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Bringing turtles to the Office can get you laid.

Discussion in 'TRIBE Main Forum' started by marcinm, Feb 11, 2005.

  1. marcinm

    marcinm TRIBE Member

    It's true.. according to their new commerical, the "new guy" brings some in and the "office hot chick" is all like "call me and we'll hook up for some sex." Just like that.
     
  2. junglegirl

    junglegirl TRIBE Member

    she doesnt say we'll hook up for some sex
     
  3. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    You should try it!
    Keep us updated.
     
  4. marcinm

    marcinm TRIBE Member

    it's IMPLIED.. i mean, do they have to spell everything out for you? She's all like sitting on his desk ffs.
     
  5. junglegirl

    junglegirl TRIBE Member

    haha i've sat on peoples desk doesnt mean i want to sex them

    on second thought maybe it did
     
  6. I_bRAD

    I_bRAD TRIBE Member

    When the turtles are gone... so is she.
     
  7. terrawrist III

    terrawrist III TRIBE Member

    it's not GHB...she's just being nice to get at his chocolate stash
     
  8. Krzysiu

    Krzysiu TRIBE Member

    on that note: singing turbolover by judas priest while in the tim horten's line WILL get you laid though... wait, no it won't but you'll be awesome!
     
  9. marcinm

    marcinm TRIBE Member

    i don't know.. this girl once sat on my desk, and then later on i ended up having sex with her. :p




















    j/k
     
  10. JOSHB

    JOSHB TRIBE Member

    hahah!
     
  11. marcinm

    marcinm TRIBE Member

    yeah.. but she doesn't need to know that they're gone.. he can be all like 'we'll have some later'.. string her along and shit.
     
  12. vench

    vench TRIBE Promoter

    no sunshine girl today??
     
  13. Boss Hog

    Boss Hog TRIBE Member

    Unfortunately, being a fucking idiot reverses any magical turtle effects.
     
  14. terrawrist III

    terrawrist III TRIBE Member

    I don't see a blowjob in that future but DEF. a smile and an extra timbit...you signing makes their day happier I'm sure:)
     
  15. marcinm

    marcinm TRIBE Member

    Re: Re: Bringing turtles to the Office can get you laid.

    speaking from personal experience eh?
     
  16. Boss Hog

    Boss Hog TRIBE Member

    Predictability also dictates that you'll most likely spend your 15 minute coffee break in the washroom stall jerking off to the cherished image of Merdyl's slip which is showing just below her knee today.
     
  17. MoFo

    MoFo TRIBE Member

    That's grunt.


    Need any help, M?
     
  18. marcinm

    marcinm TRIBE Member

    jerking off in the washroom :confused:

    does anybody other than you actually do this.. i thought it was an urban legend... like pop rocks and coke.
     
  19. Boss Hog

    Boss Hog TRIBE Member

    Let me explain something to you because you're apparently in need of the help.

    When you want to insult someone, a combination of funny/original/crass is usually a safe region to play in, because even if you don't want to be totally malicious, at least it's still worth a chuckle.

    Trying to return an insult simply by "holding up a mirror" and saying "no YOU are" is something a third grader might do, or someone with the mentality of a third grader. It's really not that effective, and just proves the point further that in fact, the person who called you stupid in the first place was right.

    So try to be original.
     
  20. unique2100

    unique2100 TRIBE Promoter

    hahhahah thats gross boss hog save it for the ride home
     
  21. junglegirl

    junglegirl TRIBE Member

    heres a thought
    you try to be original by not insulting marcinm
    mmmmmk?
     
  22. tobywan

    tobywan TRIBE Member

    Ironically enough...I'm going to be dressing up as the Turtles "turtle" on sunday for a trade show...

    *let the jokes begin*
     
  23. terrawrist III

    terrawrist III TRIBE Member

    I once stroked it in a work bathroom back in the day...fuckin' hot new girl:mad:

    not a week later a guy got written up for wacking in the lunch room...true story:D
     
  24. unique2100

    unique2100 TRIBE Promoter

    Someones aunt flow is in town me thinks
     
  25. unique2100

    unique2100 TRIBE Promoter

    hahahahhaa dirty
     

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