Catriona Lemay Doan Is At My Office

[Chris]

Wicked Catriona LeMay Doan and her Hubby Bart at our Office today,

Nicest couple EVAR! signing autographs, answering questions, so nice. Bart is wickedly funny-still wearing his cowboy hat and big ol belt belt buckle.


BTW she is so stunning



Thought I would share this!!!!

 

[H2Whoa]

Tell her she's hot!

 

[Chris]

Originally posted by H2Whoa
Tell her she's hot!

complete understatement!!!

 

[Mr_Furious]

who?

 

[silver1]

Ask her how big her Theighs are. They're friggin HUGE! (As all speed skaters theighs are).

She could crush coconuts with those.

 

[Klubmasta Will]

she's a canadian hero and all but ... hot??? come on ....

if you said that jamie sale was at your office, i'd be running over there right now.

 

[Chris]

Originally posted by Mr_Furious
who?

Catriona LeMay Doan
1998 Olympic Gold, 500m speed skating
1998 Olympic Bronze 100m speed skating
World Record Holder 500m 37.29sec March 9, 2001
5 time World Sprint Champion, 1996, 1997, 1998, 1999, 2001
2001 Olympic Gold

and she is hot

 

[labRat]

Originally posted by silver1
Ask her how big her Theighs are. They're friggin HUGE! (As all speed skaters theighs are).

She could crush coconuts with those.

that's what i was thinking - i say go over and see if you can wrap your arms around those tree trunks. just think of the juice she can squeeze with those fukkers.

--craig

 

[Chris]

Originally posted by silver1
Ask her how big her Theighs are. They're friggin HUGE! (As all speed skaters theighs are).

She could crush coconuts with those.

I was tempted to ask how much she squats for reps!

 

[mingster]

I hate the way her name sounds.

 

[dicksherwood]

Originally posted by silver1
Ask her how big her Theighs are. They're friggin HUGE! (As all speed skaters theighs are).

She could crush coconuts with those.

She could crush my coconuts anytime....rowr

 

[labRat]

Originally posted by ChrisD
I was tempted to ask how much she squats for reps!

i forget who it was, but some speed skater said that they squat around 1700lbs.

 

[redeyes]

give her a smack on that big, beautiful booty of hers.

peace

 

[Chris]

She autographed my little card from her that has all of her stats and such.

"To Chris, thanks for cheering"

and from her hubby Bart
"all the best"

she is so dreamy.....

I would say the other things she wrote, but thats between me and Catriona....

 

[Mr_Furious]

Originally posted by *labRat*

i forget who it was, but some speed skater said that they squat around 1700lbs.

no fuckin way

maybe if you're mr olympia

I once heard that Tiger Woods can bench press 300lbs.

although, that sounds more feasible

 

[Chris]

Originally posted by Mr_Furious


no fuckin way

maybe if you're mr olympia

I once heard that Tiger Woods can bench press 300lbs.

although, that sounds more feasible

THERE IS NO WAY TIGER CAN BENCH 300!! I would bet my entire life savings on that, no way, not possible,

 

[labRat]

Originally posted by Mr_Furious
no fuckin way

maybe if you're mr olympia

maybe it was kilos, not pounds. and i think it was leg press, not squat.

--craig

 

[Boo]

Originally posted by *labRat*

maybe it was kilos, not pounds. and i think it was leg press, not squat.

--craig

ya 1700 Kilos is far more reasonable

hmm 3500 lbs...getting into superman territory

 

[labRat]

Originally posted by Boo


ya 1700 Kilos is far more reasonable

hmm 3500 lbs...getting into superman territory

maybe it was in stones, or cloves, or godammed water filled balloons... i don't know. it was a lot.

ps. i know that kilo>pound

--craig

 

[Mr_Furious]

^^^ LOL

maybe it was just a dream.....

 

[Klubmasta Will]

i'd bet tiger can press close to 300 pounds. i know lots of guys that can press 240-250 that aren't huge. plus, tiger's got by far the longest drive in golf. a lot of it's due to his form, but he's still gotta have major league power coming from somewhere.

superman can press well over 100 metric tons.

the hulk can as well. normally, he's not as strong as superman but the madder he gets, the stronger he gets, so if you piss him off enough, who knows?

 

[Mr_Furious]

^^^^you have to differentiate fiction from reality

I know what your saying though, I had a friend that was around 5'4 and no more than 160lbs. but yet i've seen him bench press 220lbs.

 

[Chris]

I still dont think Tiger can press close to 300 pounds, to drive a ball doesnt really require chest strength, and look at the skinny guys frame, no way, doesnt have the axillery muscles to do it. Yeah maybe if he trained real real hard. No way.

Being huge isnt always reflective of strength,

that being said show me a guy or girl for that matter who isnt big, ie muscle density who isnt strong.

Show me Tiger pressing 300 pounds and I will shut it.

 

[Mr_Furious]

Chris...it sounds to me like you're jealous that Tiger has reduced you to nothing more than a mere pansy

 

[Chris]

Will.....
come now, I have always been a pansy, but one that can outpress you and Tiger put together

I squish your head, squish, squish, squish!