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Canadian Temperature Guide


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50° Fahrenheit (10° C)
Californians shiver uncontrollably, Canadians plant gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start, Canadians drive with the windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
American water freezes, Canadian water gets thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) > New York City landlords finally turn on the heat,
Canadians have the last barbecue of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mt. St. Helens freezes, Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door to door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole, Ottawa canal opens for skating.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes, Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops, Canadians start saying "cold eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C)
Hell freezes over, Toronto Maple Leafs win Stanley Cup.
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