence, a familiarity of fine wines, the ability to drive a stick shift, wit...and about a billion other things.

    we be a picky breed, females be. yaaaarrrr.


    <thanks for making me smile.:) with moves like dat and musical choices like dis, you must score with the laaaaydies often. cute post.>
  6. Sukebe Jiji

    Sukebe Jiji TRIBE Promoter

    I hope the girls don't pretend the pics are flyers too - you would want them to at least look at them, no? ;)
  7. Stormshadow

    Stormshadow TRIBE Member

    I don't get it.
  8. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    i would want them to come to the party :D
  9. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member


  10. Stormshadow

    Stormshadow TRIBE Member

    Now I get it.
    You're one suave motherfucker.
  11. Sukebe Jiji

    Sukebe Jiji TRIBE Promoter

    Pyrovitae> Now what if I told you that I had none of those things but, in exchange, I was a ninja.

  12. deep

    deep TRIBE Member

  13. Sukebe Jiji

    Sukebe Jiji TRIBE Promoter

    Wow! This thread has an insane view to post ratio..however, I am not learning many new "maneouvres"...

    All I've learned is that I need to fart on girls and then give them a picture of myself in my underwear....now, true enough, that should be gold in my more than capable hands..but yet, I want more...I don't want my game to turn stale!
  14. joey

    joey TRIBE Member

    i met a girl at the sandbox yesterday...

    no really..

    we made a sand castle :)
  15. BreakzBroad

    BreakzBroad TRIBE Member

    awwww.......thats really cute! hehe.....i hate the awkardness, when u know u should be cuddling up, but ur thinking, 'what if he doesnt want me to?' and the guy is thinking the same thing.

    i usually inch closer and closer, Until finally i just pick up his arm and snuggle. hehe.....snuggles are the best! :D

  16. JayIsBored

    JayIsBored TRIBE Member

    then her mom came and told you to go the hell away or she'd call the cops
  17. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    jay stop it!

    Joey dont leave the message board...he was just kidding :)
  18. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr

    i find that getting them high really helps, no rufees or G, just good ol' fashioned blow!
  19. Bumbaclat

    Bumbaclat TRIBE Member

    <no joke>
    some people find Tribe a good way.
    </no joke>

  20. Sukebe Jiji

    Sukebe Jiji TRIBE Promoter

    I think it is time to reveal another time honoured technique certain to ignite flames of lust in any female...

    I call this move the "Around the World High Five".

    Now when any event occurs that demands a celebration of some sort immediately, and I say IMMEDIATELY, call for a round of high fives...When the girl of your dreams procedes to give you a high five go through the motion of the high five, but rather than stop after the hand slap follow through with the motion and slap her ass as well. Girls love it when you uninvitedly slap their asses!

    I think I should write a book about this stuff...

  21. Cheer Bear

    Cheer Bear TRIBE Member

    How about you smile(unless you have a crappy smile), walk up and say "Hi"

  22. Plato

    Plato TRIBE Member

    break any awkwardness with a lighthearted sex joke thrown in the middle of the conversation (joke must be revelant to conversation).
    if she is disgusted or laughs nervously dump her

    if she laughs whole heartedly or giggles cutelly or makes a joke of her own, marry her.

  23. air-bag

    air-bag TRIBE Member

    has anyone tried that?

    could anyone confirm?!
  24. Syntax Error

    Syntax Error Well-Known TRIBEr

    smiling doesn't work, i say stick with the intoxication angle

    alcohol is cheaper than dental work!
  25. Cheer Bear

    Cheer Bear TRIBE Member

    smiling does work.

    a sincere smile & eyes will do it every time.


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