Congrats Gizmo

[fleaflo]

Welcome to the club. Now when asked for id at the border, you can pass him your citizenship card and tell that inbred cracker mutherfucker to suck it.

Obviously, we can both agree that it is a grave error on the part of the officials of this country to permit you citizenship status. No doubt you influenced them with a whole lot of booze, rippers and some cash slipped under the table. I applaud your ability to convince the 'officials' that the rippers were transfer students from Buttfukistan doing their massage co-op here in Canada.

I have more to say but I wanted to leave Deep something to work with...

 

[Subsonic Chronic]

haha... nice one.

Congrats Giz!

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

Congrats re: passing the board Doctor!

 

[coleridge]

Nice work Ambarish!

 

[Mrs. Pink]

hey, way to be a local now Jizzmo.


drinks on the jizza everyone!!!

 

[janiecakes]

that's it. i'm fucking out of here.

congrats ambarish!

 

[Ditto Much]

My lord evidently they didn't read the letter I sent them.


Congrats on becoming a Canadian!

 

[deep]

HEREIN I WILL ALSO MAKE A JOKE ABOUT THE ILLEGITIMATE BASIS THAT YOUR CITIZENSHIP WAS GRANTED ON AND MAKE SURE NOT MENTION THAT THIS EVENT PRECEDES YOUR FLIGHT TRAINING IN THE NEXT STEP OF THE "PLAN"

ps. lol buttfukistan

 

[deevah]

congrats dood

btw, new diamond was awesome

 

[TaCk OnE?]

beauty man, high five.

 

[ChROmE]

Operation Tight E Whit E was a success!

 

[deep]

I think this momentous event requires the newly inducted to take a picture wearing a Timmins dinner coat and furry cap while hoisting a 24 of hoser beer.

 

[StarvinMarvin]

congrats dooood

 

[kuba]

congratulations, for something, i don't know what, but, congrats, cuz other people said it, and you seem like a fine gent am-b, and your football knowledge is superb, your football playing skills are awesome, your analysis of any major or minor financial transaction is dead on, and when you are the ceo of any F500 company, don't forget your friends.

like me.

who will most likely be unemployed.

 

[dicksherwood]

Am I the only one who thinks Gizmo bears a striking resemblance to Mike James?

Granted the nationalities are different but I swear this is a separated at birth phenomenon.

Obviously it was the reputation Mike's skill and work ethic has established that allowed Gizmo to earn his Canadianess.

"If they look alike, they must act alike"

 

[deep]

Originally posted by dicksherwood
Am I the only one who thinks Gizmo bears a striking resemblance to Mike James?

this is just begging for a "they all look alike to you don't they"

 

[~Loress~]

gizmo is legal - fuck yeah!

 

[litespeed]

congrats!


although this is also a sad day... so many good jokes just became unusable on you.

 

[dicksherwood]

Originally posted by deep
this is just begging for a "they all look alike to you don't they"

I don't want to hijack Gizmo's thread for he is truly a king among men and much deserving of all praise heaped upon him...but I've pointed out this similarity to many who know him better than I and while there is little to no agreement I remain convinced it is not the colour of his skin that creates the impression of physical similarity, rather something in the eyes, or the shapely shiny-ness of that noggin that brings Gizmo to mind everytime Mike's focussed gameface grill is displayed during a Raps game.

 

[Dirty Girl]

yes Basil!!!

 

[LivingRoomPornstar]

*light bulb, doorknob dance*

Congrats!

 

[deep]

Originally posted by dicksherwood
I don't want to hijack Gizmo's thread for he is truly a king among men and much deserving of all praise heaped upon him...but I've pointed out this similarity to many who know him better than I and while there is little to no agreement I remain convinced it is not the colour of his skin that creates the impression of physical similarity, rather something in the eyes, or the shapely shiny-ness of that noggin that brings Gizmo to mind everytime Mike's focussed gameface grill is displayed during a Raps game.

they all look alike to you don't they

 

[Spinsah]

Originally posted by fleaflo
I applaud your ability to convince the 'officials' that the rippers were transfer students from Buttfukistan doing their massage co-op here in Canada.

Hah!

Congrats, Giz.

I hope you got to wave that rinky dinky little paper flag around at the ceremony. Now that's patriotism.

 

[Jeremy Jive]

Tandoori for everyone!

 

[kyfe]

congrats way to go legal!