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Christmas Carols For The Psychiatrically Challenged:

SpaceBabe

TRIBE Member
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder ---Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle

Schizophrenia --- Do You Hear What I Hear?

Paranoid --- Santa Claus is Coming to Get me

Manic --- Deck the Halls and Walls and House and Lawn and Streets and Stores and Office and Town and Cars and Busses and Trucks and trees and Fire Hydrants and......

Multiple Personality Disorder --- We Three Queens Disoriented Are

Dementia --- I Think I'll be Home for Christmas

Narcissistic --- Hark the Herald Angels Sing About Me

Borderline Personality Disorder --- Thoughts of Roasting on an Open Fire

Personality Disorder --- You Better Watch Out, I'm Gonna Cry, I'm Gonna Pout, Maybe I'll tell You Why


Happy Holidays
 
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Rudolph the Red-nosed Uncle.
had a very bad disease.
Drank all his one son's trust fund.
All he's got is his whisky (like a hobo!).

And when the police charged him
for doing 160 clicks,
pissed himself during frisking,
meanwhile screaming "you're all dicks!"

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Uncle Rudolph came.
Puked his turkey on the rug.
Offered cousin Susie a rub and tug.

Now he is getting counselling.
And banned from our Christmas day.
He'll spend his yuletime tidings
with his own friends in AA.
 
Originally posted by MoFo
Rudolph the Red-nosed Uncle.
had a very bad disease.
Drank all his one son's trust fund.
All he's got is his whisky (like a hobo!).

And when the police charged him
for doing 160 clicks,
pissed himself during frisking,
meanwhile screaming "you're all dicks!"

Then one foggy Christmas eve,
Uncle Rudolph came.
Puked his turkey on the rug.
Offered cousin Susie a rub and tug.

Now he is getting counselling.
And banned from our Christmas day.
He'll spend his yuletime tidings
with his own friends in AA.




work of comedy art
 
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Originally posted by Ditto Much
work of comedy art
Thank you.
I made it up on the spot while eating pho at my desk.

You can actually sing it to the melody too. That's how amazing I am. AMAZING like yer mom.
 
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