Catbucket Is Your New Ruler

[Bass-Invader]

cabucket is the alpha and omega

you can pour catbucket into your lap, for petting and then use Bounty(tm) to soak cat back up and put back in bucket.

Catbucket is not sold in hardware stores everywhere.

Catbucket does not like mops.

Catbucket knows how many holes there are in Albert Hall.

Catbucket like baskets of hamtar.

Catbucket should not be mixed with ammonia, bleach, or both.

Catbucket contains no MSG and is constructed primarily out of Xanathan Gum.

I like catbucket.

 

[graham]

too bad it isn't full of goat.se

 

[deep]

did catbucket eat fatmouse?

because normally fatmouse eats everything

 

[Bass-Invader]

Originally posted by deep
did catbucket eat fatmouse?

because normally fatmouse eats everything

Catbucket mops the floor with fatmouse. But catbucket doesn't like mops.

 

[deep]

man I don't know

catbucket is constrained by a bucket, whereas no object forged of man can constrain the fatmouse

you might even say the bucket oppresses the cat , the same way fat people oppress the earth

 

[Bass-Invader]

but cat by nature is the predator of the mouse. The bucket only gives cat form, and the cat gives the bucket purpose. it is a symbiotic relationship, a yin and yang, forming the Tao, which i stubbed and it hurts, holding the universe together in harmony and softness, and... where was i going with this?

 

[graham]

I like the way the fat juxtaposes with the mouse, and then again with the shitbucket.


pass the eggs.

 

[deep]

I don't know, but I loved the tao bit.

the question remains, cat bucket is but one, albeit bucket enhanced. fatmouse has an army of obese compatriots the world over. surely they collectively outweigh a bucket. they might form into a giant japanese robot like fatmouse, and then the age old question that has plagued philosophers since the dawn of civilization can be answered, who would win in a fight of fat against metal?

obviously , rust never sleeps, and yngwie malmsteen has demonstrated that fat and metal can peacefully coexist. fatmouse will unleash the fucking fury.

 

[Day Dream]

many fat mice in bucket liike robots and wheels powered by baskets of hamtar?

 

[CLUSTER]

 

[deep]

Originally posted by Day Dream
many fat mice in bucket liike robots and wheels powered by baskets of hamtar?

I don't know about that. I mean, fatmouse's mightiness cannot be constrained. Not by the will of man atleast, or by pants without an elastic waist.

www.fatmouse.tk

 

[Day Dream]

if it fed fat mouse he would care. he would make it better, then eat it...

 

[deep]

I have the sneaking suspicion that catbucket was once catcup, the same way japanese pitchers do amateur gay porn before they play major league baseball.

 

[Day Dream]

awww. soft and drinkable

 

[jebac]

haha stupid cat! lets see u get out!

-jebac

 

[daddyiwantchocolate]

CATBUCKET!

Though I think it's more a CATPOT type of thing.

 

[kat]

Originally posted by deep

 

[Adam]

catbucket, catcup, fatbucket, et al. can lick my squirrel lower half

 

[H2Whoa]

Fatmouse is an irresistible tyranny.

NO WAY Catbucket will overthrow it.

Fatmouse has just conscripted a new and voracious shrew army. They eat everything and do not get fat allowing them to eat more. Unfortunately they die quickly. Fatmouse is unconcerned about that however.

 

[TheLiquidFairy]

I prefer to worship sink cat.

XXX
Marian

 

[noisy]

If anyone else is as perpetually curious about pointless things as I am, the .tk country code for the url above is Tokelau, a small island administered by New Zealand.

Look ma, I can use Google!

We now return to your regularly scheduled funny cat pictures. . .

 

[noisy]

do YOU remember love?

 

[Bass-Invader]

Can that cat transform into a spaceship?

 

[Bass-Invader]

Originally posted by deep
I don't know, but I loved the tao bit.

the question remains, cat bucket is but one, albeit bucket enhanced. fatmouse has an army of obese compatriots the world over. surely they collectively outweigh a bucket. they might form into a giant japanese robot like fatmouse, and then the age old question that has plagued philosophers since the dawn of civilization can be answered, who would win in a fight of fat against metal?

obviously , rust never sleeps, and yngwie malmsteen has demonstrated that fat and metal can peacefully coexist. fatmouse will unleash the fucking fury.

This is a question that can only be settled by one thing. Rock Paper Scissors on an intergalactic level - i guess catmouse could not lose, becasue liquid is not affected by either rock, paper or scissors.

 

[deep]

Originally posted by kat

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