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Canadian Cold vs. American Cold

The Kid

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1. 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)

Californians shiver uncontrollably,
Canadians plant gardens.

2. 35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C)
Italian cars won't start,
Canadians drive with the windows down.

3. 32° Fahrenheit (0° C)
American water freezes,
Canadian water gets thicker.

4. 0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C)
New York City landlords finally turn on the heat.
Canadians have the last barbecue season.

5. -60° Fahrenheit (-51° C)
Mount St. Helens freezes,
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

6. -100° Fahrenheit (-73° C)
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole,
Ottawa Canal opens for skating.

7. -173° Fahrenheit (-114° C)
Ethyl alcohol freezes,
Canadians get frustrated when they can't thaw the keg.

8. -460° Fahrenheit (-273° C)
Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops,
Canadians start saying "Cold eh?"

Hi i'm God

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Yanks need to get rid of thier system. the reason they think canada is so cold is becasue of this 50° Fahrenheit (10° C)


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Originally posted by The Kid
Canadians Girl Guides sell cookies door-to-door.

I might have to give you this one. There was a woman still handing out those "24" newspapers in front of my subway station yesterday when it was -30.

But because 24 is so terrible, it felt like -40.
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