In other news, McDonald's gets a new clown. When asked why the president was chosen, a reliable source comments, "We were looking for innovative ways to market to America's children. What better way than to have a mascot that relates to them on their level?"
"sure i did coke at my father's inauguration,
but that was a 'youthful indiscretion ',
now i'm the president and i'm tough on crime,
so if you get caught with some we'll throw your crack addicted ass in jail,
that not hypocrisy, that's politics."