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Cleveland Steamer.... etc...

PosTMOd

Well-Known TRIBEr
Don't be timelining this shit, 'cause some people don't know... these are some definitions, though some are a bit different from what I remember...

ARABIAN GOGGLES: /a-RA-be-an GAU-gals/ 1.n. Eyeglasses originating from the Middle Eastern region of the world; specially designed with hooded sides to protect the desert camel driver in extreme sand and wind storms common to the area. 2. n. A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in said gogglee's eye sockets.

BEEF CURTAIN: /BEEF kurtun/ 1. n. A temperature barrier to protect a meat locker from harmful heat and bacteria. 2. The skanked-out remains of the labia after being stretched like play-doh from an hour of jammy-jam (see also BEEF DRAPES and MEAT TARP).

CAJUN HOT STICK: /cage-in hot sti-ck/ 1. n. A spicy meat stick. 2. n. The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper (see also CAJUN LOG) and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.

CHRISTMAS TURKEY CARVER: 1. n. A large, straight knife used to slice a cooked bird before consumption. 2. n. The person doing the carving. 3. n. The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot. (see also SHOCKER and MACHINE GUN KELLEY). 4. n. The person doing the carving. (see RON JEREMY)

CLEVELAND STEAMER: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/ 1. n. A water-based merchant cargo vessel originating from a large Ohioan city near Lake Erie. 2. n. (slang) The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penal (that is, penis) pleasure from friction between the mummeries. (see HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

DAVEY CROCKETT: /da-VE krok-et/ 1. pn. American folk hero of note, known as the king of the wild frontier, and recognized by his raccoon skin cap. Renowned for killing a bear when he was only three. 2. n. A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxer into your partner's snizzpod, and slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

DIRTY SANCHEZ: /dur-TEE SAN-chez/ 1. n. a filthy hair-lipped Mexican peasant. 2. n. The act of fingering a chick's cornhole, and wiping the remaining detritus on her upper lip while screwing her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shite mustached across her visage.

DOUBLE WISHBONE: /dub-el wish-BON/ 1.n. An advanced shock-absorbency suspension system design found in most modern automobiles. 2.n. The play in which, while in seated 69 position, the man inserts both index fingers into the vagina and both middle fingers into the anus followed by aggressively pulling outwards with both arms. Spitting in anus, while optional, is encouraged for future maneuvers.

DUTCH OVEN: /duh-shovin/ 1. n. a cast-iron kettle with a tight cover that is used for baking in an open fire. 2. n. entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass-odor by farting under the covers and pulling them up over her head (and yours as well if your into it.)

DUTCH TREAT: /dush-treet/ 1. n. a meal or other entertainment for which each person pays his own way. 2. n. the unexpected result of a dutch oven gone bad. (see also "GAMBLING and LOSING") BEEF

GLAZED DONUT: /glaz-d DO-nut/ 1.n. a sugar coated baked pastry characterized by its round shape and puckered hole in the middle. 2. n. The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooing all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

GREEK: /gr-ek/ 1. n. A man or woman that was born in Greece. 2. v.The act of using your glue stick (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your said partner's eyes closed. i.e. "Hey guys, check it out, "I greeked her" or "I'm sorry honey, but you asked for the "Greek salad".

HIGH DIVE: /hi-div/ 1. n. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth at nearly 200 mph. 2. The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partners hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used in Corn Hole technique, but dangerous.

HOT KARL: n. 1. A German man who just happens to be warm at the moment. n. 2. The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the man who was just balls deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE)

HOT KARL CANDY CANE: n. 1. A variation of the aforementioned in which the man who is receiving oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. (See also SHOCKER)

HOT LUNCH: 1.n. Any of a myriad of well-balanced and pre-prepared meals, delivered warm to the children at lunch time in the school cafeteria. 2. n. The result of defecating directly into your partner's mouth.

KENNEBUNKPORT SURPRISE: /ke-ne-bunk-port SU-pris/ 1.n. An unexpected gift from the Atlantic coast of Maine. 2.n. The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England Clam Chowder and screaming in disgust as you release it between your partner's legs while chowing box.

MANROE TRANSFER: /MAN-ro trans-fur/ 1.n. Any sort of exchange made in a quaint Connecticut town. 2. n. Any purchase of drugs at a McDonalds drive-thru window in said quaint Connecticut town. 3.n. The act when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (see SAMOAN PILE DRIVER), back-to-back with the right-side-up standing man. Through careful anal-orifice matching techniques, the man craps directly into the woman's upside-down pooper.

NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK: /nu jer-ZE mEt-huk/ 1.n. Any of a breed of rusty, sharp east-coast ceiling hooks used to hang beef sides in a meat locker. 2.n. The act of inserting your finger into the ass of your partner, and while screwing her from behind, using only your arm muscles to control the consummation rhythm and process. This method requires excellent restraint and posture; hunchbacking or bending at the waist is never permitted. (see OVEN STUFFER ROASTER)

OVEN STUFFER ROASTER: 1. n. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extended period. 2. n. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK).

PASADENA MUDSLIDE: /pa-sa-dE-na MUD-slid/ 1.n. A massive erosion event caused by the combination of steep slopes and torrential rain in the San Fernando Valley of Southern California. 2.n. The act of leaving a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. A close cousin to the CLEVELAND STEAMER.

PAYING THE RENT: 1.n. A regularly scheduled exchange of equity for the right to reside on another's piece of real property. 2n. A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, with the man holding the back of her calves and banging ferociously.

RIM: /RIM/ 1. n. the outer often curved or circular edge of something. 2. the outer often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the shit shoot. 3. v. (ing) the art of exploring this prune-like orifice with your tongue (see also "ANAL TONGUE DARTS")

SAMOAN PILE DRIVER: /suh-MOan Pyl-dryver/ 1. n. A virility dance practiced throughout Samoan tribes in the Ganges River Basin. 2.n. A large crane-like machine used to extract diamonds from the Samoan Diamond Mines of Carnutspa. 3. n. A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (See also FLOAT VALVE). The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay....goony,goony,goony...ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!" Repeat and rinse.

SCABBY D: /skab-E DE/ 1.n. a rapper from Des Moines with a bizarre speech impediment. 2. n. The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

SHOP-VAC: /shop vak/ 1. n. An industrial vacuum cleaner able to pick up large quantities of material and liquids. 2. Sexual equivalent. The act of making a girl inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the V" (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS).

TEA-BAG: /tee bagg/ 1.n. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attached to a string and dangled in water to give it flavor. 2.n. A sack like structure containing my fat balls that is attached to my massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make them make a "wamuphm" like noise. 3.v tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with my fat balls.

THE MOOSE: 1. n. An elk-like animal found mostly in the north woods of Wisconsin and areas of Canada. 2. n. The sign given to a kickee when in doggie style. It is performed by placing both hands over your head with palms facing out and waving your fingers wildly.

THE NIXON: 1. n. An American President who was forced to resign in 1973 amidst allegations of campaign fraud. 2. n. A variation of THE MOOSE in which you give two peace signs as your indication of dominance. (Optional: You may yell "I'm not a crook" This is considered a very bold rendition and is very rarely done.)

TOPEKA DESTROYER: / TOE-pek-a d'stroi-yrr/ 1. n. An ironclad American warship fabricated in the poorly placed shipyards of Central Kansas. 2. n. The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head while receiving fellatio. (See COLD LUNCH)

VEGETARIAN HOT LUNCH: 1. n. A variation of the above for students who are inclined not to eat animal products. 2. n. A variation upon the aforementioned meal in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with animal product occurs. (see DENTAL DAM)
 
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PosTMOd

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PINK SOCK: a colon sticking out a rectum. Rectum, damn near killed him.

MUNG: requires a woman corpse, and two other participants, and a ladder. One live person climbs the ladder, while the other live person positions themself between the legs of the deceased as if performing cunnilingus; the person on the ladder jumps down onto the stomach of the deceased, and the other catches all the mung that gets shot out.
 

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diablo

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Originally posted by PosTMOd
Don't be timelining this shit, 'cause some people don't know... these are some definitions, though some are a bit different from what I remember...

ARABIAN GOGGLES: /a-RA-be-an GAU-gals/ 1.n. Eyeglasses originating from the Middle Eastern region of the world; specially designed with hooded sides to protect the desert camel driver in extreme sand and wind storms common to the area. 2. n. A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in said gogglee's eye sockets.

BEEF CURTAIN: /BEEF kurtun/ 1. n. A temperature barrier to protect a meat locker from harmful heat and bacteria. 2. The skanked-out remains of the labia after being stretched like play-doh from an hour of jammy-jam (see also BEEF DRAPES and MEAT TARP).

CAJUN HOT STICK: /cage-in hot sti-ck/ 1. n. A spicy meat stick. 2. n. The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper (see also CAJUN LOG) and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.

CHRISTMAS TURKEY CARVER: 1. n. A large, straight knife used to slice a cooked bird before consumption. 2. n. The person doing the carving. 3. n. The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot. (see also SHOCKER and MACHINE GUN KELLEY). 4. n. The person doing the carving. (see RON JEREMY)

CLEVELAND STEAMER: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/ 1. n. A water-based merchant cargo vessel originating from a large Ohioan city near Lake Erie. 2. n. (slang) The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penal (that is, penis) pleasure from friction between the mummeries. (see HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

DAVEY CROCKETT: /da-VE krok-et/ 1. pn. American folk hero of note, known as the king of the wild frontier, and recognized by his raccoon skin cap. Renowned for killing a bear when he was only three. 2. n. A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxer into your partner's snizzpod, and slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

DIRTY SANCHEZ: /dur-TEE SAN-chez/ 1. n. a filthy hair-lipped Mexican peasant. 2. n. The act of fingering a chick's cornhole, and wiping the remaining detritus on her upper lip while screwing her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shite mustached across her visage.

DOUBLE WISHBONE: /dub-el wish-BON/ 1.n. An advanced shock-absorbency suspension system design found in most modern automobiles. 2.n. The play in which, while in seated 69 position, the man inserts both index fingers into the vagina and both middle fingers into the anus followed by aggressively pulling outwards with both arms. Spitting in anus, while optional, is encouraged for future maneuvers.

DUTCH OVEN: /duh-shovin/ 1. n. a cast-iron kettle with a tight cover that is used for baking in an open fire. 2. n. entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass-odor by farting under the covers and pulling them up over her head (and yours as well if your into it.)

DUTCH TREAT: /dush-treet/ 1. n. a meal or other entertainment for which each person pays his own way. 2. n. the unexpected result of a dutch oven gone bad. (see also "GAMBLING and LOSING") BEEF

GLAZED DONUT: /glaz-d DO-nut/ 1.n. a sugar coated baked pastry characterized by its round shape and puckered hole in the middle. 2. n. The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooing all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

GREEK: /gr-ek/ 1. n. A man or woman that was born in Greece. 2. v.The act of using your glue stick (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your said partner's eyes closed. i.e. "Hey guys, check it out, "I greeked her" or "I'm sorry honey, but you asked for the "Greek salad".

HIGH DIVE: /hi-div/ 1. n. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth at nearly 200 mph. 2. The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partners hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used in Corn Hole technique, but dangerous.

HOT KARL: n. 1. A German man who just happens to be warm at the moment. n. 2. The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the man who was just balls deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE)

HOT KARL CANDY CANE: n. 1. A variation of the aforementioned in which the man who is receiving oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. (See also SHOCKER)

HOT LUNCH: 1.n. Any of a myriad of well-balanced and pre-prepared meals, delivered warm to the children at lunch time in the school cafeteria. 2. n. The result of defecating directly into your partner's mouth.

KENNEBUNKPORT SURPRISE: /ke-ne-bunk-port SU-pris/ 1.n. An unexpected gift from the Atlantic coast of Maine. 2.n. The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England Clam Chowder and screaming in disgust as you release it between your partner's legs while chowing box.

MANROE TRANSFER: /MAN-ro trans-fur/ 1.n. Any sort of exchange made in a quaint Connecticut town. 2. n. Any purchase of drugs at a McDonalds drive-thru window in said quaint Connecticut town. 3.n. The act when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (see SAMOAN PILE DRIVER), back-to-back with the right-side-up standing man. Through careful anal-orifice matching techniques, the man craps directly into the woman's upside-down pooper.

NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK: /nu jer-ZE mEt-huk/ 1.n. Any of a breed of rusty, sharp east-coast ceiling hooks used to hang beef sides in a meat locker. 2.n. The act of inserting your finger into the ass of your partner, and while screwing her from behind, using only your arm muscles to control the consummation rhythm and process. This method requires excellent restraint and posture; hunchbacking or bending at the waist is never permitted. (see OVEN STUFFER ROASTER)

OVEN STUFFER ROASTER: 1. n. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extended period. 2. n. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK).

PASADENA MUDSLIDE: /pa-sa-dE-na MUD-slid/ 1.n. A massive erosion event caused by the combination of steep slopes and torrential rain in the San Fernando Valley of Southern California. 2.n. The act of leaving a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. A close cousin to the CLEVELAND STEAMER.

PAYING THE RENT: 1.n. A regularly scheduled exchange of equity for the right to reside on another's piece of real property. 2n. A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, with the man holding the back of her calves and banging ferociously.

RIM: /RIM/ 1. n. the outer often curved or circular edge of something. 2. the outer often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the shit shoot. 3. v. (ing) the art of exploring this prune-like orifice with your tongue (see also "ANAL TONGUE DARTS")

SAMOAN PILE DRIVER: /suh-MOan Pyl-dryver/ 1. n. A virility dance practiced throughout Samoan tribes in the Ganges River Basin. 2.n. A large crane-like machine used to extract diamonds from the Samoan Diamond Mines of Carnutspa. 3. n. A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (See also FLOAT VALVE). The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay....goony,goony,goony...ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!" Repeat and rinse.

SCABBY D: /skab-E DE/ 1.n. a rapper from Des Moines with a bizarre speech impediment. 2. n. The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

SHOP-VAC: /shop vak/ 1. n. An industrial vacuum cleaner able to pick up large quantities of material and liquids. 2. Sexual equivalent. The act of making a girl inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the V" (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS).

TEA-BAG: /tee bagg/ 1.n. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attached to a string and dangled in water to give it flavor. 2.n. A sack like structure containing my fat balls that is attached to my massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make them make a "wamuphm" like noise. 3.v tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with my fat balls.

THE MOOSE: 1. n. An elk-like animal found mostly in the north woods of Wisconsin and areas of Canada. 2. n. The sign given to a kickee when in doggie style. It is performed by placing both hands over your head with palms facing out and waving your fingers wildly.

THE NIXON: 1. n. An American President who was forced to resign in 1973 amidst allegations of campaign fraud. 2. n. A variation of THE MOOSE in which you give two peace signs as your indication of dominance. (Optional: You may yell "I'm not a crook" This is considered a very bold rendition and is very rarely done.)

TOPEKA DESTROYER: / TOE-pek-a d'stroi-yrr/ 1. n. An ironclad American warship fabricated in the poorly placed shipyards of Central Kansas. 2. n. The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head while receiving fellatio. (See COLD LUNCH)

VEGETARIAN HOT LUNCH: 1. n. A variation of the above for students who are inclined not to eat animal products. 2. n. A variation upon the aforementioned meal in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with animal product occurs. (see DENTAL DAM)

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Re: Re: Cleveland Steamer.... etc...

Originally posted by diablo
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OH RIGHT, THIS:
Originally posted by PosTMOd
Don't be timelining this shit, 'cause some people don't know... these are some definitions, though some are a bit different from what I remember...

ARABIAN GOGGLES: /a-RA-be-an GAU-gals/ 1.n. Eyeglasses originating from the Middle Eastern region of the world; specially designed with hooded sides to protect the desert camel driver in extreme sand and wind storms common to the area. 2. n. A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in said gogglee's eye sockets.

BEEF CURTAIN: /BEEF kurtun/ 1. n. A temperature barrier to protect a meat locker from harmful heat and bacteria. 2. The skanked-out remains of the labia after being stretched like play-doh from an hour of jammy-jam (see also BEEF DRAPES and MEAT TARP).

CAJUN HOT STICK: /cage-in hot sti-ck/ 1. n. A spicy meat stick. 2. n. The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper (see also CAJUN LOG) and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.

CHRISTMAS TURKEY CARVER: 1. n. A large, straight knife used to slice a cooked bird before consumption. 2. n. The person doing the carving. 3. n. The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot. (see also SHOCKER and MACHINE GUN KELLEY). 4. n. The person doing the carving. (see RON JEREMY)

CLEVELAND STEAMER: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/ 1. n. A water-based merchant cargo vessel originating from a large Ohioan city near Lake Erie. 2. n. (slang) The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penal (that is, penis) pleasure from friction between the mummeries. (see HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

DAVEY CROCKETT: /da-VE krok-et/ 1. pn. American folk hero of note, known as the king of the wild frontier, and recognized by his raccoon skin cap. Renowned for killing a bear when he was only three. 2. n. A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxer into your partner's snizzpod, and slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

DIRTY SANCHEZ: /dur-TEE SAN-chez/ 1. n. a filthy hair-lipped Mexican peasant. 2. n. The act of fingering a chick's cornhole, and wiping the remaining detritus on her upper lip while screwing her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shite mustached across her visage.

DOUBLE WISHBONE: /dub-el wish-BON/ 1.n. An advanced shock-absorbency suspension system design found in most modern automobiles. 2.n. The play in which, while in seated 69 position, the man inserts both index fingers into the vagina and both middle fingers into the anus followed by aggressively pulling outwards with both arms. Spitting in anus, while optional, is encouraged for future maneuvers.

DUTCH OVEN: /duh-shovin/ 1. n. a cast-iron kettle with a tight cover that is used for baking in an open fire. 2. n. entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass-odor by farting under the covers and pulling them up over her head (and yours as well if your into it.)

DUTCH TREAT: /dush-treet/ 1. n. a meal or other entertainment for which each person pays his own way. 2. n. the unexpected result of a dutch oven gone bad. (see also "GAMBLING and LOSING") BEEF

GLAZED DONUT: /glaz-d DO-nut/ 1.n. a sugar coated baked pastry characterized by its round shape and puckered hole in the middle. 2. n. The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooing all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

GREEK: /gr-ek/ 1. n. A man or woman that was born in Greece. 2. v.The act of using your glue stick (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your said partner's eyes closed. i.e. "Hey guys, check it out, "I greeked her" or "I'm sorry honey, but you asked for the "Greek salad".

HIGH DIVE: /hi-div/ 1. n. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth at nearly 200 mph. 2. The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partners hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used in Corn Hole technique, but dangerous.

HOT KARL: n. 1. A German man who just happens to be warm at the moment. n. 2. The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the man who was just balls deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE)

HOT KARL CANDY CANE: n. 1. A variation of the aforementioned in which the man who is receiving oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. (See also SHOCKER)

HOT LUNCH: 1.n. Any of a myriad of well-balanced and pre-prepared meals, delivered warm to the children at lunch time in the school cafeteria. 2. n. The result of defecating directly into your partner's mouth.

KENNEBUNKPORT SURPRISE: /ke-ne-bunk-port SU-pris/ 1.n. An unexpected gift from the Atlantic coast of Maine. 2.n. The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England Clam Chowder and screaming in disgust as you release it between your partner's legs while chowing box.

MANROE TRANSFER: /MAN-ro trans-fur/ 1.n. Any sort of exchange made in a quaint Connecticut town. 2. n. Any purchase of drugs at a McDonalds drive-thru window in said quaint Connecticut town. 3.n. The act when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (see SAMOAN PILE DRIVER), back-to-back with the right-side-up standing man. Through careful anal-orifice matching techniques, the man craps directly into the woman's upside-down pooper.

NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK: /nu jer-ZE mEt-huk/ 1.n. Any of a breed of rusty, sharp east-coast ceiling hooks used to hang beef sides in a meat locker. 2.n. The act of inserting your finger into the ass of your partner, and while screwing her from behind, using only your arm muscles to control the consummation rhythm and process. This method requires excellent restraint and posture; hunchbacking or bending at the waist is never permitted. (see OVEN STUFFER ROASTER)

OVEN STUFFER ROASTER: 1. n. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extended period. 2. n. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK).

PASADENA MUDSLIDE: /pa-sa-dE-na MUD-slid/ 1.n. A massive erosion event caused by the combination of steep slopes and torrential rain in the San Fernando Valley of Southern California. 2.n. The act of leaving a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. A close cousin to the CLEVELAND STEAMER.

PAYING THE RENT: 1.n. A regularly scheduled exchange of equity for the right to reside on another's piece of real property. 2n. A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, with the man holding the back of her calves and banging ferociously.

RIM: /RIM/ 1. n. the outer often curved or circular edge of something. 2. the outer often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the shit shoot. 3. v. (ing) the art of exploring this prune-like orifice with your tongue (see also "ANAL TONGUE DARTS")

SAMOAN PILE DRIVER: /suh-MOan Pyl-dryver/ 1. n. A virility dance practiced throughout Samoan tribes in the Ganges River Basin. 2.n. A large crane-like machine used to extract diamonds from the Samoan Diamond Mines of Carnutspa. 3. n. A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (See also FLOAT VALVE). The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay....goony,goony,goony...ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!" Repeat and rinse.

SCABBY D: /skab-E DE/ 1.n. a rapper from Des Moines with a bizarre speech impediment. 2. n. The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

SHOP-VAC: /shop vak/ 1. n. An industrial vacuum cleaner able to pick up large quantities of material and liquids. 2. Sexual equivalent. The act of making a girl inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the V" (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS).

TEA-BAG: /tee bagg/ 1.n. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attached to a string and dangled in water to give it flavor. 2.n. A sack like structure containing my fat balls that is attached to my massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make them make a "wamuphm" like noise. 3.v tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with my fat balls.

THE MOOSE: 1. n. An elk-like animal found mostly in the north woods of Wisconsin and areas of Canada. 2. n. The sign given to a kickee when in doggie style. It is performed by placing both hands over your head with palms facing out and waving your fingers wildly.

THE NIXON: 1. n. An American President who was forced to resign in 1973 amidst allegations of campaign fraud. 2. n. A variation of THE MOOSE in which you give two peace signs as your indication of dominance. (Optional: You may yell "I'm not a crook" This is considered a very bold rendition and is very rarely done.)

TOPEKA DESTROYER: / TOE-pek-a d'stroi-yrr/ 1. n. An ironclad American warship fabricated in the poorly placed shipyards of Central Kansas. 2. n. The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head while receiving fellatio. (See COLD LUNCH)

VEGETARIAN HOT LUNCH: 1. n. A variation of the above for students who are inclined not to eat animal products. 2. n. A variation upon the aforementioned meal in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with animal product occurs. (see DENTAL DAM)
 

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Re: Re: Re: Cleveland Steamer.... etc...

Originally posted by daddyiwantchocolate
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Originally posted by PostMod

Don't be timelining this shit, 'cause some people don't know... these are some definitions, though some are a bit different from what I remember...

ARABIAN GOGGLES: /a-RA-be-an GAU-gals/ 1.n. Eyeglasses originating from the Middle Eastern region of the world; specially designed with hooded sides to protect the desert camel driver in extreme sand and wind storms common to the area. 2. n. A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in said gogglee's eye sockets.

BEEF CURTAIN: /BEEF kurtun/ 1. n. A temperature barrier to protect a meat locker from harmful heat and bacteria. 2. The skanked-out remains of the labia after being stretched like play-doh from an hour of jammy-jam (see also BEEF DRAPES and MEAT TARP).

CAJUN HOT STICK: /cage-in hot sti-ck/ 1. n. A spicy meat stick. 2. n. The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper (see also CAJUN LOG) and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.

CHRISTMAS TURKEY CARVER: 1. n. A large, straight knife used to slice a cooked bird before consumption. 2. n. The person doing the carving. 3. n. The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot. (see also SHOCKER and MACHINE GUN KELLEY). 4. n. The person doing the carving. (see RON JEREMY)

CLEVELAND STEAMER: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/ 1. n. A water-based merchant cargo vessel originating from a large Ohioan city near Lake Erie. 2. n. (slang) The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penal (that is, penis) pleasure from friction between the mummeries. (see HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

DAVEY CROCKETT: /da-VE krok-et/ 1. pn. American folk hero of note, known as the king of the wild frontier, and recognized by his raccoon skin cap. Renowned for killing a bear when he was only three. 2. n. A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxer into your partner's snizzpod, and slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

DIRTY SANCHEZ: /dur-TEE SAN-chez/ 1. n. a filthy hair-lipped Mexican peasant. 2. n. The act of fingering a chick's cornhole, and wiping the remaining detritus on her upper lip while screwing her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shite mustached across her visage.

DOUBLE WISHBONE: /dub-el wish-BON/ 1.n. An advanced shock-absorbency suspension system design found in most modern automobiles. 2.n. The play in which, while in seated 69 position, the man inserts both index fingers into the vagina and both middle fingers into the anus followed by aggressively pulling outwards with both arms. Spitting in anus, while optional, is encouraged for future maneuvers.

DUTCH OVEN: /duh-shovin/ 1. n. a cast-iron kettle with a tight cover that is used for baking in an open fire. 2. n. entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass-odor by farting under the covers and pulling them up over her head (and yours as well if your into it.)

DUTCH TREAT: /dush-treet/ 1. n. a meal or other entertainment for which each person pays his own way. 2. n. the unexpected result of a dutch oven gone bad. (see also "GAMBLING and LOSING") BEEF

GLAZED DONUT: /glaz-d DO-nut/ 1.n. a sugar coated baked pastry characterized by its round shape and puckered hole in the middle. 2. n. The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooing all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

GREEK: /gr-ek/ 1. n. A man or woman that was born in Greece. 2. v.The act of using your glue stick (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your said partner's eyes closed. i.e. "Hey guys, check it out, "I greeked her" or "I'm sorry honey, but you asked for the "Greek salad".

HIGH DIVE: /hi-div/ 1. n. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth at nearly 200 mph. 2. The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partners hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used in Corn Hole technique, but dangerous.

HOT KARL: n. 1. A German man who just happens to be warm at the moment. n. 2. The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the man who was just balls deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE)

HOT KARL CANDY CANE: n. 1. A variation of the aforementioned in which the man who is receiving oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. (See also SHOCKER)

HOT LUNCH: 1.n. Any of a myriad of well-balanced and pre-prepared meals, delivered warm to the children at lunch time in the school cafeteria. 2. n. The result of defecating directly into your partner's mouth.

KENNEBUNKPORT SURPRISE: /ke-ne-bunk-port SU-pris/ 1.n. An unexpected gift from the Atlantic coast of Maine. 2.n. The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England Clam Chowder and screaming in disgust as you release it between your partner's legs while chowing box.

MANROE TRANSFER: /MAN-ro trans-fur/ 1.n. Any sort of exchange made in a quaint Connecticut town. 2. n. Any purchase of drugs at a McDonalds drive-thru window in said quaint Connecticut town. 3.n. The act when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (see SAMOAN PILE DRIVER), back-to-back with the right-side-up standing man. Through careful anal-orifice matching techniques, the man craps directly into the woman's upside-down pooper.

NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK: /nu jer-ZE mEt-huk/ 1.n. Any of a breed of rusty, sharp east-coast ceiling hooks used to hang beef sides in a meat locker. 2.n. The act of inserting your finger into the ass of your partner, and while screwing her from behind, using only your arm muscles to control the consummation rhythm and process. This method requires excellent restraint and posture; hunchbacking or bending at the waist is never permitted. (see OVEN STUFFER ROASTER)

OVEN STUFFER ROASTER: 1. n. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extended period. 2. n. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK).

PASADENA MUDSLIDE: /pa-sa-dE-na MUD-slid/ 1.n. A massive erosion event caused by the combination of steep slopes and torrential rain in the San Fernando Valley of Southern California. 2.n. The act of leaving a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. A close cousin to the CLEVELAND STEAMER.

PAYING THE RENT: 1.n. A regularly scheduled exchange of equity for the right to reside on another's piece of real property. 2n. A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, with the man holding the back of her calves and banging ferociously.

RIM: /RIM/ 1. n. the outer often curved or circular edge of something. 2. the outer often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the shit shoot. 3. v. (ing) the art of exploring this prune-like orifice with your tongue (see also "ANAL TONGUE DARTS")

SAMOAN PILE DRIVER: /suh-MOan Pyl-dryver/ 1. n. A virility dance practiced throughout Samoan tribes in the Ganges River Basin. 2.n. A large crane-like machine used to extract diamonds from the Samoan Diamond Mines of Carnutspa. 3. n. A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (See also FLOAT VALVE). The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay....goony,goony,goony...ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!" Repeat and rinse.

SCABBY D: /skab-E DE/ 1.n. a rapper from Des Moines with a bizarre speech impediment. 2. n. The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

SHOP-VAC: /shop vak/ 1. n. An industrial vacuum cleaner able to pick up large quantities of material and liquids. 2. Sexual equivalent. The act of making a girl inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the V" (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS).

TEA-BAG: /tee bagg/ 1.n. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attached to a string and dangled in water to give it flavor. 2.n. A sack like structure containing my fat balls that is attached to my massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make them make a "wamuphm" like noise. 3.v tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with my fat balls.

THE MOOSE: 1. n. An elk-like animal found mostly in the north woods of Wisconsin and areas of Canada. 2. n. The sign given to a kickee when in doggie style. It is performed by placing both hands over your head with palms facing out and waving your fingers wildly.

THE NIXON: 1. n. An American President who was forced to resign in 1973 amidst allegations of campaign fraud. 2. n. A variation of THE MOOSE in which you give two peace signs as your indication of dominance. (Optional: You may yell "I'm not a crook" This is considered a very bold rendition and is very rarely done.)

TOPEKA DESTROYER: / TOE-pek-a d'stroi-yrr/ 1. n. An ironclad American warship fabricated in the poorly placed shipyards of Central Kansas. 2. n. The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head while receiving fellatio. (See COLD LUNCH)

VEGETARIAN HOT LUNCH: 1. n. A variation of the above for students who are inclined not to eat animal products. 2. n. A variation upon the aforementioned meal in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with animal product occurs. (see DENTAL DAM)

Don't be timelining this shit, 'cause some people don't know... these are some definitions, though some are a bit different from what I remember...

ARABIAN GOGGLES: /a-RA-be-an GAU-gals/ 1.n. Eyeglasses originating from the Middle Eastern region of the world; specially designed with hooded sides to protect the desert camel driver in extreme sand and wind storms common to the area. 2. n. A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in said gogglee's eye sockets.

BEEF CURTAIN: /BEEF kurtun/ 1. n. A temperature barrier to protect a meat locker from harmful heat and bacteria. 2. The skanked-out remains of the labia after being stretched like play-doh from an hour of jammy-jam (see also BEEF DRAPES and MEAT TARP).

CAJUN HOT STICK: /cage-in hot sti-ck/ 1. n. A spicy meat stick. 2. n. The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper (see also CAJUN LOG) and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.

CHRISTMAS TURKEY CARVER: 1. n. A large, straight knife used to slice a cooked bird before consumption. 2. n. The person doing the carving. 3. n. The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot. (see also SHOCKER and MACHINE GUN KELLEY). 4. n. The person doing the carving. (see RON JEREMY)

CLEVELAND STEAMER: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/ 1. n. A water-based merchant cargo vessel originating from a large Ohioan city near Lake Erie. 2. n. (slang) The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penal (that is, penis) pleasure from friction between the mummeries. (see HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

DAVEY CROCKETT: /da-VE krok-et/ 1. pn. American folk hero of note, known as the king of the wild frontier, and recognized by his raccoon skin cap. Renowned for killing a bear when he was only three. 2. n. A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxer into your partner's snizzpod, and slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

DIRTY SANCHEZ: /dur-TEE SAN-chez/ 1. n. a filthy hair-lipped Mexican peasant. 2. n. The act of fingering a chick's cornhole, and wiping the remaining detritus on her upper lip while screwing her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shite mustached across her visage.

DOUBLE WISHBONE: /dub-el wish-BON/ 1.n. An advanced shock-absorbency suspension system design found in most modern automobiles. 2.n. The play in which, while in seated 69 position, the man inserts both index fingers into the vagina and both middle fingers into the anus followed by aggressively pulling outwards with both arms. Spitting in anus, while optional, is encouraged for future maneuvers.

DUTCH OVEN: /duh-shovin/ 1. n. a cast-iron kettle with a tight cover that is used for baking in an open fire. 2. n. entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass-odor by farting under the covers and pulling them up over her head (and yours as well if your into it.)

DUTCH TREAT: /dush-treet/ 1. n. a meal or other entertainment for which each person pays his own way. 2. n. the unexpected result of a dutch oven gone bad. (see also "GAMBLING and LOSING") BEEF

GLAZED DONUT: /glaz-d DO-nut/ 1.n. a sugar coated baked pastry characterized by its round shape and puckered hole in the middle. 2. n. The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooing all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

GREEK: /gr-ek/ 1. n. A man or woman that was born in Greece. 2. v.The act of using your glue stick (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your said partner's eyes closed. i.e. "Hey guys, check it out, "I greeked her" or "I'm sorry honey, but you asked for the "Greek salad".

HIGH DIVE: /hi-div/ 1. n. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth at nearly 200 mph. 2. The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partners hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used in Corn Hole technique, but dangerous.

HOT KARL: n. 1. A German man who just happens to be warm at the moment. n. 2. The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the man who was just balls deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE)

HOT KARL CANDY CANE: n. 1. A variation of the aforementioned in which the man who is receiving oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. (See also SHOCKER)

HOT LUNCH: 1.n. Any of a myriad of well-balanced and pre-prepared meals, delivered warm to the children at lunch time in the school cafeteria. 2. n. The result of defecating directly into your partner's mouth.

KENNEBUNKPORT SURPRISE: /ke-ne-bunk-port SU-pris/ 1.n. An unexpected gift from the Atlantic coast of Maine. 2.n. The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England Clam Chowder and screaming in disgust as you release it between your partner's legs while chowing box.

MANROE TRANSFER: /MAN-ro trans-fur/ 1.n. Any sort of exchange made in a quaint Connecticut town. 2. n. Any purchase of drugs at a McDonalds drive-thru window in said quaint Connecticut town. 3.n. The act when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (see SAMOAN PILE DRIVER), back-to-back with the right-side-up standing man. Through careful anal-orifice matching techniques, the man craps directly into the woman's upside-down pooper.

NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK: /nu jer-ZE mEt-huk/ 1.n. Any of a breed of rusty, sharp east-coast ceiling hooks used to hang beef sides in a meat locker. 2.n. The act of inserting your finger into the ass of your partner, and while screwing her from behind, using only your arm muscles to control the consummation rhythm and process. This method requires excellent restraint and posture; hunchbacking or bending at the waist is never permitted. (see OVEN STUFFER ROASTER)

OVEN STUFFER ROASTER: 1. n. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extended period. 2. n. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK).

PASADENA MUDSLIDE: /pa-sa-dE-na MUD-slid/ 1.n. A massive erosion event caused by the combination of steep slopes and torrential rain in the San Fernando Valley of Southern California. 2.n. The act of leaving a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. A close cousin to the CLEVELAND STEAMER.

PAYING THE RENT: 1.n. A regularly scheduled exchange of equity for the right to reside on another's piece of real property. 2n. A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, with the man holding the back of her calves and banging ferociously.

RIM: /RIM/ 1. n. the outer often curved or circular edge of something. 2. the outer often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the shit shoot. 3. v. (ing) the art of exploring this prune-like orifice with your tongue (see also "ANAL TONGUE DARTS")

SAMOAN PILE DRIVER: /suh-MOan Pyl-dryver/ 1. n. A virility dance practiced throughout Samoan tribes in the Ganges River Basin. 2.n. A large crane-like machine used to extract diamonds from the Samoan Diamond Mines of Carnutspa. 3. n. A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (See also FLOAT VALVE). The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay....goony,goony,goony...ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!" Repeat and rinse.

SCABBY D: /skab-E DE/ 1.n. a rapper from Des Moines with a bizarre speech impediment. 2. n. The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

SHOP-VAC: /shop vak/ 1. n. An industrial vacuum cleaner able to pick up large quantities of material and liquids. 2. Sexual equivalent. The act of making a girl inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the V" (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS).

TEA-BAG: /tee bagg/ 1.n. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attached to a string and dangled in water to give it flavor. 2.n. A sack like structure containing my fat balls that is attached to my massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make them make a "wamuphm" like noise. 3.v tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with my fat balls.

THE MOOSE: 1. n. An elk-like animal found mostly in the north woods of Wisconsin and areas of Canada. 2. n. The sign given to a kickee when in doggie style. It is performed by placing both hands over your head with palms facing out and waving your fingers wildly.

THE NIXON: 1. n. An American President who was forced to resign in 1973 amidst allegations of campaign fraud. 2. n. A variation of THE MOOSE in which you give two peace signs as your indication of dominance. (Optional: You may yell "I'm not a crook" This is considered a very bold rendition and is very rarely done.)

TOPEKA DESTROYER: / TOE-pek-a d'stroi-yrr/ 1. n. An ironclad American warship fabricated in the poorly placed shipyards of Central Kansas. 2. n. The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head while receiving fellatio. (See COLD LUNCH)

VEGETARIAN HOT LUNCH: 1. n. A variation of the above for students who are inclined not to eat animal products. 2. n. A variation upon the aforementioned meal in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with animal product occurs. (see DENTAL DAM)

Don't be timelining this shit, 'cause some people don't know... these are some definitions, though some are a bit different from what I remember...

ARABIAN GOGGLES: /a-RA-be-an GAU-gals/ 1.n. Eyeglasses originating from the Middle Eastern region of the world; specially designed with hooded sides to protect the desert camel driver in extreme sand and wind storms common to the area. 2. n. A seldom-seen maneuver involving the testicles where the satchel is spread wide and placed on the face of the "ride", thus resting the balls in said gogglee's eye sockets.

BEEF CURTAIN: /BEEF kurtun/ 1. n. A temperature barrier to protect a meat locker from harmful heat and bacteria. 2. The skanked-out remains of the labia after being stretched like play-doh from an hour of jammy-jam (see also BEEF DRAPES and MEAT TARP).

CAJUN HOT STICK: /cage-in hot sti-ck/ 1. n. A spicy meat stick. 2. n. The act in which the cock is taken out of her pooper (see also CAJUN LOG) and slathered in the pool of dip spit in the small of her back and then re-inserted.

CHRISTMAS TURKEY CARVER: 1. n. A large, straight knife used to slice a cooked bird before consumption. 2. n. The person doing the carving. 3. n. The act of sitting carefully behind your prone partner, inserting three fingers in her vagina, one in her ass, and voraciously pumping your digits in and out, maintaining a perfect L-bend at the elbow, and using only your rotator cuff as a power pivot. (see also SHOCKER and MACHINE GUN KELLEY). 4. n. The person doing the carving. (see RON JEREMY)

CLEVELAND STEAMER: /KLEEV-lund STEE-mrhh/ 1. n. A water-based merchant cargo vessel originating from a large Ohioan city near Lake Erie. 2. n. (slang) The act of leaving a shit stain on the rib cage of a woman while receiving penal (that is, penis) pleasure from friction between the mummeries. (see HAWAIIAN MUSCLE FUCK and PASADENA MUDSLIDE)

DAVEY CROCKETT: /da-VE krok-et/ 1. pn. American folk hero of note, known as the king of the wild frontier, and recognized by his raccoon skin cap. Renowned for killing a bear when he was only three. 2. n. A sexual maneuver in which you slip a muscle relaxer into your partner's snizzpod, and slide your head in, thus wearing your partner's now-relaxed snatch-fur as a coonskin cap.

DIRTY SANCHEZ: /dur-TEE SAN-chez/ 1. n. a filthy hair-lipped Mexican peasant. 2. n. The act of fingering a chick's cornhole, and wiping the remaining detritus on her upper lip while screwing her from behind, thus leaving a trail of shite mustached across her visage.

DOUBLE WISHBONE: /dub-el wish-BON/ 1.n. An advanced shock-absorbency suspension system design found in most modern automobiles. 2.n. The play in which, while in seated 69 position, the man inserts both index fingers into the vagina and both middle fingers into the anus followed by aggressively pulling outwards with both arms. Spitting in anus, while optional, is encouraged for future maneuvers.

DUTCH OVEN: /duh-shovin/ 1. n. a cast-iron kettle with a tight cover that is used for baking in an open fire. 2. n. entrapping an unsuspecting sleeping partner in a world of ass-odor by farting under the covers and pulling them up over her head (and yours as well if your into it.)

DUTCH TREAT: /dush-treet/ 1. n. a meal or other entertainment for which each person pays his own way. 2. n. the unexpected result of a dutch oven gone bad. (see also "GAMBLING and LOSING") BEEF

GLAZED DONUT: /glaz-d DO-nut/ 1.n. a sugar coated baked pastry characterized by its round shape and puckered hole in the middle. 2. n. The act of taking a girl in the ass, pulling out, and spooing all over her pastry buns, thus transforming her rump into the illusion of an oversized, quivering glazed donut.

GREEK: /gr-ek/ 1. n. A man or woman that was born in Greece. 2. v.The act of using your glue stick (if you know what I'm saying) and gluing your said partner's eyes closed. i.e. "Hey guys, check it out, "I greeked her" or "I'm sorry honey, but you asked for the "Greek salad".

HIGH DIVE: /hi-div/ 1. n. Act of jumping out of a plane and free falling toward earth at nearly 200 mph. 2. The skill of pulling your johnson all the way out of your partners hole, and in one motion, swiftly jamming it home again. Best used in Corn Hole technique, but dangerous.

HOT KARL: n. 1. A German man who just happens to be warm at the moment. n. 2. The act in which a woman sucks the cock of the man who was just balls deep in her can. (see also CORN HOLE)

HOT KARL CANDY CANE: n. 1. A variation of the aforementioned in which the man who is receiving oral cock cleaning gives the woman a reach around. (See also SHOCKER)

HOT LUNCH: 1.n. Any of a myriad of well-balanced and pre-prepared meals, delivered warm to the children at lunch time in the school cafeteria. 2. n. The result of defecating directly into your partner's mouth.

KENNEBUNKPORT SURPRISE: /ke-ne-bunk-port SU-pris/ 1.n. An unexpected gift from the Atlantic coast of Maine. 2.n. The act of covertly filling your cheeks with chunky-style New England Clam Chowder and screaming in disgust as you release it between your partner's legs while chowing box.

MANROE TRANSFER: /MAN-ro trans-fur/ 1.n. Any sort of exchange made in a quaint Connecticut town. 2. n. Any purchase of drugs at a McDonalds drive-thru window in said quaint Connecticut town. 3.n. The act when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (see SAMOAN PILE DRIVER), back-to-back with the right-side-up standing man. Through careful anal-orifice matching techniques, the man craps directly into the woman's upside-down pooper.

NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK: /nu jer-ZE mEt-huk/ 1.n. Any of a breed of rusty, sharp east-coast ceiling hooks used to hang beef sides in a meat locker. 2.n. The act of inserting your finger into the ass of your partner, and while screwing her from behind, using only your arm muscles to control the consummation rhythm and process. This method requires excellent restraint and posture; hunchbacking or bending at the waist is never permitted. (see OVEN STUFFER ROASTER)

OVEN STUFFER ROASTER: 1. n. Type of chicken that is usually seasoned and baked for an extended period. 2. n. The unusual method of inserting your finger in the ass of your partner while screwing her, and feeling her cervix. This procedure is more effective from behind (see NEW JERSEY MEATHOOK).

PASADENA MUDSLIDE: /pa-sa-dE-na MUD-slid/ 1.n. A massive erosion event caused by the combination of steep slopes and torrential rain in the San Fernando Valley of Southern California. 2.n. The act of leaving a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blow job. A close cousin to the CLEVELAND STEAMER.

PAYING THE RENT: 1.n. A regularly scheduled exchange of equity for the right to reside on another's piece of real property. 2n. A sexual position in which the woman is folded in half, knees above shoulders, with the man holding the back of her calves and banging ferociously.

RIM: /RIM/ 1. n. the outer often curved or circular edge of something. 2. the outer often wrinkled and dark brown edge of the shit shoot. 3. v. (ing) the art of exploring this prune-like orifice with your tongue (see also "ANAL TONGUE DARTS")

SAMOAN PILE DRIVER: /suh-MOan Pyl-dryver/ 1. n. A virility dance practiced throughout Samoan tribes in the Ganges River Basin. 2.n. A large crane-like machine used to extract diamonds from the Samoan Diamond Mines of Carnutspa. 3. n. A sexual position that occurs when the woman's back and the bed are perpendicular but she is upside down (See also FLOAT VALVE). The practitioner of the Pile Driver stands above the woman and points his shit due south, simply bending his knees for repeated bludgeoning. This process is repeated while screaming, "Abdaay....goony,goony,goony...ABDAY. ABDAY. ABDAY. HA!" Repeat and rinse.

SCABBY D: /skab-E DE/ 1.n. a rapper from Des Moines with a bizarre speech impediment. 2. n. The unfortunate occurrence for a male due to a practice of dry fucking in blue jeans sans undergarments. One of the most feared of all sexual accidents.

SHOP-VAC: /shop vak/ 1. n. An industrial vacuum cleaner able to pick up large quantities of material and liquids. 2. Sexual equivalent. The act of making a girl inhale your hog from behind while you're "pulling the V" (see FRUIT BASKET, SILENCE OF THE LAMBS).

TEA-BAG: /tee bagg/ 1.n. A sack like structure containing flavored leaves that is attached to a string and dangled in water to give it flavor. 2.n. A sack like structure containing my fat balls that is attached to my massive unit and is stuffed into the mouths of young girls to make them make a "wamuphm" like noise. 3.v tea-bag(ing) the act of stuffing them with the sack filled with my fat balls.

THE MOOSE: 1. n. An elk-like animal found mostly in the north woods of Wisconsin and areas of Canada. 2. n. The sign given to a kickee when in doggie style. It is performed by placing both hands over your head with palms facing out and waving your fingers wildly.

THE NIXON: 1. n. An American President who was forced to resign in 1973 amidst allegations of campaign fraud. 2. n. A variation of THE MOOSE in which you give two peace signs as your indication of dominance. (Optional: You may yell "I'm not a crook" This is considered a very bold rendition and is very rarely done.)

TOPEKA DESTROYER: / TOE-pek-a d'stroi-yrr/ 1. n. An ironclad American warship fabricated in the poorly placed shipyards of Central Kansas. 2. n. The act of vomiting directly onto your partner's head while receiving fellatio. (See COLD LUNCH)

VEGETARIAN HOT LUNCH: 1. n. A variation of the above for students who are inclined not to eat animal products. 2. n. A variation upon the aforementioned meal in which the diner stretches a piece of saran wrap over her mouth such that chewing (for texture) is possible, but no actual contact with animal product occurs. (see DENTAL DAM)
 
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Dirt Dawg

TRIBE Member
I have always thought that this sort of refence guide would be handy,rather than having to explain these things to your friends, co workers, your grandmother...


I'm glad I now have such a life affriming template for which to base my life upon *throws book of mormon in trash*
 

xtcfreak

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donkey punch if i remember is where you do her from behind and punch her in the back of the head hard enuff to knock her out, and at that time, stick it in her ass.. supposidly when you get knocked out, your asshole tightens.. :)

Jay
 
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DSV

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Nice to see you've been keeping yourself busy since you lost you job.

PS lol, LOL, LO muthafucking L!!!
 
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