characteristics of a great ass...

[Eccentric (LRG)]

What are they..? I've often wondered.
Never really asked...

 

[Syntax Error]

big, round and slappable.

 

[The Tesseract]

Originally posted by Syntax Error
big, round and slappable.

pretty much it... except not all guys are into big asses.

so Round, and Slappable

 

[Boss Hog]

and edible.

 

[Isosceles_CAT]

Originally posted by The Tesseract
Round, and Slappable

(with no wrinklies at the bottom)

 

[Syntax Error]

you just have to learn how to "handle" a big ass in order to appreciate it.

 

[HotSauce]

 

[jus me]

for me...

perky and toned.

no hair on the ass please.

 

[Eccentric (LRG)]

Originally posted by Isosceles_CAT
(with no wrinklies at the bottom)

wrinklies?
do you mean actual wrinkles or like creases ?

 

[jus me]

^^^^

aka cellulite

 

[The Tesseract]

Originally posted by Isosceles_CAT
(with no wrinklies at the bottom)

but a crease is fine.

*nods*

 

[graham]

Originally posted by Eccentric (LRG)
wrinklies?

[wrinklies]see you in 15 years ![/wrinklies]

 

[Eccentric (LRG)]

ahhhh so you mean an airbrushed ass

 

[Isosceles_CAT]

Originally posted by Eccentric (LRG)
wrinklies?
do you mean actual wrinkles or like creases ?

Stretch marks or something at the bottom of the ass.

 

[Isosceles_CAT]

Originally posted by Eccentric (LRG)
ahhhh so you mean an airbrushed ass

Pornstar ass.

 

[labRat]

not a flat one.

it seems that flat asses are due to malnutrition, as i only see it on people who you can tell do not eat well (not neccessarily skinny, 'cuz larger people have it too - big tummies no butt).

 

[Casey]

Bad asses talk about people, average asses talk about things, great asses talk about ideas.

 

[Funzo]

A great ass is characterized by the woman it's attached to. Hrmmm I'm at a loss for words here

 

[Stan]

 

[gubydal]

Originally posted by Casey
Bad asses talk about people, average asses talk about things, great asses talk about ideas.

Nice. True.

 

[graham]

I disagree. Great asses are too busy realizing the idea to talk about it

Average asses talk about things they could have done

Bad asses talk about things they'll never do, and

Kick asses that are unemployed

 

[Casey]

Originally posted by gubydal
Nice. True.

I think what you meant to say was 'lol'

 

[Rocky]

 

[Boss Hog]

 

[Big Cheese]

Originally posted by Boss Hog
and edible.