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buttocks and pizza

swilly

TRIBE Member
damn i think i have to quit eating at my place of employment

last night when i was at work i noticed how it kinda felt like i had sat in snow or something. But i could not figure it out. So on this one delivery at the UW residence i was bending over to get these pizzas out of my car and i noticed how these girls were giggling.

well not thinking anything of it i kept on working away trying to get this stuff.

then this one girl was like hey we did not order bum pizza eh

i was like "ya hhahaha"

not knowing what they were talking about.

It was not untill like 5 deliveries later and about 3 more odd comments did i realize

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh

I split my jeans and my left cheek was hanging out when i was bending over. Sure enough on the one day i was not wearing underwear this had to happen.


Oh well perhaps they will change the phrase from plumber butt too pizza boy butt

stupid jeans from 1st year.

i think this is a sign though hitting the gym tommorow
cheers
swilly
 
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jamieson

TRIBE Member
I watched this gay porn vid at this house we were staying at once...it was called "the pizza boy - he delivers"
 

MoFo

TRIBE Member
Oh my god, I didn't understand a word of that story and I still have no idea if you sat in pizza or some girls were calling you "butt pizza boy" but that is the

FUNNIEST STORY EVER.

I cannot stop laughing..

I'll have a pepperoni pizza please with green peppers, mushrooms and LOLives..
 
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MoFo

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by swilly

then this one girl was like hey we did not order bum pizza eh

i was like "ya hhahaha"

THIS IS THE BEST PART!!!!
Bahahahaahahahawahwahwhahwahwhahahaahahaha...

I AM DYING OVER HERE!
 

Evil Dynovac

TRIBE Member
Originally posted by depraved
You should submit that story to www.patheticgeekstories.com
Oh shit! That site is great. It's like they were all written by Swilly and then edited for proper grammer.

When I was 13, my family moved from Florida to Moscow, Russia. Naturally, I lost contact with my best friend, until one summer when I came back for a visit. We were sitting watching TV when I said: 'Ben, where's your dad?' ... there was a pause and he came back with 'He's dead.' We were always into our black humour, so I just laughed it off. Then at dinner time (this was a big Cuban-family style meal with about 13 relatives around the table), the conversation died, so I decided to let the family in our little joke. 'Ben, where's your dad?' ... his mother broke in: "Mike, Ben's dad passed away over the summer. He had a heart attack." I was still giggling from what I assumed was a shared joke, that this didn't sink in for a few moments. The rest of the meal was eaten in silence.
 
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Evil Dynovac

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Kids can be cruel but also very clever and witty...

I moved to a new school in 8th grade, and decided I was too "adult" now for my nickname, Jamie, and changed to my real first name, Leo. The first day a bunch of kids teased me for having a stupid name. The next day someone called me a "tard" (short for retard). Then someone put the two together, and from that day on I was known as Leotard. I changed back to Jamie the next day.
 
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